welp thats it for me robots, on my birthday I'll end it all. I thought my life couldn't spiral lower but it did.
Give me a 100% guaranteed method to kill myself.
Lots and lots of unprotected gay sex.
Step 1: be alive
Step 2: wait for a bit
Step 3: die of old age
>>29218911
>terrorist dubs
shoot yourself in the head with a gun, if you cant to that hang yourself off a very sturdy point, like a metal balcony, or an old ceiling fan
>>29218911
You can always take the helium route.
http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-gruesome-and-excruciating-practice-of-mummifying-yo-1515905564
What have you got to lose?
