>wake up
>see literally this
>she says "C'mon Johnny boy what are you afraid of?"
What do you do?
Punch her in the vagina
>>29225698
She looks too old for me anon, she's all used up.
Cut her clit off with a pair of scissors
My name isn't jon, john, johnny or jonathon
>>29225698
>What do you do?
ask where her tits went
Wonder how the fuck I ended up at the bottom of someone else's bed during the night.
fart then go shitpost on 4chan
>>29225698
Find the nearest object I can break her skull in with. Roasty ain't gettin my purity.
>>29225698
I'm afraid I won't get it up... I'm sorry.
Grab my rope and lynch this uppity fishbeef.
>>29225698
HERE COMETH JOHNNY
:D
If are girl that good looking is that easy and promiscuous she definitely has a diseased twat
>>29225698
Who the fuck are you?
What are you doing in my bed?
Wait, where the fuck am I?
>>29228780
>good-looking
>>29225698
My names not johnny.
>>29225698
>she says "C'mon Johnny boy what are you afraid of?"
My boss.
I will kiss her right foot to show my submission, kneel down and say that I ready to follow her bidding.
>>29226932
nor johanthan, johannes or jonah hill
>>29225698
I think I'd have a major freak out. Probably a trauma even. I mean shit it's been what 10 years since a girl slept in the same bed as me, and I certainly never ever saw one in her underwear.
>>29225698
>"What are you afraid of"
>"afraid of"
>"afraid of"
>"afraid"
>get flashbacks
>mental breakdown
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>jump out of the window
>run as fast as I can
>"C'mon Johnny boy what are you afraid of?"
>Unzip my trousers
>She laughs at my small penis
>"Sorry I shouldn't have laughed, please carry on Johnny boy"
>Start trying to turn her on
>Have no idea what I'm doing
>She starts laughing again and tells me to get out as she scrolls through her phone to find a Chad to do it properly
That's what I'm afraid of.
While you are worshipping her poophole like a proper betacuck, her bisexual dominant BLACK fwb locks down your hips with his powerful gorilla hands. You feel a smooth surface rub against your own poophole.
Wat do?
>>29225698
Go away, roastie! This bed is reserved for me and Plank only!
>>29230146
Accept my fate, and pray to Allah that he takes it easy on my sensitive, pink boipuss'.
The ocean. Shits all deep and stuff. I don't trust it
>>29225698
Go down on her. I mean I wouldn't just jump right into it I'd warm her up first.but man I just want to do sex stuff with an attractive woman at this point
WHERE'S MY COKE YOU FUCKING COCKWALLET?! I LEFT IT IN MY DRAWER THIS MORNING AND YOU'VE FUCKING DOSHED IT!!!!!!!
>>29225698
Call the police like a normal person because someone broke into my house. Idonwant your AIDS bitch.
>>29225698
No feminine penis no diamond.
Get out of here, ugly roastie.
>>29225698
punch her because I've been turned into a conservative redneck named johnny with a bar slut in my bed
convince I still love her and that i'm sorry and that i'll never do it again :^)
I tell her "My name is not Johnny, this must be a mistake" and I how her where the door is.
Hellloooooo it's chef John with food wishes dot com with - you guessed it, roastie! Yes you too can make delicious roastie right from the comfort of your own home!
I'd be so nervous and anxious i'd be unable to maintain an erection. So i'd probably try leave the situation as quickly as possible.
>>29230065
>mfw this LITERALLY happened the first time I tried having sex
>>29225698
Fuck her into madness with my massive cock.
>>29225698
How did you know my name?
A-are you my yandere stalker waifu?
>>29225698
in greek mythology it stands that man and women are the one and the same. only their genitals are different. this is a proven fact now.
