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>it's summer (basically)
>while functioning humans spend their time outside, having adventures, making friends, making great memories that will become nostalgia in a few years
>you spend another summer mostly behind your screen, wasting away your youth
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>>29229873
lol I live in Florida
No fucking way i'm going outside, I don't want cancer
Yeah I should actually start doing work, i;m no better than you losers if I just fuck around all day.
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>>29229873
Ya? What of it?
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>>29229873
It's a way of life.
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like always anon
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I'd rather stay inside than fight that hard rain and wind. Pretty sure nobody is out making memories during a storm season.
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>>29229873
I'm disabled. What do you expect me to do?
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>>29229873
>wasting away your youth
I'm enjoying life. I dont enjoy partying, going to the beach or any of that normie crap.
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>>29229914
>I dont enjoy partying, going to the beach or any of that normie crap.

Lmao nobody actually enjoys it you retard
It's just better than sitting along all day
>Pic related is you
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It's not a matter of choice. I am wasting my youth because I got born inferior and thanks to that I will get treated poorly.
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>>29229873
thanks anon

i've been spending more time than usual on my computer lately, hence me being on /r9k/ these last few weeks.

this just scared me enough to actually go on a hike tomorrow.
stop by my friends house and use his pool, share some beers

friend wants to go to lunch and i've been putting her off

might even have a picnic with that bitch


THANKS FOR THE FEAR BASED MOTIVATION BASED ANON
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>>29229873
Actually I will be spending it inside a mental hospital
I win yet again
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i do not enjoy clubbing, i do not enjoy going to the pool.
playing game is the least shitty thing i would be doing.
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>>29229928
>Lmao nobody actually enjoys it
The delusion in this one.
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>>29229873
>while functioning humans spend their time outside, having adventures, making friends, making great memories that will become nostalgia in a few years

you should stop browsing your facebook normie >:)
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>>29229873
>having adventures

Lol like what? I fuck with kikes online and have to avoid Zuckerkike's Eye-Of-Mordor. That's an adventure. Adventure? What adventures do you normscum get into? Getting STDs?

>making friends

I've made friends. A lot of friends! I have a constant stream of social support online. And I am no less independent for it, unlike your average normie who is pushed about by his peers.

>making great memories that will become nostalgia in a few years

What need do you have for nostalgia when every day is a vacation?
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>>29229928
>nobody enjoys these recreational activities
>but doing these is better than doing enjoyable recreational activities instead
wot?
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>>29229928
Everyone likes partying

Have you ever been to a party with your friends?
Thrown a party for you friends?
Gone to a friends party?

Its fun as fuck. Hedonism is the GOAT pass time.
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>>29229944
Nice. I'll share your experience when my parents finally push me to the edge. I wish you the greatest luck, NEET-kun.
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>play videogames all day
>affects literally no-one else besides me
>still made to feel bad about it
Fucking normalscum.
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>>29229976
>>29229957

Wow there really is no helping you fuck huh
lol
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>>29229990
What people like and what is truly "great" are entirely two separate concepts.
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Joke's on you, I already wasted away my youth.
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>>29230004
okay. whats your point, friendo?
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>>29230054
A philosopher like myself has far better things to do. As a NEET
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>>29230069
changing the world one post at a time, huh?

i'm sure your great mind will influence generations to come.

try not to spill your piss jugs. don't wanna ruin all those pages of deep thought.
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>>29229873
It's 97f with &80 humidity and a UV-index meteorologists describe as "extreme". I'll shelter in-place until September, thanks.
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>>29230119
>being this much of a puss

put on some shorts and get a bike
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>>29230159
Eat shit and lol @ your leather couch skin. I'm not going outside until it's cold and dark.
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>>29229990
Trust me. I enjoy dancing a lot, but most parties are shit. Only when I went on vacation and partied did I really enjoy myself. But even then I was going out for the wrong reason.
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I see it differently.
I just don't feel the social pressure you feel, you're still my sister and I kinda care about you.
Tell Chad I said hi, bye.
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>>29230192
you don't even like partying with friends?

i dont even mean like huge ragers

>just like you and 20-40 friends.
>warm lighting
>drinking games
>drunk singing
>dancing with the girlfriends
>jokes that have been running for years
>catching up with people over a cigarette

coziest shit in the world hombre
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Personally I only like cozy venues with like less than 40 people, where the dj actually plays your requests for lack of anything to do.

>drinking vodka and smoking cigarettes until everything is a blur
>you and three other people you know on the dancefloor
>dancing to the very worst of the 1980's
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>>29230259
>20-40 friends.
Is that supposed be a small amount?

6, max.
>tfw the only friend you have left is one online
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Jokes on you I've already wasted my youth. Now I am wasting my late twenties.
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>>29230289
20 is the better side of that range. but people always end up bringing their friends that they met other places or dates n shit. end up with more people.
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>>29230322
Do you know what board you're on, right now?
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>>29229873
I'm hyperfunctioning.
I don't waste away my time in the sun, I have no time for that.
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>>29230346
yeah i know

i'm not the average robot, but this is like the only thing to do when i'm dealing with insomnia/depression at 5 in the goddamn morning.

sun's rising right now.


something's comforting about being on here. it's kind of a nice refuge from the real world.

sorry if me being here erks you
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>decide to grow sideburns so that I can look like a radical cool party dude
>I've never been to a party, I have no friends, no social life of any kind, never had a gf, and nobody will ever see my sideburns
>sideburns don't properly connect to hair anyway

Party time, excellent... I g-guess..
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>>29230069
Riiiight. Going through mental gymnastics why you aren't a sad failure doesn't make you a philosopher
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>>29230259
Drinking games suck, pablo. Also my culture doesn't allow me to smoke.
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>>29230521
beer pong is fun as fuck, chico.
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>>29230411
A gathering of 20-40 friends seems like a massive thing to me. Having that many friends that you could consider friends is just alien as fuck.
Also, too many people, man. Way too many people.

>erk
It's irk, normie.
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>>29230411
you are welcome brobot
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>>29230562
anything less than 20 isn't a party tho. my good friends would only be like 10 people there.

the rest are more B-list friends. like the people you text for a party address.

damn, knew my spelling was off.
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>>29230562
I celebrated my last birthday with 30-40 friends a few months ago. Obviously not all of them are close friends, but like it's not that big of a deal
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>>29230607
you are such a flaming normalfag

why do you fags and women come here i'll never know
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>>29230666
because what else am i gonna do while i watch the sun rise and wonder what i'm doing with my life.

you want me to actually think about that shit? nah son. i'mma drown out my fear and self-loathing in the toxic echo chamber of this website.
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>>29230666
because being introverted makes you relate with some /r9k/ stuff I guess? ever been on a /r9k/ group chat or played vidya with robots? most time it's revealed that nobody there is really a robot. just some introverts with social issues here and there.
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>>29229912
Not be a faggot about it. There's double amputees running marathons
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>>29230666
I come here to laugh at losers
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>>29230870
you must be super cool and not insecure at all
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>>29230899
>you must be super cool and not insecure at all
DELETE THIS
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>>29230644
That's deep in normalscum tier.
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>>29229873
I go out during the fall, winter and spring though. I hate the heat with a passion and would rather be cozy in a jacket than sweaty with a t-shirt on.
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>>29230607
>the rest are more B-list friends

You should get out as soon as possible.
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>>29229873
I've been spending my summers the same fucking way since i got out of high school:
>drinking beer or vodka
>smoking tobacco
>pissing in the sink
>shitting in bags
>staying hydrated with black tea
>eating rice
>interacting with a cashier once every week
>calling over escorts to talk, fuck and cuddle
Living the European dream and loving every moment of it.
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>>29231160
In winter and autumn it's basically the same, but i drink whiskey.
Wine in spring.
Everything else is the same. This is literally my life.
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>>29229873

>while functioning humans spend their time outside, having adventures, making friends, making great memories that will become nostalgia in a few years

Chances are they're probably working or studying away at uni for most of the week while they just get smashed at the clubs on the weekend
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>>29230714

I don't know about you, but I have too much social anxiety even for those things.
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Time enjoyed is not time wasted. Life is about finding your values and priorities. I know what's important to me and live accordingly, taking what is realistic into account.

Some people are tough mudding, I guess rolling around in mud and getting electrocuted is fun. I think I'll just stick to trail running and a sensible lifting routine. I tried the tough mud thing. It's fucking retarded. It's not timed and there is no qualifier. They let people fucking walk between obstacles and if you have even the slightest bit of conditioning it's trivial alone, yet they emphasize tenacity and teamwork. I have Friday night magic, Wednesday volleyball at church, softball an church, and bowling with college buddies. The rest of my time I play on steam and live.

Op, your hobbies and opinions are wrong, stupid, and shitty.
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>>29229894

You, the biggest loser on the board, actually thought you we better than us? Wew lad, ur in 4 a #r00d awakening m7
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>>29230714

Did you not know that robots are painfully self aware autistic men who struggle with social interaction? What did you think we were?
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>>29231472
Autists are not self-aware. That's one of the key things about autism. They have no idea.

We're just losers.
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>>29231497

Forgive me for not using precise enough dsmv language. Robots are high functioning individuals with pervasive developmental disorder:not otherwise specified with marked self awareness and difficulty in navigating social interaction with neurotypical individuals resulting in subclinical social anxiety and comorbid generalized anxiety.
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>>29230259
What the fuck. Do normies actually have 20-40 friends. That's insane. The most I've had is 4
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>>29230714
>/r9k/ group chat or played vidya with robots?
what the fuck?
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>>29229909
Rain is awesome.
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>>29231697
>Do normies actually have 20-40 friends.
how many of those would have their back if shit hit the fan, though?
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>>29231697
>Do normies actually have 20-40 friends.
no they just have a very lax definition of friendship.
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>>29230714
>/r9k/ group chat or played vidya with robots? most time it's revealed that nobody there is really a robot
What a fucking surprise.
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>>29231727
Good point. I have one friend right now but I know he'll be there for me and it feels good
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>>29231122
what country is this?

original post
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>>29229966
this. triple dubs confim
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>>29231369
>church
>indulging in superstition and fairy tales
Yeah, yeah tips fedora etc.
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>>29231787

At least you're aware of the fedora stereotype.

I was raised Christian so the church is just comfy to me. You won't find a more loving and accepting people. It's worth it for the community alone. Escaping eternal damnation and hellfire is just a nice bonus at this point. I guess there's no reason a bunch of atheists can't get together and have cookouts, volleyball, or softball. It might even be fun to play against them. I love the idea of intereligious sports leagues. It would be a chance to make more friends and maybe an opportunity to witness to them.
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>>29231727
7 of them have always had my back. we've known each other since we were kids. they've always had my back.
we've been in multiple brawls together.

another 1 i call whenever i'm just fucking tired and need someone to talk to, she's really nice and always listens. i do the same for her.

another helped me through some real tough times, i poured my soul into that guy. he's the only person who knows i've seriously thought about suicide.

So if I had to be at the gates of hell at 5 in the morning to do battle with the goat demon god himself. I'd say at least 8 would show up and someone would bring coffee and a bear-claw.

Again, only 10 of the 20-40 would be close friends. The rest are just friends.
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>>29232065
>7 of them have always had my back. we've known each other since we were kids. they've always had my back.
we've been in multiple brawls together.

sorry i repeated myself, there. whoopsies.
but seriously i've taken hits for those guys and vice versa.
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>>29231754
penistan
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>>29232120
thats... not a... real place?
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>>29232185
i wish it wasn't but yeah i live here
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>>29232198
damn hombre i'm sorry. looks like there ain't shit out there.
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>>29229873
It's winter you filthy american faggot. Fuck off my board.
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>>29232707

>he cries while posting in American English on an American website hosted on an American server in an American state from the American nation created by an American who sold the rights to an ameriboo nip
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>>29232880
>american english
K E K
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>>29232989
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>familiarize
>not familiarise
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>>29233035
>"our incorrect spelling is better"
Fucking Americans.
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>>29232989

Wow so cool, now he uses a Korean starcraft meme appropriated by American image board culture.

I still can't decide which country has worse shitposters, Canada, or Australia. If only we could genocide both.
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>>29229873
What if I told you that's just because it's socially acceptable to do so? E.g. In parallel universe you'd create a thread with "while normies watch ongoings on Tokyo mx wo subs, making memories and waifus, you're out partying with friends"
So stop giving a fuck about what others do
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It has been raining for weeks now.

I'd wish it would stay atleast 1 week dry and sunny.

I want to go mountain hiking...
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>>29233069
If you can guess which one I'm from in one guess I will get out of your board right now
I actually won't but I'll change threads at least
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>>29233057

Haha, the little 3rd worlder is so deluded it thinks just because everyone else in it's poorly educated 'nation' misspellsthe same way that it must me everyone else who has it wrong.
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>>29233057
our spelling is absolutely incorrect, you're right. but it's the way Americans incorrectly spell your word. for example, the Americans who run this American website.
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>>29233086
in that parallel universe the human race would be extinct because the norm would be hermit life.
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>>29233115

Canada is in North America and experiencing summer so the only anglophones in the southern hemisphere is Australia and New kiwistralia. Americans rule the world. Geography is no challenge to us. We are the ones who make the maps and globes after all. Well we tell China to actually make them. We do the intellectual part and they handle the labor part.
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I am so glad I left /r9k/ a few years ago. Now I have actual plans for the summer, and will in a week spend time at a private cottage with a few good friends, my dog, with some weed and acid. Why am I still here? I still feel empty inside. There is no salvation in the normie life.
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>>29229873
>CHA BRAH LIFES ABOUT LIVIN IT UP ITS NOT LIKE SOME PWOPLE WOULD RATHER STAY INSIDE RIGHT? AND IF THEY DO ITS BECASUE THEY ARE LOSERRRRS! CHA-A-A-A-A-A-A--A


fuck off OP
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>>29233086
>while normies watch ongoings on Tokyo mx wo subs, making memories and waifus, you're out partying with friends
I'm not surprised people on this board kill themselves so often.
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>>29233171
You got me senpai, I'm true to my word
Abandoning thread
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>>29233173
but your on /r9k/ right now
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i honestly like staying inside better to be honest i just like it that way.
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>>29229873
I'm on a boat in the Caribbean. I'd rather be on the internet. Hope I don't miss a stream today. Fucking limited data.
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>>29233130

Both spellings are standardized, accepted, and widely used and recognized. Both are correct, the American version is just more correct. Unless we are to go back to using Lord to exclusively refer to a bakersman that is. History is written by the victor. Guess who writes the spelling, grammar, and syntax.
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ok, OP but don't stray from you friends everyone knows that if normies are left alone for longer than one hour they will have a nervous breakdown
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>>29233223
i was being overly concessional because the correctness of the spelling was irrelevant, only that the version with the Z is americanized and that's the version on the front page of 4chan.
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>>29233199

I haven't been here for like 1.5 years. For some reason returned to /v/ yesterday, /r9k/ today. I guess I am just regressing or something. I see things haven't changed a lot here though.
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>>29233182
why do you stay inside, then?
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>>29233259
is this what you tell yourself to justify a friendless lifestyle?
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>>29233216
why? what do you have in your room that beats everything outside of your room?
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>>29233601
>why?
>why?
>why?
>why?
>why?

because i prefer vidya, internet, comfyness,dew, and waifus over the intense rays radiating from the sun and normies who aim only to bite my ass.

is there somthing wrong with that? i thought you guys thought that nerdy shy people were quirky and different based on your "dank" memes that go something like "other people (picture of friends having drinks) me (picture of you eating cheetos and watching netflixXD"
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>>29233740
>"other people (picture of friends having drinks) me (picture of you eating cheetos and watching netflixXD"

the equivalent of a skinny girl saying "OMG i'm so fat i gained like 2 pounds" just so their friends will validate them. when people post shit like that they're using basic humor to try and excuse their gluttonous behavior.
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>>29233379
>why do you stay inside?


because i want to. why do you go outside?
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>>29233783
because it has grass
fresh air
pools
rivers
cliffs
friends
beers in the sun
cute girls on the trails
cafes
beaches
driving around
walking through nice neighborhoods
taco trucks
all sorts of shit

being inside is for when theres shit weather
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>>29229873

>look outside
>it's 10C and heavily cloudy/raining
>there are swarms of mosquitoes
>if it's warmer than 20C there are other insects of the Boreal forest in addition to mosquitoes making your life a living hell

>take a look inside of my room
>comfy air temperature/humidity & comfy computer
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>>29229873
I'm 21. Any friends I had have drifted away since high school ended. How do I stop wasting my youth?
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>>29233965
dogs poop on the ground outside. i'd rather risk stepping in my own poop that i made on the floor inside my home.
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>>29233965
>grass filled with animal feces and piss
>humid air not been cooled by AC
>pools with people in them
>rivers with god knows what in it
>cliff that you can kys with
>friends who talk shit behind your back and "roast" you
>alcohol for degenerates
>back stabbing two faced roasties
>cafes
>beaches where normies go to get cancer
>driving mfw
>walking through ghetto neighborhoods
>taco trucks with ricos special jizz sauce
>all sorts of dangers

no thank you.
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