When did you realize that you don't qualify as a full fledged Robot?
Was it painful?
I've always known I was a cyborg, even before /r9k/ was invented.
>>29224871
When i first started coming onto /r9k/ i realized i wasn't a complete autist but i wasn't socially fluid either
>>29225060
Same, I'm some king of mutant daywalker
Because I always got reed off of those old "faces of r9k" threads but still got low ratings the one time I went on /soc/
>>29225134
Post pic then m9
Is there a difference between cyborg, failed normie and robot? What is it? Which groups belong here?
>>29225185
I don't want to get reeee-d
>>29225298
Do it and if people react at least it bumps the conversation.
I'm not normal and not quite robot.
I feel like a cyborg but on the chart it says im slightly strange.
But I must say that talking with robots is easier than talking with normies.
>>29225335
Alright here is semi recent.
>>29225422
You do not belong here.
Remove yourself at once.
>>29225422
Preddy good bro.
>>29225422
Definitely have dead eyes like a robot. But other than that not awful I guess
>>29225422
Reeeeeeeeee
Also, going to any MTG events will help you realize how normal you are, and what a real robot is.
>tfw youve always been singled out as weird even with no autism
>tfw became socially awkward and withdrawn because of it and didn't develop social skills at a normal rate so you're basically an awkward failed normie that doesn't fit in anywhere
just kill me now desu
>>29225422
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHAD ALERT.
GET OFF MU BOARD GOD FUCKING DAMN!!
>>29224871
I dunno what I would classify myself as.
I get a lot of female attention, yet I'm a 29 year old virgin.
deff not a robot doe
>>29225422
I will prepare some chicken tenders to alleviate my pain.
>>29224871
when my life was fucking awesome.
>>29225646
Why though anon?
>>29225620
>Chad
Hardly.
>>29225598
I actually play MTG competitively using a thopter deck
>>29225568
Thanks m8
>>29225540
Case in point.
>>29225711
Noice with the thopters, have you had any big success?
>>29225711
I need the chicken tenders because I do not look as good as you.
Some day I will post my picture. Some day but not today.
>>29225422
>can grow a beard
REEEEEE
>>29225807
Nothing big success wise, though I have won small local competitions. One with a thopter deck and one with an exalted deck.
>Amy's Burritos
Fuck yeah!
Ages ago. and it was alright. I have a social life, I never got laid and am still a virgin but I don't really give a shit about losing it or getting with girls or anything like that. I'm pretty successful financially, so I could rent a hooker at some point.
>>29225194
Cyborg is someone who has elements of both a normie and robot life. See what I mentioned above. You will usually have some sort of social life, but either be a failure at work/education or with women or something like that. Losing your virginity is where you also cease to be a cyborg and become a full-fledged normie.
Failed normie is someone who lived the normie life. Has had sex at least once, had really big chances in life but blew them and is now living life as a shut-in robot, even though he will never really be a robot since he has experienced everything a normalfag has before he 'failed'.
A robot is someone who is a full shut-in, unlike the cyborg he will have never had friends and won't even have an experience of a social life. Like the cyborg though he will also be a permavirgin, but unlike the cyborg he is usually to have never spoken with a woman before. Plays vidya and watches anime all day. A cyborg can do this, but a cyborg will usually enjoy doing it while a robot at this point is pretty much tired of even that as well.
I dunno what qualifies. I've got friends that I talk to. But we're pretty rude and crude anyway. I'm currently pretty damn neet and I've never kissed a girl or even held one's hand or anything. So you know, I'm pretty sure I'm a cyborg slowly becoming a robot.
>>29225604
Not a failed normie, a cyborg. If you were a failed normie you'd have spent life as one. If you were always 'like this', then you are plain and simple a cyborg.
>>29225194
No cyborg is just a bullshit term made up by failed normies to try to fit in. You are either are a robot or not.
I can blend in with normies but under scrutiny I am revealed to be at least slightly autistic and I've never even held a girls hand, sometimes girls gave me a hug though when I help them with work.
The other day I gave a girl a paper she dropped and her hand brushed my arm, it was the best thing all week
>>29224871
Looked in the mirror
