I was jacking off for several years, all that time I wanted to sex a real girl. Like most of you it was idealized in my mind.
I had sex, and now I regularly have sex and all I can say is it's shitty. You spend all your time working to get it, then you have to physically do all the work. Real girls aren't pornstars or photoshopped images. They're just normal.
Honestly, sitting by myself jacking off to anything I felt like was so much better. Better yet using toys (especially suction) that actually feel better than a girl. After having sex multiple times, it just gets monotonous and boring, moreso than masturbation.
if you want sex, just get one of those silicone asses, it's legit better.
>>29220031
How much do that one cost?
>>29220031
has it ever crossed your mind that maybe you and your girlfrind suck at sex?
>>29220328
On the other hand, maybe all the practice just made him amazing at masturbation. Maybe he knows his way around a penis better than anyone else on the planet.
Since I discovered wanking, I lost all interest in pursuing women. Porn is liberating for men. I'm immune to being cuck'd and dominated by cunts. I'm my own man now because my horniness doesn't control all my decision making anymore.
>>29220031
You are wrong as fuck...I was single forever then found this sexy whore of a girlfriend who rocked my world. I broke up with her cuz she was being a whore but I miss every second of the sex and porn/masterbation just ain't close to the same shit she made me feel.
Sorry you suck at sex.
>>29220031
Sorry I will clarify.
Masterbating > one night stand
Relationship sex >>>>>>> any other shit
When you get to open up to the other person and get to know what each other likes the sex is amazing.
What's even better is hate sex cheating behind your loves back while they're at work. At least I imagine it was that good for her...lmao (I'm dead on the inside)
When I broke up with my first girlfriend, masturbating was a step up because she was kinda vanilla although she liked being dominated. The second girl has been much harder to get over -- she let me do horrible things to her, and jerking off is just such a step down from having a blank check to abuse a woman.
You can get them for $40 on Ebay
>>29220573
Yikes, men's sexuality really is disgusting.
>>29220598
go back to r eddit, you roast beef cunt hole.
>parents live on same property, different house
>me and my friend living in this one
>if I order one of those any of the 3 will see the box and I don't know what I'm supposed to say when they ask what I bought
>>29220598
epic
Here's the thing: the main reason I want to have sex is so I can jerk off thinking about the experience later.
>>29220623
does saying that make you horny
