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christ it's early edition
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>mfw I've been awake snce 7pm

Sleeping pattern is backwards m8s.
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>tfw 24 today
>life is basically a string of failed online and long distance relationships
>Meeting no girls
>dont go out
>dont know many people at all actually
I dont know. I just want to meet a girl who will coexist with me.
Is that too much to ask?
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Slept like 4 hours, shit ain't right.
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I made the best chick chick(en) and mush mush(room) risotto last night lads. Just wanted to tell somebody.
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>tfw active crohns disease
>Shitting 15 times a day
>Worry about going out incase of not making it to a toilet
>Always in pain, nausea, life being gay
>Month and a half before NHS appointment
>New Faerieish virgin gf way out of my league doesn't care
>holds my head on her lap and sings softly when I feel ill

There's hope robots, qt virgin waiflike nice girls are out there, that have low standards. I'm weird and ahtjsmy, but she says I'm 'interesting' It's going to upset me when she inevitably breaks my heart
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>8am
>Hair of the dog
>Skimmed milk and left over vodka

In starting to regret all the drinking. Everyone drinking at any occasion. BBQ? Get smashed. Wedding? Piss up. Funeral? Drink the sorrow away.

There's always an excuse to drink alcohol and I like everyone else can't have just a couple
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>>29226255
>>29226600
>>29226700
Checked t.b.h
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Who else off to do another 8 hour shift, this is the life boys i love it (i don't)
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>had fellow shut-in friends over last night
>got hella baked, drank posh ale and played CAH

was a good evening
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>>29226924
Lord Sir Sheckelstein will be proud of you, but only if you work an extra 5 unpaid hours.
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>>29226989
Wish i could neet. the dole literally forces you to work, it was this job or stacking shelves in tesco for dole money while doing full hours
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>>29227011
Anyway i'm off, once more into the frey into another shitfuck this day.
peace bros
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>>29227031
Don't be tardy anon, Mr Shekelstein will be sure to report it to your dole officer.
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>>29226255
well in america the beta uprising is finally happening I wish I could have a beer with you guys but the drinking age is restricting me
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>>29226255
are you guys voting for brexit or nah.
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>>29226980
shut-in friends are the best.
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>>29226608
>doesn't care
as long as she has chads on the side
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I fucking hate how unfair life is
I'm never going to get her especially after this
I don't know why I do this to myself.


>talking to my crush
>starts talking about her boyfriend
>she had a huge fight with chad
>they are on the verge of breaking up
>ITS HAPPENING. THE TIME TO STRIKE IS NOW
>tells me what chad yells at her
>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE THE FUCK YOU GO YOU'RE MINE FOREVER. I OWN YOU. YOU'RE MY PROPERTY

And you know what she says after that.
>Isn't that so adorable
I asked her why and if she thought that was creepy that he feels like he "owns" you now
>idk, i don't think its creepy I think its cute; he wouldn't let anything happen to me, because i'm his property
Can't fucking believe what I'm hearing
Ask her what her girlfriends thought about his comments
They think its adorable how much he loves her.
She's more in love with him now then before this fucking fight
Even her god damn girlfriends think he's so much hotter now because of how protective of her he is.
Literal fucking chad he is. He's a fucking prick
If I did that I would get called a creep or a beta loser and she would never talk to me again.
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Have to go to a family gathering today and all my cousins are Chads and Staceys who are bringing their gf/bfs. What can I do?
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>It's raining
>Got to cycle to work
>takes at least 20 minutes
Why. On a side note, post waifus.
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>>29227687
Cycling to work is top tier desu. Yes the rain sucks but the pros outweigh the cons.

>free exercise
>quicker than walking
>usually quicker than the bus
>normies stuck in traffic btfo

Keep at it fampai, you're doing great
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This post was posted by good GOD, himself, make's you think about life in general, me past, me present, me future, the good and bad things that hapened in my life, when i fall into words intro on my qusb card, i push the repeat button, turn on the volume to the max and ride a ransum till i'm out of forgot the image
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>>29227660
Feign illness lad
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>>29228029
>>29227660
>Feign illness

No. I would say it's a good opportunity to get a gf, so you should go.
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>>29226273


>figure the thread is bread
>waste a :______;7
>just gota
>big zip
>loch brown bag
>worth nothing
>a grand number like
>numeral concussion
>given away combination
>warm water
>to tanks
>put it in the bag
>input Tee
>process tickets
>output T-shirts
>Post it on my wall
>then let it go
>Derping upon budget and to choose lifestyle, guests can choose from a wide range of no'say of room types and anime from private rooms with private baths to shared rooms with shared baths dolls head turns round.
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>>29228075

>Approaching women in front of your family

Don't do it
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Have any of you lads become a normie for a period of time where you got a gf?

What was it like.
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>>29228170

I had a couple back in my school days. I still miss them.
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>>29228170
I dated a fat paki for a couple of months in school. I think I'm a failed normie at best.
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the sith lorde kno.

go o gl/2x1ith
go o gl/7YQOqM
https://youtu.be/skbQhQljTyY
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>>29227687
>>29227724

+1 for waifus and cycling to work
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>>29227417
Please just let me have hope
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Poleaboo hates everyone now, even his parents
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>arguing with 2 or 3 people in thread
>make out a good response in my opinion
>none of them reply

is there a no greater feeling? silence tells all
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>>29228365

Don't argue on the internet bro, have some self respect.
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>>29228398
: (

contentbotblocker
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>>29226304

Really wish I knew lad. You're still kind of young so there might still be hope for you yet. I turned 29 last month and online dating gets a lot lot worse when you're hitting 30.

>women when they hit the wall fall into 2 categories
>single mums
>career focused
>the single mums are looking for a new baby daddy
>the career women are looking for someone as or more qualified than they are
>I'm looking to enter the dating market just as everyone else is looking to leave it
>have basically nothing to offer or anything that makes me stand out against the crowd

All I want is for someone to share life with. To love and be loved. But if you're not a 6'2" CEO in todays world then nobody will ever fucking care about you...

Ps happy bday lad.
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>browse these threads a lot
>not even british
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>>29228454
Why do foreigners always bring up that they're foreign in these threads . No one cares
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>haven't had a wank in ages
>open up xnxx
>new videos on front page
>one of the videos at the top
>'carp sucks dick'
>still image of a dick inside a carps mouth

Genuinely feel sick lads
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>>29228170
Every couple of years I manage to hook up with some kind of woman. Usually a younger, chubby single mum with low self esteem or daddy issues.
Its nice....comfy sex. And the surprising thing? I thought it was bullshit when other said it but other women really do take much more of an interest in you when you are in a relationship.
Sometimes I would try to trade up to a better model and inevitably fuck it all up and loose both, other times I just fucked it up normally and she would leave me.
Personal best - 2 months.

I am just not cut out for being with other people.
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>>29228356
Stop trying to wiggle out of it.

SEX OFFENDERS OUT t.b.h.
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>tfw movie night is pretty much ruined now
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>>29226304
Learn to drive.

>>29226608
Eat less.

>>29227610
Stop talking to her. You need to cut her off.

>>29227660
Sit in the corner and leave as early as possible.
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>>29228805
What happened to movie night?
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>>29228805
Good, bunch of attention seeking children watching shit films and tracy beaker

>hurrr durr Im a fucking namefag trying to force shit

Literally the opposite of the reason this forum was made
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>>29228887

A shitposter happened.
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>>29228887
it's moved from friday to saturday now, permanently
kinda stupid since a lot of us go out on sat night...
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What do you lads make of all those gay normies being shot up in Orlando by IS?
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>A boy's in love early in life saw another and rolls the dice.
>Basically started to lapse no ending perhaps I'm stuck in the middle.
>Cultivating gave pleasure to my senses unleashes morning on benches.
>Do judge by the sleeves cover there's a book in every word lover.
>Enjoy the present a birthday brings a sad little girl on a swing.
>Follow nice to madness it started well. I thought I couldn't spell.
>Good food burst the curse I've been alone since birth.
>Have you nothing to do but spend a minute and count le times.
> in every stage it pays to have a wage to pave fore better days.
>Just another day forcing the same may-may stay grey bae.
>Kept the hammer away from the warm call where baby's made.
>Lost at Lilly's canned a smell and caught the eye of a misses.
>The hanging bit while I sit thinking, sip then light a sick 126
>Where to stare when clouds start to part my blue heart
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>>29228356
why? did your dad ever end up confronting you about when you pulled a knife on him?
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>>29229084
I just flew back from Orlando on Thursday. Shit's weird, like I got out just before the apocalypse happened
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>>29229245
https://youtu.be/WD2yi85LQ3Y
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https://youtu.be/WD2yi85LQ3Y
https://youtu.be/339iEsIWwLg
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Ignore the paki
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Is a Twirl just a flake covered in chocolate?
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>>29226924
11 hour shift today, I need the extra money to survive otherwise I wouldn't even be here at all. Fuck my landlord for putting up the rent.
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>>29229366
a specially twisted piece of sweet folded chocolate yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUo8tHjpMuo
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Remember me lads? Had a problem with my plug socket?

LOOK AT THIS SHIT!
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Anyone got plans today lads?
I'm just faffing the dogs bollocks.
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>tfw your 4 hour shift lasts 7 hours
>tfw only two hours to shitpost before the football
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>>29229433
Waheyyy

Ori
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>>29229433
holy shit glad you didn't die
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>>29229084

I think it's harsh to shoot gays in a gay club, at least they're out of the way there.
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>>29229433
I hope you switched off the circuit using the breakers before you cut that and pulled it out of the wall.
Get an electrician in there pronto, other plugs in the house could be damaged too.
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>>29229490

Yeah, I did all that.

Got the bloke coming on Monday.
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i am being a bit mischievous lads
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>>29229634
what are you up to lad
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>>29229433
Fucking hell.

I missed most of the story but what happened? I know it got fused to the socket but how?
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>>29229401
time to do some fitting
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>>29229713

>tumble dryer smelt awful
>thought nothing of it because maybe it's just mould inside
>wipe the machine out
>next time, smell is back
>suddenly there's a fucking huge bang and all the sockets go off
>figure it's got to be the dryer, so I go round the back
>fucking atrocious smell, and the plug is smoking
>ask /britfeel/ for advice
>ask my mum for advice
>she gets my vegetable dad to call up his mate who's an electrician
>he comes round to have a look
>cuts the plug and removes the socket

He's coming back on Monday to test the rest of my sockets and fit a new plug/socket on my dryer. There's just a blank thing there right now, and he's made it safe or something.
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>first art commission

Not sure if I should be happy or not.
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>>29229847
Absolutely riveting
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>>29229847
damn

that sounds bad
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>have one too many beers
>spend entire next day feeling just a bit sick

Every weekend lads
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>>29229868
>money for doing basically nothing
be happy retard
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more like shitPEEl
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>>29229933
wow Game of Thrones went downhill pretty fast
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>>29229930
>Basically nothing

I wouldn't go that far, its still work.
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>>29228398
>have some self respect
its like you dont know where you are or something
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>>29228365
If they don't reply it means you've lost.
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>>29229911
Nice triple dubs.

>fuck you original comment you fucking robot anti shite machine
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>>29229490
https://youtu.be/-_oLfC5Z_Ys
>ndubz grill
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>>29230047
>be the auld fig
>tree three fuck mine
>tens two
>wat a chaptcha
> 2005
>nope
>lurk
>until 2013
>stop
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eating a fray bentos steak and ale pie
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>>29230124
>tinychat >com/ss40/684fa1/a6/nono/beerprosparty/06-14-2015
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>>29230124
Steak and ale pie is one of the best foods available but the fray bentos ones are disappointing.

A shame most butchers only sell huge ones.
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>>29226519
>>29226519
https://youtu.be/u0fk6syQ7iY

thats just enuf rem.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYIEq_fFgbw

banter
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>>29230124
nice blog faglord
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>>29230190
Cheating Russian cunts.
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>Poleaboos brother is back from university
>We share a room at home
>tfw I can't dressup late at night or go to sleep in my girl pyjamas anymore

3 months of repression it is then
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>>29230285

How'd they cheat?
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why are english women so ugly and fat?
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>>29230327
Paid the ref to extend ET until they scored.
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>>29230345

Wouldn't surprise me lad, all the russian athletes are doped up too.
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>wearing a nappy and a panda kigurumi

Who else /comfy/ as fuck?
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Today's just as shit as any other. Been very close friends with complicated girl for years. Literally only person I connect with. She came from polan because dad abuse her and her mum and sister. Made friends year 9. Liked her so much but early experience with ugly girl who was obsessed with me and who carved my name into her arm when I cut her off made me an absolute beta faggot. Best friend girl clearly promiscuous, tries to initiate multiple times year 9-11, I beta out every time. Year 12, her depression comes out when she breaks down at party, spend 2 hours holding her on a street in wood green at 4am while she explains how much she wants to die, whilst me also being on acid for first time. Try ask her to seek professional help, she says she's seeing therapist. Next few months I go to many parties, and take acid alone nearly every weekend, found it harder to speak to people, loads of awkward conversations. 4 months ago get a text from best friend saying she loves me, seems strange, I ask to see her, she is obvs on something, mfw she's taken xanex and 50+ paracetomol, says how he wants to die again, asks if I can sit with her while she dies. Throws up on side of street, looks like she's about to go to sleep. Tells me about abusive boyfriends and how mum is depressed and makes no money. I try to call ambu, she throws phone away. I take her to mine, have to hold her down whilst I call ambu. Have to scream to parents to wake them up, they have no idea she was depressed. 4 months later she much better having been through hospital. I have no friends other than her and her ex gf and co who always snapchat me pics of them doing stuff but never invite me. Spend all my time in my room, didn't study for exams, haven't even kissed anyone for over a year, Virgin. Never felt so lonely, have massive urge to bang friend, but also have foot fetish so get pleasure from rubbing her feet, she always asks for foot massages too. What do I do?
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>>29230401
paragraphs lad - I'm not reading that shit
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>>29229084
Should have shot the degenerates wearing fucking leather chaps, and walking around in thongs in public where children can easily see

Not a bunch of dudes away in a club out of the public eye
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>>29230401
not reading that fucking wall of text
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>>29230437
Gays that go clubbing are the same ones that go on those marches and pride events.
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>>29230401
Mate greentext it so we can easily digest it.
This is just a wall of text that's impossible to navigate.
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>>29230438
thank the T.ank tom hill hank the wiki? he took the platitude attitude and pair the chilly polar caps to Big
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(you)s on /pol/ are worthless

Poleaboo just mined 70 (you)s with the same post across 4 threads
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>>29230325
Do you piss in his milk too, faggot?
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>>29230481
>only friend is hot girl
>been friends for years
>she has tried to kill self twice due to abuse from father years before and abuse from boyfriends, mum also poor af with no real prospects
>I stopped it both times
>she feels better
>I have no friends aside from her
>people send me pics of events I'm not invited to, makes me feel so much worse
>haven't even kissed a girl in over a year, am Virgin
>I feel content enough rubbing friend's feet and cuddling whilst she's there
>when she leaves I think about banging her all the time
>really want a gf, think about all chances I blew to lose virginity
What do I do?
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>>29230601
You are a beta man. You let her ruin your acid trip with her self-obsessed bleating. You gave her attention when she was doing a "cry for help" suicide attempt. You give her foot rubs. She knows she is all you have. She knows she has you wrapped around her little finger.

But she will never bang you. Never.
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>>29230601
>I feel content enough rubbing friend's feet and cuddling whilst she's there
how on earth have you not fucked yet?
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>>29230601
Tell her how you feel, don't wait. Go to her and confess.
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>>29230663
I confessed years ago when we were first friends, we nearly banged, she told me she doesn't like me, and literally every relationship with a guy she's had has been abusive. She also has a huge fear of people only being friends with her because they want to bang her
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>>29230654
This happens a lot to decent looking guys who have a really weak personality.
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>>29230649
It really wasn't a cry for help, she was barely conscious and I had to fight to hold her down whilst I called the ambulance the second time
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>>29230764
Then you are a beta. There is no reason for you to continue talking to her.
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>state of all these cunts on the mall waiting for 'her majesty'

What a joke, the crowd looks like a bunch of inbreds, no wonder the rest of the world laughs at us
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>>29230654
I have a foot fetish and get off on rubbing girl's feet, so it's this cycle where I get satisfied at the time, when she's there, but when she leaves all I can think about is banging her. Also I had a vanilla foot fetish before I knew her and now I only like feet with bunions, I think because she had bunions
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>>29230764
>and literally every relationship with a guy she's had has been abusive.

If that's true, then literally every single one was her fault

Or she's just a lying piece of shit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQjh9H-ymK4

wtf plan b sung this? I thought he was a rapper
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>>29230764
>girl says she's not interested in you
>you continue to be her emotional tampon while she fucks other men

Kill yourself you beta cuckold
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>>29230806
As I said, she's literally the only person I talk to, if I stop talking to her I'd have noone
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>>29230830
Yet I bet these are the same morons who think North Korea is weird for having huge parades and shit for their leader
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>>29230339
A diet of alcohol and crisps
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>>29230856
Difference is most of these people have PAID for the privilege to sit outside in the rain waiting for a quick glimpse of some of sardine smelling cunt on a day which isn't even her birthday, truly pathetic
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>>29230840
It's not necessarily like that I do think that I am a beta faggot in many ways but she had no real friends either, and only talks to me.
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>>29230835
Do you just rub them? not tried to elevate it to licking?
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I could really do with some pickled onion monster much desu.
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>>29230974
I've never been turned on by licking or sucking toes, just rubbing feet and more specifically bunioned feet and making them feel better
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Well this feet guy is fucking tedious already
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>>29230974
She jokingly shoved her foot in my mouth once whilst I was sleeping, I didn't enjoy it m8
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>>29231066
We need niggi back
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Just cut my hair. It was down past my collar bones and now it feels weird it being really short.

Still, now people will stop calling me Jesus
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64bit chrome is fucking fast
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>>29231086
Mohammad probably had short hair, just get a tan
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>>29231118
I just got back from holiday and only turned red so tanning is a no go
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>>29231085
He is back, he was at movie night last night
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>>29231085
>We need niggi back

I've filtered the annoying cunt
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Who /fuckedupsleepingpartern/ here?

>tfw constantly alternating between nocturnal and diurnal every week.
>tfw sleeping for over 12 hours but still feeling tired

Just end it all lads.
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>>29231258
yup
my waking hours are 5am to 9pm
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>>29231085

Nice try nigii
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Please someone just tell me they care
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>>29231432
I care, so long as you keep posting.
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>>29231432
I hope you die of a heart attack today
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>>29231450
needy cunt
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>>29231432
I actually DON'T care about anything.
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>got a job a a delivery driver

I'm going to die aren't I?
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>>29231432
I can pretend to if that makes you feel better.
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>>29231490
If you get robbed just give them everything.
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>>29231490
yep, some nigger is gonna stab you
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>>29231490
Delivery drivers are the number one target for people who want to kill someone just to "see what it feels like".
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>>29231490
You'll need a weapon to defend yourself.

What about a stanley knife? They can't arrest you for having a tool.
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>>29231544
>>29231490
I'm a delivery driver, I carry a fucking bazooka.
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>>29231041
Fucking weird desu, not too surprised she hasn't fucked you now
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why does the food never look like it does on the packet
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I am 30 years old and I have wasted my life.
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>>29231852
/r9k/ : the post

It's never too late though mate, be yourself and all that
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>>29231920
what do I do if I am being myself but girls don't like me?
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Failed first year of college, only passing 2/4 A-Levels with shit grades (D & E, rest were 2 U's). Decided to re-sit and promise myself I'd do better this time around. Ended up falling into the EXACT same pattern as last year. Can only honestly say I've done well in one of my subjects, 100% failed another.

What the fuck am I doing, lads?
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>>29231852
kek life is shit anyway mate, how can you waste it?

The whole point of life is just trying to wait until you die.
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>>29231920
It's too late to date teenage girls so it's not really worth living.
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The bell at the point of light travels in the air as it does nae in a vacuum the atmosphere is important but the thirst of the chanical tarnish and at least feast on a fair three, the first feast on measure of feat blessing bam dry give and try a thoughtless genocide away in history while high on a buzz of control as futures are bought and sold from plastic shaped heart post aged looters looking to not piss in a sink so peat with middle values in grave and a way in2 https://youtu.be/8FOBxcluXdk?list=PLCnkz7la5RxOXZyYZ9vfqRcphjnk6xThN away and here to stay strain sigh pleat here and hair care bear this twice the splattered sword of words said sold by the ones that does note speech.
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>>29232047
>caring about A Levels

Look at this normie lads.
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>>29232047
It's okay, A-Levels don't mean shit anymore and neither does going to uni. If it's just not for you then don't do it anymore, focus on getting yourself some work experience and going after a job you will enjoy,if that exists.
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>mother says i use pc too much
>says i'll die yound from a heart attack if i dont leave the house
>i say ok
>she loses it

i know im an autist but she needs to calm the fuck down
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>>29232081
doth a William
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>>29232047

You don't need A-levels to become an underwater welder and make mad cash money, just sign up to a SCUBA course and a welding course.
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>>29231722
Because you're a shit cook
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>>29232107

Hah. Bet she sits and watches TV for like 16 hours a day too.
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Just bought this
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>>29232044
Takes someone else's persona and make it your own just like every other normie cunt does

>>29232073
You'd be surprised how many teens would go for a guy a lot older than them, it's just the social stigma attached on your side that's the problem
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>>29232201
Hardest memer on the estate
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>>29232224
Older means below 30.
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>>29231509

It's for Deliveroo so I don't carry cash. I reckon the chav with the knife won't know that though so I'm probably fucked.
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>>29232086
>>29232126

Only thing I actually care about is business. Have had plans for over a year now to go into management (specifically an area/regional management role). However, all of the shit I've found about the job requires a degree level education.

Anyone got any experience with NVQs? Maybe the college life isn't for me. Feels weird doing anything outside of the standard Comprehensive > College > Uni system though.
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>>29232290
Just use your kung-fu knowledge.
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I am 49 split with my wife five years ago, not bothered sex/relationships since.
Life is going to work, coming home, drinking, going to bed, going to work etc.

Women my age are either scraggy old single mums or cat women.

I can't see a way out of this moribund life pattern I've fallen into.
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>>29232315
What's there to even do at 49?
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>>29230389
Wish I had some padding in. What brand are you wearing?
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>>29232300
I did and NVQ in business administration and then in business management. It was all done on an apprentice scheme so for about 3 years I didn't earn fuck all money, but it was worth it. They're recognised qualifications and a level 4/5 NVQ is the equivalent of a uni degree anyway.
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>>29232309

I'll have a helmet on, so the plan is to headbutt cunts.
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>>29232315

Why'd you split?
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anyone else impressed with how long I stayed away for?
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>>29232315

Get yourself a nice whore from adultwork.
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>>29232330
I don't know, I've done most things.

>>29232345
Just grew apart really.
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>>29232345
I told her about my gender dysphoria and how I wanted to begin hormone therapy. Turned out she's transphobic.
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>>29232360
Nigii! Your back!

Where you been bro?
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>>29232383
>grew apart
aka she's fucking other guys
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>>29232339

That's what I've been thinking about, lad. The experience atop of the qualifications is what seems to be in demand right now.

Going to read more into it, but thanks for the information, lad. Really don't know what the fuck I want to do with my life to get into the job.
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>>29232405
Perhaps now, who knows?

Its weird, there are loads of activities for you kids & loads of activities for over 60's.

For my age group there is fuck all to do, go to a club fuck that..feel too old and the music is the same ravey shit it was in 1994.
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>>29232383
You have children?
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>>29232300
>the job requires a degree level education

download photoshop and make yourself a nice degree certificate from a uni of your choice and print on some good quality paper. couldn't be easier
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>>29232300
>Only thing I actually care about is business. Have had plans for over a year now to go into management

Your ambition is a management job? You must be literally the most boring man alive, christ
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>>29232468
No.

Robots; my present is your future, how depressing is that?
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cooking autist here

can i use bolognese sauce with just normal pasta and cheese?
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>>29232501
>mplying I won't throw myself off of a bridge long before that

tiptop kek
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>>29232535

Yeah. Everything goes with everything when you're at rock bottom.

For instance, I just had some bacon with rice.
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>>29232535
No mate, the sauce will react to the cheese if it is cheddar. You need mozzarella or Gruyere cheese.
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>muslim murders 50 people in the US

Brexit and Trump confirmed.
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>>29232552
Why are you telling him this? He is going to get ill if he eats cheddar with bolognese sauce.
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>>29232535
No it will turn nuclear when heated and become radioactive thus giving you cancer
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>>29232544

Manyof my friends from the 90's killed themselves accidentally with drugs caused by 1990's rave scene madness.
Or just suicided from life/women.

I survived, so that I can sit alone on a sunday bored to fuck talking to people who neither know me/care.
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>>29226700
I keep nearly getting myself killed when I drink so I might have to stop. Feels bad desu.
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>>29232576
This is PC-bot and my automated response
>nothing going on here, white people kill too!
>the odds of dying due to terror attacks are low!
>Not all muslims!
>Nobody cries everytim Palestine is attacked!
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>>29232626
How?

I drink like 8-10 pints a day but I just sit on 4chan shit posting and listening to music/podcasts the entire time.
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>>29232666
I get blackout drunk and end up in the middle of nowhere. It happened again last week, and i'm having flashbacks of the events. I remember a group of people and think I might have been attacked but I can't remember.
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>>29232626
Aren't you afraid you'll fuck up your organs?
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Hung over lads tbqhwy
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>>29232610
I care. You're probably the oldest /britfeel/ poster and although I know the age to experience ratio doesn't apply to everyone but from what you've posted already, it seems like you have some experience to share with us younger robots.

I would like to know more about 1994 please. I will meet you for a coffee and I will bring my dictaphone as I am one of those born in the wrong generation faggots.
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>>29232719
No, desu at this point I don't really care if I die. There's nothing to live for.
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>>29232751
Okay... but it's not just the dying if you abuse alcohol enough you might ruin your liver (or more) which will lead to a life living with a serious disability. You'll spend your life living like grandpa.
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>>29232780
Nah mate, fucking up your organs helps you die senpai so it is a good thing in a way.
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>>29232780
No I don't drink everyday or anything. I just get really drunk and get in dangerous situations.
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>>29232747
I felt like born in the wrong generation in the 90's, back then I dressed & looked like a hippy.
1994 was tail end of grunge and start era of britpop, rave music was strong and at its peak.

1997 good mate od on heroin
1998 my childhood friend hanged himself
1999 old friend dead from drugs.
2000 friend living on streets on heroin.

90's was a bit of a downer really.
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>tfw I would be a fuck up no matter what generation I was born in
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Had a few beers and run out so decided to go to shop to get some more, some little like cunt capled me a misfit and asks for a beer as I walked past, straight up lost my shit and threw the bag of cans at him and then kick him in the face when he was on the floor, his friends didn't do shit, never seen them before but think I'm going to hibernate for a while

Valium makes me crazy
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>>29232932
How could you know?
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>>29232868
Sorry for your losses mate. I would love to know their stories too.

I hear all this stuff about 'the second summer of love' where everyone is pilled up loving life, but I can't help but think of those who didn't make it, who turned to harder drugs when the going got tough, those whose lives it damaged. I don't think it's the wrong way to live and I can imagine it's an enabler when everyone around you is doing it it. I feel a bit of education when it started happening (instead of the media reaction KILLER DRUG STAY AWAY) could've prevented so many unnecessary deaths.

I understand raves were at their zenith in '88 so I don't know why I asked you about '94. Whereabouts were you raving? Do you have any distinct memories or stories to tell?
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>>29232868
>does drugs
literally retarded, not deserving of life
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>>29233129
What a cruel thing to say one weakness does not make a person worthless.
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just ate a bag of prawn crackers
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>>29233059
>>29232868
All times are shit mate, no point pretending like the 90s wasn't just because Kurt Cobain and drug fueled raves were a thing.
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>>29233142
it was entirely their own choice to take drugs and overdose
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>>29233156
Ying ling yong
Bag of crackers for the mong
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>>29231003
DESU familia I could do with some nice and spicy niknaks but I don't want to ruin my tea.
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Had a vegi Stag chili for dinner lads. Spiced it up with a deceptively hot Jalapeno; they're usually pretty mild.
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>>29233217
Dinner at 1630 what is wrong with you?
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>>29233180
Its your decision to be a gaylord.
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>>29231003
Beef are the best ones tho
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Theres this page on facebook and it shows disgusting flats and stuff, its called tenants from hell. Well everyone is calling one of the woman whos picture ended up online a disgusting cunt and stuff. It really pissed me off, most of them probably don't have any responsibility and have parents that clean there house for them. Also it was no where near as bad as my bedroom
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>>29232535
Nope that makes mustard gas.
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I still believe that groups of thoughtful, committed people can CHANGE THE WORLD
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>>29233267
Literally who gives a fuck mate?
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>>29233237
It's all I've had all day, so I was hungry.
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>>29233303
Me and my cat do
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>>29233237
I do this regularly, don't eat food past 7pm unless ive been on the piss

You shouldn't eat food close to your bedtime, it will fuck your metabolism
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>>29233303
The woman who owned it, she was getting death threats and reported all because she didnt clean much
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How long do I leave the pasta in the pan for?
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if being an r9k user is like coming to terms with the fact you're a total sperglord autismo, which board is in denial about it?
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>>29233321
until its ready
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>>29233319
Are you the woman who owned it?
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>>29233321
what type of pasta la
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>>29233321
45 mins full boil
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>>29233326
/fit/ obviously

They actually think they look good when in reality they are absolute sperglords.
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>>29233372
I meant /fa/ not fit. /fit/ are openly spergs.
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>>29233321
boil the water add pasta leave for 8-10 mins on simmer
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>>29233343
yes i am, they said I wasnt really called monica
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I found this video very interesting. It's safe to say Neil is a robot and for some of us this is our future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBS3_G7NhHg
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>>29233351
Long pasta

>>29233360
Do I need to boil the water before I put the pasta in or can I just put the pasta in then leave i to boil with it in there?
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>>29233321

You want the pasta to be al dente so don't leave it too long or you'll ruin it.
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Is it safe to eat pizza that has been left out but in the box for 14 hours?
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>>29233429
I am just having it with cheese.
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>>29233440

No, you will get food poisoning.
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I'm going to spoil my ballot.
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>>29233467
Fuck sake. Really want this pizza but I forgot to put itin the fridge last night.
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>>29233473
Can you vote undecided?
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>>29233493
Just nuke it in the microwave on high for like 5 minutes with a cup of water to help stop it from drying out. That will kill almost all the nasty shit that might be on there.
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