>want to get a hooker so no longer KHV
>too worried about what the hooker will think of me
>>29219895
>caring about some literal piece of genetic and social filth will think of you
Honestly if you care that much murder-suicide is always an option
>Brother orders an escort for me
>nervous as fuck since KV
>Get to her place
>can't even look her in the face
>couldn't get hard
>she ends up slapping my limp dick around and sighing until the time was up
I should just die
>>29219895
You're over the fucking line anon.
>>29219996
Lmao, did she literally slap it?
>>29219895
The penalty for soliciting a hooker is years in prison. The police make solicitation traps for you to get caught in so they can railroad you in court and you're worried about what a hooker will think of you...
>>29220091
I live in Canada. Public solicitation is illegal, operating a brothel is iilegal, private solicitation and going to a brothel isn't iilegal. No one gets busted for going to a hooker here, police don't do stings to catch John's here.
>>29220091
Only if you live in """free"""dom land. In the rest of the world you can hire a hooker and police is your last fucking worry lol.
>>29219895
Yeah actually it can be awkward. Hookers are fucking stupid. I wish they didn't TALK and only open their mouths to suck dick. I have hired some hookers in the past (I have never had sex with a normal woman since I literally don't know any females besides my mom, sister and brother's gf, which are unfuckable) and I never got to cum.
However, go for it. you could probably pay for a relatively cheap one (not that cheap of course cause you will end up fucking a witch) and see how it goes, then hire a high quality escort. Furthermore, after the experience you can start going to clubs/bars and flirt with women there, it's the same shit except these women won't charge you for the sex and you could get a gf.
>>29220155
Actually operating AND being found in a brothel is technically illegal. Private solicitation via electronic means isn't illegal.