>fat roastie breaks up with her boyfriend
>Asks me on a date two days later
I fucking hate women. What do I do to /burn/ this roastie fuck
put your willy in her and then scream in her face that she's a disgusting monster and nobody will ever love and run away
>>29231147
>Put your willy in her
No thanks. Actual intercourse disgusts me.
>>29231128
Say you'll give her your numer, then give her the number for Narcotics Anonymous
>>29231418
>Tripfag in charge of not assuming she doesnt have my number already
>>29231182
But it'd be funny!
Just fuck her for alittle bit, then pull out and yell "Just a prank, bro!".
>>29231748
Only if I can take a shit on her too
>>29231128
Pull the catfishman on her
Do anything that he did and deliver later
>>29231128
say you'll meet at a resturant and dont show up
>>29231939
Fuck, that was great. I wish I could be that sneaky