your porn name is the colour of your underwear + your last meal
Grey BBQ
Red croissant with nutella
>>29228358
black rice.
also its 36 years, faggot
None Peanut Butter Cracker
>>29228358
ok, first of all it was not 44 years ago
secondly
red wings
green striped swai
not half bad
Black Twizzlers
Red tendies
>>29228393
>>29228432
It's just jokes, my goy
Black Nando's
green almonds
>>29228358
Purple Potatoes
>>29228358
Grey with green triangles meat infused baked potatoes
>>29228495
I don't get this joke tho tbqhfam
>>29228538
It has been something of a thing on this site, as with all other places, that occasionally people remember how much time has passed since something and feel old as a result.
The joke is to exaggerate that, maybe momentarily making people feel very old while poking fun at the phenomenon itself.
White sausage
>Sky Blue Whataburger
hmm
Black Ribs
>>29228623
>white underwear
risky business
>>29228623
>>29228632
You guys should do interracial
Black Muesli
No meatloaf
>>29228358
Black muffin
>>29228358
white celery
Grey soft chicken taco with chunky chicken
>>29228358
black hot dog or black dog would be perfect nigger dick porn name
>>29228358
plaid pepperoni and cheese
blue redvines
Pink chocolate cake.
>>29228358
Blue Noodle
Whitechips. I could see that working alright.
>>29228358
Commando Curry
White banana
>>29229001
Nice
>>29229033
Not bad
>>29228358
Black Fish
My porn name is a game of thrones character.
>>29228358
>Black Chinese
>I'm neither
Gonna baffle everyone
>>29228358
Brown poopoo
>>29229001
You win the thread
>black tendies
>>29228358
Blue Kwark
Bitches love blue kwark.
>>29228358
Black Bread
>>29229076
>"Chinese" is a meal
dumb fucking americans
>>29228358
Black cake
>>29228358
grey chicken pot pie
Black Burger.
So, I'm just an American, then?
Red Pizza
>>29228358
Blue Greek salad
The Grey Waffle
sound sxc 2 u?
Commando Roast Beef Sandwich
>yfw I'm a grill
>>29229387
>mfw you're a liar
>Grey Tomato Soup
Sounds fucking disgusting
Gray Eggs Tomato Salami Bagguete
Grey Snickers
>>29228358
nothing ice cream sandwich
Pink Cupcake
>>29228358
Black G&T
>>29228358
blue green white dark blue pizza
>>29228358
White Banana
original af off smhtbhfam
>>29228358
blackwings
>>29229066
Black Water
As a Stannisfag, this is painful.
>>29228358
>tfw Black Lasagne
>>29228358
Blue Burger
white cracker
Shimapan Macaroni Salad
Red eggplant
Black Black Cock
>>29228358
Black bublegum
Turquoise Pancake
Grey Noodles
>>29228358
Blue mandarin
sounds pretty gay desu
Grey Bun
Plaid salad
Shit Stained White Granola Bar
Pink Pitta
Oh my days, that sounds like a nickname for a cunny. Shove it in the pink pitta.
Dark oatmeal or black oatmeal.
Black mcnugget
>>29228358
grey chocolate sprinkle sandwich
Blue Chopped Steak
green eggs and ham
none lunchable
Black Brauhaussteak aus dem Schweineruecken
red and white bagel
Non-Existent Dandruff
More like a band name.
White Yogurt
>>29228358
white pulled pork
i swear to god im not making this up
White Chick
white cake
Black OP's Mom's Asshole
Black pork. Kkkkkk.
>was too much of a piece of shit to do laundry
None carrot soup
I'm not wearing any, so I'm the nameless stallion
Skin Hotdog
>>29228358
none vegetarian Chinese food
Naked Sausage
>>29228358
grey cold cereal
>>29228358
Black omlette
>>29228358
white schnitzel
>>29231237
>last meal was dandruff
Flesh noodles
Red Chorizo
Lel
>black eggs and ham
B-but I'm a whiteboi... Oh well. It works.
>>29232686
I try not to waste my body's products. Mainly cum and the dandruff that I can't get rid of.
>>29228358
Grey Salad
...gross.
white budaejjigae
yum
>>29228358
Red Sandwich
sounds like a wrestling move
>>29228358
Black and blue nachos
Blue pizza
>>29228393
Ayy I have black rice too
>>29228358
Grey sausage
>wearing underwear
What kind of normalfaggots is /r9k/ infested with nowadays?
My underwear is a pizza print pattern and the last thing I had was Chinese
Pizza Chinese...
greycurry
Red Ramen
Good use of alliteration, I can dig it.
Plaid cereal.
Blue pussy
>>29228358
Light Gray Sausages
Red CoCo
I can dig this
Black Yeast-cake
E W W
W
W
Black Bacon
>>29228881
Pink Chocolate, lol.
Thats great
>>29228358
>white chicken
So we're literally fucking Facebook now, okay.
>>29228358
Flesh mustard bread
What the fuck
>>29228358
Blue pizza.
oh shid
Grey Salmon
>Non-existent Burgers
>>29233026
>>29228393
ayyyy, whats good my black rice brothers
>>29228358
Blue Krave
(the cereal)
red flannel cereal
>>29228358
My underwear has a picture of a Tiger so that'll be it's colour.
Tiger Toast.
Beige Macaroni
fml senpai :^)
Crimson Caesar
>>29228358
Commando Manchurian
None cracker
Blue Oil and Bread (with salad on the side)
>Black Pork Chop
Sounds catchy.
Grey Bean Stew
>>29228358
Yellow Yogur mmmmm
>white ramen
Sounds nice.
>>29228358
>yellow cheeseburger
>>29228393
why are we so old
where does time go
kill me
also blue blackberry
so we are not even hiding the fact that this board is /b/?
Grey Chickpeas
Red white pattern burger juice?
Blue Nails
I should stop eating them...
black summer sausage
Black big corn
>>29228358
Skin Chorizo
>>29228358
Naked Burger
or
Commando Burger
Either way matches because I'm American.
white tamal
totally nailed it
Blue plaid Doritos Jacked Ranch Dipped Hot Wings Chips
Red Greek Yogurt
>>29228358
Lightblue Pizza
black omelette au fromage
>mfw its Cream Cum
Blue roast beef footlong
When black tar heroin was actually hard to get a hold off.
>>29228358
Red Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pocket
Grey roast
>blue waffle
shit this is unoriginal
>grapefruit diet
>eghhhhhh
Black cracker
>>29228358
Naked Spinach
>>29228358
Black Buttered Toast
>kek
Grey Lamb
>>29228358
Santa hats ham and eggs
>>29228358
poop poop
how devilishly naughty!
no muffin
>>29236692
actually to be most accurate, it would be "can't tell smothered in poop can't tell smothered in poop"
>>29228358
No cock
White Pot Noodle
my life is so fucking tragic.
>>29228358
purple pancakes
Black steak
black chicken teriyaki
>>29237780
mhm, kinky as fuck.
>>29228358
Black Twinkie.
This thread was meant for me...
Commando Cherry
I could do gay porn
>>29228358
white chicken ayy lmaoo
Purple salsa
Not bad, but weird
Orange Meatloaf
blue plaid pasta with peas
pretty catchy desu
black donut
>>29228358
Black cock?
But I'm white
Red Muffin..
>>29228358
>pink salad
fucking ew
grey oatmeal
even my porn name is boring
Unrelated to the thread, can someone post the picture of all ''guy types'' with chad, daniel and the others, that picture where chad is attractive body and face and daniel is average?
Red Pistachio
Not bad t b h
>White gnoquis
Pornstar of the year.
Green. Collard Green.
>>29228358
red beef stew
wait
>>29228420
commando cracker actually sounds pretty good
>>29238457
I think you can only do mensuration porn anon
As for me, green leftover taco
>>29228358
>black sausage
I'm not even black.
>>29228822
black noodles
plaid fruity pebbles
well shit
Black Striped Hot Dog
Its not bad I guess
blue yakisoba
meh
>>29228358
Salmon Burger
fucking kek
>>29228358
Multi color apple
funky
navy smoothie
White Bean
>>29228358
Calico Steak
Black banana
Black soup.
>>29228358
The black, rare steak
naked chicken
or naked cock if you prefer
None Pizza
Ok
>>29228358
>White Cracker
damn
>>29228358
blue hot dog.
kinda fitting i guess
>>29228358
Gray kebab
>>29228358
Burgundy cheese bun
Super sexy hotness ready to sex you up with muh cheesey buns
>>29228358
Commando toast.
>>29228358
Blue Fatburger
>>29228358
commando garlic fries
