Has any anon ever thought about becoming a comic? I see some pretty funny shit on this site, shit that legit gives me an ab workout and I'm guessing there's at least one anon on there that's created a handful of memes that would work well on the stage.
If not then I'll probably use some of these stories as a template and write a routine out of it. Test it out on some friends and eventually on an open mic if it gets a laugh from em.
>>29231051
Do a test run here, I'll be candid about my review.
>haha so get this guy's, the other day I had to pee but my family was still awake so i peed in the 2l mountain dew bottle then went back to sleep
>it was really hard because my stomach was growling, see I was really hungry and last night we had family staying the night in the living room so I couldn't get up to sneak any food for fear of being seen
>thank God I at least stuck to the bathroom to fill up another bottle and make some crystal light
>I often think of killing myself
>I'm a huge pussy who can't even make a sandwich if someone might see me
>starving to death is taking a long time though
>I bet it would be fun to have a gf
>I wish I was kill
>sleeping is fun, it's like a happy long dream with the occasional nightmare
>problem is I always make up and then the real nightmare begins
>not a nightmare of fear and danger, but of endless ennui and an excruciating descent towards something beyond mediocrity and irrelevance
Hoo boy, I bet I could really tickle some ribs with these dank memes about being unhappy
>>29231218
Pseud.
robots dont have interesting or funny life experiences that normal people will laugh with them about
emphasis on laughing with, most funny stories on here are just terribly embarrassing and pathetic
normal people dont laugh at our memes too
>>29231051
I've considered going to open mics and pulling a Sam Hyde to fuck with leftists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdNAhlqnxA0
>>29231051
I think that its the environment that makes it funny. Normies probably wouldn't laugh. Imagine instead being in a room full of robots, I would spergh out and be really, really, really uncomfortable.
>went to an open mic
>told a joke about snuff films
>nobody liked it
>>29231269
most comedians probably haven't actualy been in all the situations they talk about, they're probably just pulling together stories
it could be possible if you looked out for some funny greentexts but the issue would be in the delivery, i can't imagine a robot delivering jokes in a particularly engaging manner
Oh boy, really glad to be here in [city name]. Nothin else like it here, I love you guys [crowd cheers]. Aint nothin like [state name] around, you guys are the best [crowd cheers].
Love you guys, went down to a [local bar name] last night and a couple of drinks with the locals here [crowd cheers]. Anyone else an alcoholic? [crowd cheers]. Life sure sucks. Women are terrible, right guys [yeahhh]. Well, men are terrible too, right gals? [WOOO] Yeah...that ones single you can tell...hehe.
It's a pleasure to be here, I gotta say. Anyone else notice how shitty r9k has become. Normies everywhere man.
>tfw no gf
>>29231051
Overly thin arms are a weird body sensation I sometimes get. My arms and fingers then feel like they're really thin sticks. Makes me uneasy.
>>29231312
That's because you're a faggot fucking normeme rebbit summerfag.
>>29231430
I hear your brachial is supposed to be the same size as your calves for dank proportioning. I bet I would look incredible with arms that big but I have teensy little twig arms. If I flex I can see a four pack so my fat is on the lower end but it's kind of shitty. I don't like eating, am afraid of getting fat, but want to weigh 210lbs. Shitsux
>>29231218
Lmao idk, this sounds pretty funny. You could make the back story of the 2L and seaking as you getting grounded as a kid instead of being a 20 yo neet.
>be 13 yo boy
>failing all my classes cause grew up in the internet age
>too busy with porn and AMVs to do homowork
>every time I get a report card sent home Id forge the signatures and send back
>every time they call my house I pick up, hang up, and reset the caller ID
>finally the day of reckoning comes
>report card PICK UP
>contemplate using my allowance to pay a hobo to play my parent
>pussy out
>go into the meeting with both parents
>teacher gives me a shit eating grin knowing what I've been up to
>teacher exposes everything I've been doing
>mom is crying
>dad is giving me this beat the shit out of you face
>get home, parents lecturing me through the whole drive home
>get in my room genuinely feeling bad about what happened
>have to take a piss bad but can't bring myself to show my face to them
>no bottles around
>piss on the rug under my bed
>go to sleep and sneak into the kitchen at 3 in the morning to make a sandwich
>>29231667
But I was home schooled and never struggled with academic material. Also poor so no allowance.
