Hi,
I'm a 23 year old virgin and I am accepting girlfriend applications
-Must be a virgin
-Must be attractive
-Must not mind that I have no friends, social life, personality, interests or employment prospects
ewww you're ugly though
>>29230996
We get your satire bro, it is spot on. Now stop it please you silly you!
i am taking any gf, only requirement is that you are a biological female
>>29230996
Why does a bitter femanon slut and a virgin robot faggot keep making these threads? Go outside, kids.
>>29230996
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>>29228708
>tfw retards will fall for this obvious bait just by switching out the picture and subject matter
just flock my flippity flap nanodesu senpai
>>29231083
Is Sam alpha?
>>29231115
no he is beta af
same as op but am 26 and got pity-sex at age 22.
>grad hs in 2010 [age 20]
>got on ssi in 2011
>got pity-sex by a fat nignog milf in 2012
>moved to another state [fl - ky]
>family bugged me about getting job/gf/etc
>told them nope
here i am, once again. sitting on me bed with snacks/drinks around me while trying to not have allergies. i am a shut-in parasite couch potatoing neet. deal with it because am too lazy to deal with it meself.
skype; motivat10n
>>29230996
>no friends
And? Does that make someone less of a human being?
>social life
Does that make me a bad man? Should I kill myself?
>personality
But I thought I was an eccentric fedora tipper? Do I have no thoughts of my own?
