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Hello r9k, I think I finally made it out of robothood. Yesterday
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Hello r9k, I think I finally made it out of robothood. Yesterday I got this fresh haircut and a cute woman who was biking behind me initiated conversation about biking and kept attempting to converse and when I looked her in the eyes it looked as if her heart skipped a beat. I am really pumped right now and might even hit up a girl I've texted with before, but haven't gotten farther than that. What do you robots think?
Btw my stats:
East african
Male
5'11"
On the skinny side
Nose and eyelashes are prob my best features
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>>29230189
>east african
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29230189
DO IT!

Live that life, man.

Live the shit out of it. I bet you feel pumped up right now. Shit's cash.
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>>29230419
East African's are GOAT bro
>>29230440
Thanks Anon she followed me on instagram at 3 AM so I'll hit her up this after noon
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>east african
you're a nigger
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>east african

WERE DA WITE WIMMINZ @
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>>29230518
>>29230534
More like ancient kingdoms and vast civilizations ranging from the trading hubs in Somalia to the battle hardened kingdoms of Ethiopia.
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>>29230501
>instagram

Fuck off. You are not a true blackbot.
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>>29230563
I have no pics on there, but I'm taking pics with my Tibetan-bro today.
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>east African
>thinks he got out of robothood

Kek
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>>29230440
>Double shift to seperate sentences
>talks like a nigger because OP is one

Please go back to >>>/reddit/, faggot.
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>>29230593
What do you mean? Tbh East Africans are in the top 3 aesthetic peoples
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>>29230558
so hol up

you be sayin'

you wuz kangz n shit?
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>>29230501

she was either drunk and thinking of you (good)

or she was up late sober thinking of you (better)

you got this man. don't do dinner and a movie dude.

go to an event and get late night ice cream. then go to a scenic outlook spot.
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Calls himself a robot

>has qt3.14 voluntarily talking to him
>is black

btfo normad reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>29230661
She's sorta "alternate" so I'll probably bring her to one of the more hipsterish citywide events.
>>29230643
A select few were kings, some upper class, but most were commoners. The likelihood of meeting an east african descended from someone even slightly royal is very low.
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>>29230693
I was really ugly, suffered from depression and no one ever wanted to associate with me up until a year ago, so I consider myself to be a former robot
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>>29230700
hipster girls are lowkey freaks in the good way
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>>29230750
Now I'm really hyped, maybe she might invite over to her place to "talk".
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>>29230779
don't you dare ignore any signs she gives you dude. if you think it's flirty, it definitely is.
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>>29230872
I'm definitely making plans with her and taking her out in the next couple days
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>>29230661
>go to an event and get late night ice cream. then go to a scenic outlook spot.

and then fuck her right in the pussy.
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>>29230904
this guy knows what's good.

>>29230895
i mean when you're already on the date. don't pussy out lol
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>>29230936
I can be sort of a pussy but I feel comfortble enough around her to make moves, the only problem is how would I make a move if my house is always occupied?
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>>29230189
>typical narcissistic Abdi thinks he's hot shit

You people are literally born autistic.

I can already picture your skinny, weak, wimpy ectomorph body creaming your pants as some Swedish girl shakingly initiates small talk with you in an attempt to humanize herself, because she probably thought you were a psychopath pirtate who she had to stave off rape from.

Also
>my nose
>my eyelashes

Cringe, my camel fucking amigo.

>t. Semi-East African robot
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>>29231032
What do you look like then?
These robots are forgetting that nearly all of them look fucking hideous,
hence our pathetic love life and yet you still feel the need to roast a person based on their ethnicity. Stay humble.
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>>29231032
I live in an east coast city.
I'm not autistic in any way, shape or form and I've recieved compliments on how I look many times by people of both genders and all ages. Keep in mind I didn't even look at her she just rode up next to me and started a conversation. Also she wasn't even white, she was Persian. You seem to show signs of self-hate desu anon, just because you got shit tier genes doesn't mean you have to put down others.
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>>29231108
Pretty hideous t b h.
>>29231110
You're right, I apologize, but there's really no need to draw attention to your ethnicity/background.
You did that to yourself.
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>>29231158
I can point out my background if I feel like it furthers the coversation. If you're ugly anon do something to help yourself out instead of raging on this board.
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>>29230189
Abdi! Conversing with westerners is haram
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>>29230558
WE
oregano
fuck you robot
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>>29230518
>posting picture of flat faced emotionless drone race
>bashes other race
Why am I not surprised? White beta male weebs and their embarrassing fetish.
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>>29231032
>I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW
I laughed harder than I should have
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