State the most alpha and beta things about you.
I'm 6'1
I'm overweight
I'm a confident person
I have hair past my shoulders as a male
Alpha: had sex
Beta: once. 7 years ago.
>>29228307
Similar:
>Alpha: had sex
>Beta: had to pay for it
Alpha: appearance
Beta: personality
>Alpha: Tall and strong build
>Beta: Scared of fighting
Personality
I use 4chan
Alpha: I consider myself an Alpha
Beta: I'm not an alpha
I am a large l, cut, strong man. I am of a physique that people are afraid to confront me about anything.
I'm so neurotic that I can barely speak to strangers, and I care deeply about what people think of me.
Had sex several times in the summer of 2003
no gf since, and I have spent $40,000 on camwhores in the last 5 years
Alpha: I DGAF
Beta: because my actions, opinions and dreams don't matter anyway.
>>29228274
If you look good in long hair there is nothing wrong with it.
Alpha: 6'2, Valedictorian, Don't care at all what the normies think of me
Beta: Virgin, Foot fetish
>>29228396
Damn shit happens.
A: I'm a dom with an 8 inch dick
B: I'm a bottom
>>29228216
alpha, tall, muscular and intimidating, noticed normies have stopped bullying after I started to get /fit/
still autistic as fuck
Alpha: I'm funny...
Beta: ...the same way Eric Andre is funny
alpha: tall, fucked about 40 girls, handsome, large benis
beta: pretty much everything about my personality
>>29228274
Fuck the stigma. Some guys look better with long hair than with short hair.
>>29228216
Alpha: I literally cannot think of a single alpha thing about me
Beta: Everything else
>>29228592
> I literally cannot think of a single alpha thing about me
self honesty, that's pretty alpha compared to a lot of the deluded omegas on this board tbqhfam
>Alpha: high test, easy to get muscles
>Beta: I hate other people and hate going outside more than anything else
remember, muscle != auto alpha
>>29228559
If you're handsome or with suspicious ethnic origins you could pull it off.
>>29228608
kek, I don't know if I feel any better.
alpha:
>sport a 1yr+ long beard, pretty full
>had a girl interested in me (asked me out)
beta
>NEET
i have a gf
i have a gf
Alpha: I once bench pressed 90 pounds
Beta: KV
>>29228216
Alpha: first person in class with licence
beta: cannot talk to females and males
>>29228216
alpha: N/A
beta: I am beta
alpha: i just do not give a single fuck anymore, i say what i want when i want
beta: what i say is mostly shit but i am to jaded to care.
>>29228216
>Alpha
7 inches dick
>Beta
All the rest
Alpha: 6'2
Beta: Everything else
I have an ego the size of Texas.
I'm too much of a sperg to use it in front of attractive women.
>>29228216
Alpha: Going to inherit 22 million euro when my dad dies
Beta: Super awkward and try shut down any conversations with people i'm not comfortable with.
>>29229488
Can you paypal me some? I'm a girl btw :)
>>29229523
It's going to be at least 20 years until I inherit that money kiddo
>Alpha
6'3
Used to be pretty good looking when I was skinny
Long blond hair that looks good on me
>Beta
Have the self esteem of a piece of wood
40 pounds overweight
Depressed and very lazy
>Alpha
/fit/ as fukk
>Beta
5'7 which basically makes my muscles look like I'm trying to compensate for being a manlet.
>>29228396
>40k on camwhores
>40k
>on fucking camwhores
Sorry but you're an idiot
>Alpha
I took the virginity of a girl
>Beta
everything else
>>29228396
>40k on camwhores
Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
>don't care what normies think of me, epically troll them
>everything else
I'm rather tough
I've got no job and no driving license
>>29228216
I'm confident, successful person who's capable becoming alpha from beta
I lie a lot
>>29228566
>fucked about 40 girls
>beta
Does not compute
>>29228216
6"2
Skinny, cant talk to girls or even maintain eye contact
>Alpha
Had sex 6 times
>Beta
6 inch dick
>alpha
physically quite strong
>beta
khhv neet autist
>>29231821
>baiting this hard
mods pls ban this faggot, i don't care if he is or isn't underaged.
Alpha: Strong, masculine, muscular, own a house, own a car (in b4 REEEEE not a robot)
Beta: my relations with attractive women my own age, my ability to communicate with other people without being ashamed or embarrassed.
>>29231968
>bait
what are you, fucking gay?
>>29228216
I can actually talk to girls without fear
I'm a bottom faggot
>>29228216
Alpha
>6'4, 8 inch, Strong asf
Beta
>I have an unhealthy obsession with Lady Gaga to the point that I don't leave my room so I can listen to her and refresh her twitter/fb and read her wiki
>>29228216
Alpha: I fuck
Beta: I can't get it up if I actually like her
>>29228216
>the most alpha
I'm a girl
>beta
I'm a girl
>>29232225
VODKA IS THAT YOU?
>>29232252
no sir but if vodka is anything like me he must have incredible taste
>>29232236
sick Madonna-Whore complex bri
I do everything I want to do.
I am shy and anxious as fuck.
Alpha:
Fucked 7 girls, muscular, socially decent in the right circumstance
Beta:
Shy around most people, quiet, get crushes on random girls I barely know
>>29228216
Alpha: I think I have a pretty good jawline and decent genetics.
Beta: Everything else or so.
>>29232287
elaborate.
i just chalk it up to myself being damaged goods.
is that an actual thing?
>>29232382
is google an actual thing?
>>29232434
That's rich coming from someone who doesn't know what the Madonna whore complex is and misused the term.
>>29232434
oh jesus fucking christ this wikipedia article just shattered my world.
HOW DO I REVERSE THIS?
do i have to kill my father and fuck my mother now?
>>29232459
nah he seems to have pretty much to hit the nail on the head.
>>29232481
No he didn't. What the guy said had nothing to do with the Madonna whore complex.
Alpha: really good at talking to girls, funny, social, decent looking
Beta: all goes out the window if I really like the girl, 5'8, jawlet
I'm actually fairly insecure but I hide it very well by acting alpha as fuck and get told all the time how confident I seem. Doesn't change how I feel about myself but it is what it is.
>>29232511
"Where such men love they have no desire and where they desire they cannot love."
its at least half related
>>29228216
alpha: hard to tell. i ride a bike?
beta: everything else
Alpha: i can make girls love me just thru lines of text on a computer scren
Beta: im actually a fat motherfucker who misses out on actually fucking these girls cause im a fat cunt
>>29228216
I'm a relatively normal person and stopped letting myself get pushed around like when I was a kid
I have gyno
>>29232382
Yeah, it was one of freud's theories but modern paychologists have backed it iirc. Anyway the premise of the complex is that you break women into 2 categories: dirty, trashy girls that you have sex with, and pure, loving, caring girls that you put on a pedestal and are too good/pure for sex. Supposedly it happens in people that didn't get enough love from mom growing up, so theu seek the pure girl (madonna) to get love and warm caring, and they go to the trashy girl for sex (the whore; sex is thus a dirty act that can't be associated with love); they can't fuck the madonna because in their subconcious mind it would be incest.
Don't take the word of some fag over the internet though, you should get it actually diagnosed if you're worried. Judt because you fit one symptom doesn't mean you have the complex. It could just be nerves, I had trouble getting it up the first few times (especially if you use porn with any regularity and have any fetishes, which I assume are true since you're on /r9k/. Anyway, good luck anon. Congrats on getting as far as you have, I hope you make it.
>inb4 nice blog
>inb4 normie, reee, etc
>>29232571
>freud
Stopped reading and kek'd desu senpai
>>29232571
i can get it up and have sex
but if the girl is really nice to me and i feel like i can do no wrong, its difficult to get it up and i end up starting to resent their niceness.
i'm insanely attracted to women that i argue and butt heads with, tho.
>>29228216
I look good
I have no courage at all for anything and this depresses me
>>29232624
Should've kept reading familia, the very same line I said "and backed up by modern psychologists"
Everything I said was paraphrased from papers by scholars who know far more on the subject than you or I. I'm just trying to help anon. Like I said going to an actual shrink will help him more than a thread on a Mongolian stamp collecting forum.
>>29232709
Okay I apologize m8, do you forgive me?
>>29232663
>I look good
Fuck you, I'm glad your genetics are being wasted you pussy. No reason to complain about
>no gf boo hoo im just chad :((
alpha: not afraid of dying
beta: KHV
>alpha
>wealthy background
>look like a rich smart kid
>beta
>crippling social anxiety haven't left luxury condo in weeks
high achieving narcissist parents also inflict their lunacy on their children. could've been saved by a good friend or an affectionate girl but got burned looking for those as well. I can live without needing anyone anymore as cold as it will end up being.
>>29228216
7 inch benis
Virgin
>alpha
Personality, musically talented, I see myself as a smart guy I guess
>beta
Appearance. I'm a fucking twig.
>>29228216
Alpha:
>tall
>decorated fighter
Beta :
>basically everything else about me
>>29228216
alpha: strong eye brows
beta: 5'8
>>29228216
>alpha
I'm currently in the process of making sexual relations between my gf, her best friend (female) and me a somewhat regular thing.
>beta
Borderline autistic when it comes to women.
>>29228364
Take some mma classes, that should straighten you right out
>Have an alpha job; high enough in my company that I have no real supervision and can come and go from my office as I please. Even do my grocery shopping while on the clock
>have close to no friends and spend my off time alone. Always on the Internet or playing video games. Would think id be more confident but still know though my veneer of success that im an undesirable lzr :(
Alpha:
>chad tier physique
>have been described as the 'life of the party' by stacies
>dick way above average
Beta:
>6"5
>socially inept
>have turned down nights out/parties just to stay at home and play vidya
>WEAK jawline
>my fetish is two women kissing with glossy lipstick
Should I just end it?
Alpha: I'm 6'2'' and act alpha in almost every situation
Beta: I'm beta as fuck in relationship things
Alpha - I ride a bike. Kind of
Beta - I'm a living meme around my school
>>29234801
How are you the life of a party if you're socially inept? Just force yourself if you want to become a normie and it will be fine.
>I'm gonna be a doctor (MD)
>I have social anxiety
Alpha:
>7.5 inch cock
>6'0
>Can probably outlift the average male by 100lbs in every main compound
>In Martial Arts since child, could literally manhandle 90% of men I see
Beta:
>Codependency issues that make me not want to have friends or girlfriends
>Still post on r9k
>>29228216
alpha : semi attractive , can articulate well, great at talking to girls, good fashion taste
beta: slightly overweight , severe mental illness , unstable
>>29234801
Made up stuff:
>life of the pary
>socially inept
Real problems:
>brain damage
>delusions
>>29234847
Once i drink a lot, the shyness goes away. Alcohol does wonders.
>>29235066
same
alpha : nothing
beta : everything
>>29228339
Haha, there is nothing alpha about going to a whore.
>>29228216
alpha: good fighter
beta: socially awkward
Alpha: Good looking and smart
Beta: 13cm Dick
>>29228396
>40k on camwhores
Your parents must be very proud of you anon
>Alpha
8 inch penis
>beta
legit aspergers
>>29235615
That's pretty good anon. I mean other people appear more alpha, but if push came to shove you would knock em down, there is something cool about that.
>>29228216
I rock climb.
I've suffered from oneitis for 5 years on a girl who is married now. We only spoke briefly a few times.
>alpha
Some girls have said to me that I am attractive
>beta
I am too quiet and shy for to speak to some girl
>>29228493
You can't be dom and bottom at the same time retard
>>29228216
>alpha
6'4 tall
>beta
Gay
>>29228216
Wheb my oneitis rejected me, I cut them off entirely. It's been 2 years, she won't stop talking about how much of an idiot I was for cutting her off.
>>29228216
>Alpha
I white knight
>beta
I let asshole best me sometimes.
6'2"
Edgy bordering on jock level demeanor
Romantic interests disable my brain,
Use higher pitch voice with resolute elders
>>29228216
>Alpha
I look serious so people who don't know me tend to take me seriously
>Beta
I am actually awkward as fuck
>>29228216
>Alpha
Social, outgoing, life of the party especially if drunk, can talk with women pretty well, can lie about my background really well so I appear as a fake Chad, have lots of friends, am not interested in anime
>Beta
Still a virgin (which I lie about as noted above), end up friendzoning myself because I go 'nah don't need her bro, I got hundreds of other pussies you shouldn't stick to one either' or 'I'll be your friend, i'm not like the asshole Chad', often will pick vidya over partying while lying that I have work to do, I actually don't like a lot of those 'friends' and would pick my steambros over them any day,I secretly like sci-fi and fantasy, big ASOIAF fan
I'm a lot like >>29232525 except not a manlet.
>>29228216
>Alpha:
qt 3.14 curvy latina gf, have sex with her everyday
>Beta:
My autism, basement dweller, anime-watcher (not a full-on weeb), I sperg-out when something bothers me
6'0
stimulate my prostate when i jerk off
>>29235586
Charlie Sheen does did it all the time tho?
>Alpha
6ft 1
Not completely ugly, look pretty good, a lil on the skinny side but working on it...
>Beta
Personality of a fucking sperg
/soft voice/
Drops spaghetti constantly
min wagecuck.
seriously thought about killing myself once, waited until everyone was out, wrote a suicide note and put the noose around my neck and just stood there for an hour.... then too pussy to go though it, nobody would be at my funeral anyway.
kill me pls
Alpha - I'm on the varsity football team
Beta - I'm 5'6
>>29237464
>5.6
my sides have gone into orbit.
Alpha:
6'2'' half-nig; won several fights;
Beta:
autistic personality; 4/10 appearance; full-nigs always attack me for acting "white"; virgin; no gf ever; shit at sports
>Alpha
Black
>Beta
Autism
>>29228396
i have always wounder'd what the fuck is wrong with people ho spend money on camwhores, so what went wrong in your brain senpai?
Im a tinder GOD
Im a complete social retard in real life
>>29228216
Alpha: 9 inch dick, 6 foot
Beta: Severe autist, cant interact socially
>>29228216
beta:
like shit like anime and vidya, lazy, short (5'6) and into tall girls, submissive in bed
alpha:
top jejerino
>>29228216
>Alpha: people are scared of pissing me off
>Beta: Cause they think im gonna shoot up the school
>>29228216
>Alpha
Take no shit from men and ugly women
>Beta
Automatically start to sweat, stutter and spit-swallow when talking to >7/10 women.
>>29228216
I have a dick
and its really short
Alpha:
>good looking, had girls openly show interest to me
Beta:
>scared of social situations
Alpha: Alpha in the original sense (body language, know how to fight, act and feel like I'm a lion among sheep)
Beta: Not modern Alpha, so when I don't feel like talking to people I slur and mumble. I'm also not Chad in the sense that I'm too rational to fuck someone and then leave, or to form a relationship right now.
>>29228216
>If somebody crosses the line with me, I'm most likely winding up in jail
>im a very chill person otherwise so i tolerate the petty bullshit people sometimes annoy me with
alpha: good looking face and tall build
beta: pale
>>29228339
Theres always a price
Alpha: tall, kinda good looking and been an amateur kickboxer for 6 years.
Beta: Darkskin nigga only packing slightly below 6 inches. It wouldn't bother me that much if porn didnt popularize the BBC shit since every girl assumes I'm hung. Had sex only twice with white girls and both times you could see the disappointment in their eyes. Shit is bad.
>>29228216
>alpha i've killed a man
>beta everything else
Alpha: Can hold my composure very very well in certain social situations, nearly the same degree as an actual alpha.
Beta: Very crippling obsessive compulsive disorder which ensures I don't cling to any rigid set of beliefs due to delusion-based fear that anything that I've done in the past could be used against me and compromise my world view. The most beta of all beta traits.
>>29228216
Alpha: My looks
Beta: My personality
>>29235586
It's alpha because it takes balls to do something illegal.
It's beta because you had to pay for sex.
>>29240790
story?
ravioli ravioli comment originoli
Alpha:
>Make a decent amount of money
>absolutely ripped
>look like a scary skinhead
>pay a professional poker player to multiply my money every week
Beta
>5'5
>live with my mother and she's a bipolar neurotic freak who tries to control every possible aspect of my existence
>had no fucking life before 19 years old
>>29242250
It's nothing interesting. I was driving through town when a guy who was high in drugs ran across the street in front of my car. I hit him and ended up calling an ambulance for the guy but he died in hospital later on.
I was cleared of any wrong doing by several other people who saw it and I really never heard that much else about it. I don't think the police ever even found out who the guy was, actually.
>>29242224
That's not alpha though just because it's not legal lol. Robbing a bank is alpha, holding a celebrity as a hostage is alpha, pulling a gun and opening fire on a bunch of gangbangers is alpha. Fucking a whore doesn't take balls, it's about as alpha as stealing a guy's doormat or jaywalking.
I'm not a virgin
I fucking love anime
>>29242327
>make a decent amount of money
>still live with mom
Fucking why?
>>29242652
Man, it's better to share the bills with my mother living together than to be both fucked barely going through the month in different houses. Said decent amount is really just decent.
Most alpha
Big dick, fit, chad friends
Most beta
Manlet, paranoid, virgin
>>29228216
Had sex with 2 girls that were slightly over 5/10.
I have 20,000 hours logged on Runescape (and im not even maxed)
Good: I have a girlfriend who I have sex with daily or every other day.
Bad: I'm 5'10 190lbs. So I need to lose about 40lbs.
>>29228216
Alpha: I have several girls dtf, I am an athlete, giving up for me is harder than perservering, I have several colleges to pick from, I have a high paying job
Beta: I am heartbroken from over a year ago and I am 5'5"
>>29234801
How is being 6'5" beta?
>>29228396
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE $40,000 DOLLARS!?!?!?
I COULD BUY A HOUSE IN CASH WITH $40,000 YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!
HOLY SHIT!
Alpha: Don't even know the last name of the girl I've been fucking for the past few months
Beta: Afraid of dancing
>>29243134
u jelly nerd?
>>29243193
Pls gib $2k
Alpha: Can talk to people easily and be charming. also fairly good looking
beta: crippling OCD
alpha: did the sex thing
beta: that's how I describe it.
>>29228216
i suck my thumb.
>>29228216
Alpha : Attractive face/body - have had multiple girls throughout high school/college come upto me and hit on me, ranging from 5-8/10
Beta : Robot personality, extreme social anxiety, too much of a bitch to respond properly.
I'm chad in body, pepe in spirit
Alpha: nothing
Beta: everything
Yes, robots, this is an original post.
>>29228216
Alpha: I always have something to do, whether it's working, volunteering or leisure time hobbies.
Beta: One of my hobbies is competitive smash bros.
>>29228216
Alpha: I'm pretty talkative, especially in groups
Beta: I get incredibly jealous when any of my friends talk about the girls they kissed/fucked
>Alpha
???
>Beta
When things don't work out in my favor I instantly accept it and begin to think of ways to proceed regardless of how much worse things will be.
ALPHA
>I have been in a relationship with a girl for more than 6 months
>I have kissed and slept with a girl
>I am an Eagle Scout
>I'm not a NEET
>I can do 80 consecutive push ups easily
>Last night I was out partying and was drunk
beta
>I'm balding
>I weigh 104 pounds yet im in my mid twenties
>I haven't left my house in weeks (minus last night)
>I look like a twink, but not as attractive as most
>My voice sounds autistic
>I'm quite as fuck
:(
good at terrorism
lazy
A reminder to whatevers law agency is here.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
I'm tall and I have a very intimidating face, like I'm going o slash you anytime so nobody gives me shit I'd say that's alpha.
Being this intimidating ugly has kept me away from a normal life, no friends and obviously no gf. I tried to pass as a nice guy despite all pronostic but failed, so I don't give a shit anymore
>>29228216
Alpha: Strong commanding speaking projection
Beta: Reserved person
I'm usually "alpha" when I feel in the "zone" or I just say fuck it.
Alpha: 6'3, slim, very good in social situations
Beta: Self esteem issues, beta in relationships
