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>just paid 150 for a hooker >I couldn't even get hard
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>just paid 150 for a hooker
>I couldn't even get hard
>2mins of trying to get hard
>told her she could leave
>she left
>still soft
Why am I so pathetic robots
Pic related it's me
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>not making the whore suck your flaccid dick?
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huevo ese?
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>>29230942
I don't speak Spanish
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Porn dick strikes again
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>>29230987
I haven't masterbaited in about a month
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Hookers are a huge waste of money
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>>29230911
How old re you
Where do you work
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>>29230911

Just try and relax. Do you stop masturbating so you wont cum immediatly? because pussy isnt as tight as your fist and you most likely wont cum the second you put your dick in.
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>>29231130
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I don't have a job tbqh familia
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>>29231153
I stopped because I love the feeling of being horny all the time. Makes it easier to talk to girls
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>>29231192
Okay, for me its the exact difference, if i am horny i try way too hard.
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>just paid 150 for a hooker
>2mins of trying to get hard
>I couldn't even get hard
>told her she could leave

Kek

Did both of you get naked at all?
Did you at least tried rubbing her ass and play with her tits so you could get hard?
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>>29231314
Yea we were naked
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>>29230911
You have problems other than trying to get laid obviously. Having someone help you expend a little semen wasn't going to sort your shit out.
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Were you nervous? Were you focusing on your performance? Sounds like it. You experienced what it known as "psychogenic erectile dysfunction," which is a form of performance anxiety a.k.a. stage fright.

I had this too.

The solution? Get an actual gf who is understanding and willing to take her time with you.
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Because you secretely know you don't want a pathetic memory like that as your first intercourse. Not that sex is special or anything but it is new to you.
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>>29230952
Dont worry it doesnt mean anything
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Should have maid her suck your floppy dick until time was over, or at least give you an angry handy. Afterwards grumble about it being your fault that you didn't get hard
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