What's your excuse for not getting laid tonight?
Can't afford a hooker
>>29225983
my own brand of slave morality called antinatalism
Getting laid tomorrow
I'm at work right now
Moot block
Might get laid tomorrow
Unless my pussy ass bf doesn't want to take any risks with getting caught by his family when there's so little of a chance of that happening
>Mfw its been a good solid month since he's been in me
>Mfw we won't get another chance all fucking summer
I am non white and only like white women.
I am a coward with a whole lot of spaghetti to spill.
I have 0 in real life friends so I was not invited anywhere and have no one to invite somewhere, I've had 0 in real life friends since middle school so if I were to go out somewhere alone I'd come off very socially awkward because I have no confidence and poorly developed social skills.
>>29225983
im a fucking loser you moron
Sex is gay.
>>29225983
she had to go shopping
>>29226257
He's either a queer or he finds you EXTREMELY unattractive.
>What's your excuse for not getting laid tonight?
GF was tired. We fucked earlier today anyways.
>>29225983
I'm homeless, and prefer to spend what tiny amount of money I have on food, and not a hooker.
>>29225983
I have trouble getting an erection
b-because today is my birthday and i want to enjoy my birthday cake(?)(?)
;____;
eating mom's homecooked tendies
>>29226338
He's scared of his brother seeing us or noticing his absence. Should I confront him about it? Its really a big part of our relationship
>>29225983
>What's your excuse for not getting laid tonight?
Too lazy to go out and meet a girl and gf her.
Parents still control the money supply so I can't go and get a hooker though I would.
Can't get a generic club slut for the same reasons as above.
Already fapped so I have no desire to, like every night
My personality. I forgot how to have fun around people in middle school a decade ago
I'm too lazy to buy a hooker right now.
>>29226257
>>29226338
>>29226514
I FUCKING HATE NORMIES GET OUT
>>29225983
Boyfriend just fell asleep
Haven't been laid in over a year and I honestly don't give a damn
>>29226615
I'm not a normie you cuck. I'm a permavirgin until I get cash of my own and a way to buy a hooker without getting arrested. I'm never going to get a gf and love is an alien concept for me.
>>29225983
sex is for normies
you have to either pay a lot of money that can be used for useful stuff or have a girlfriend who annoys you/you annoy most of the time to varying degrees
>>29226651
Oops I meant to quote this roastie
>>29226506
>>29226680
Eh I'm not a normie. My relationship with my bf is the only thing that keeps life in me
>>29226712
STOP POSTING. Here's a board for you. >>>/adv/
Leave
Why should I pay for having sex? If I got born a tall good looking Chad I would get it easily. It's not fucking fair and I will not accept it.
>>29226730
>REEE SEX REEEE
Stay pure autismo
>>29226799
Stay toastie, cunt
Where you from OP? I've fucked that hooker.
I can afford it easily but scared of std risk even with condom use.
Most call girls have tattoos and piercings which are major turnoffs for me so I'd rather fap.
Also the fact that I barely last more than 5 min. I hate this the most.
Because sex is degenerate and vaginas are disgusting
I want a gf that's ok with never having sex or kissing.
We can hold hands and spoon, but that's about it
My bf is gonna rail me later though sucks to be you OP
Last time I couldn't feel my legs afterwardfs its gonna be great
>>29225983
hookers are fugly where I live
I wish there were some qt 18 year olds, but it's all 40+yo polish housewives
Because I think I got herpes from a girl 4 days ago and I don't want to infect anyone else :( should I kill myself?
It's Sunday so I have work tomorrow. Can't be staying up late
>>29228535
God hates fags fyi
>>29228584
>not using your Chad powers to spread herpes to all the roasties you can before you're caught
Smh
>>29228634
That's a good idea. Thanks anon I have a new mission in life
>>29225983
I'm getting laid so many fucking times with my gf that it's actually getting tiresome
i dont have a gf and dont want to fuck a prostitute
>get money
>go backpages
>outcall (good hoe books multiple in day, dont ever pay for hotel)
>finish
>leave
that easy
>>29225983
Reorganizing my sock drawer.
>>29225983
not really in the mood, i mean i could have sex with any woman i choose but im just not feeling it tonight... meh... maybe tomorrow.
>>29226799
roasty is toasty
I thought I was gonna hookup with a girl on tinder but it was scan. Like usual
>>29228599
I thought most normies dont last for more than 5 minutes?
The FWB girl that was meant to come over for a good dicking had her period suddenly return.
We fucked for a bit unprotected last time she was here (impulse thing, pulled out) and the Plan B she took afterwards fucked her cycle up.
Its a shame because i have always wanted to cream a girl, so If I knew she was going to take a Plan B I would have asked if we could fulfill that little dream of mine in the meantime.
Well, hopefully this wont be the case next weekend and we can fuck with wild abandon since we would have not seen each other for 3 weeks at that point.
A different FW"B" girl who came over yesterday is a virgin and hence is mostly unwilling to have sex. Likely still hung up on her ex BF who dumped her without warning. At least I got to eat her out to orgasm again and she took my cock in her mouth for the first time that day, after "not being ready" to do that only a few days ago.
Because I'm married.
>dont ever get married, sex vanishes as quick as your money.
I'm to much of a pussy to fuck with the girl who is somewhat interested in me. Sux being betaboy
>>29225983
I'm 3
>>29225983
Married to a frigid cunt
>>29225983
Why do I have to excuse myself for not fucking some hole in the first place?
>>29225983
I don't try to.
>>29225983
Social anxiety
Lack of libido because of Venlafaxine
