Stuck at the San Francisco Airport for 6 hours
How should I pass the time?
>>29218878
Buy something from that restaurant
>>29218878
Write "We love nigger Dicks! <3 - Sweden" on your seat in permanent marker or pen
>>29218878
Get a Amex plat lounge pass. They have a free bar and a free wine tasting selection
>>29218878
Check out the airport museum; it's over by where terminal 1 meets the international terminal.
Take Bart up to SF. Get off at Embarcadero, and be all touristy at the Ferry Building, and along the waterfront.
>>29218878
You're getting on that delayed flight right. Dont get on it. Thank me later.
Go check out Hot Cookie on the castro
crash planes with no survivors
>>29219019
sounds about right fami
>>29218943
Wow original! When do you graduate jr high bud
>>29218878
rofl come here to gate 35 i wanna see if id be able to tell you apart from others
start yelling allahu ackbar
There is nothing more cozy than being stuck at an airport or train station with nothing to do. I envy you man. I seriously do. Look around the little shops, get a burger from one of the stands. Buy a magazine. You lucky fucker.
>>29218935
It's one of those shitty sharper image places where all the electronics are $200
Go into the bathroom and wrap paper towels around your head, or something more realistic if you have the material. When you're done, walk up to a random crowd with your luggage, drop it near them, and run away as fast as you can.
Harass the TSA agents by recording them on video
>>29219188
You've inspired me. I'm gonna make the most of this shit
>>29218878
shit on the floor
bro make it fast i only have like 42 minutes left >>29219183
>>29219238
Take off my pants and panties? Get schwifty?
>>29218878
take bart to the castro district. im wearing leather chaps and a harness. ill suck your cock. (if you like grizzly bears)
get some 'go 'za from the flyover cafe
>>29219244
Doing it but unless you call me out or eye-fuck me i'm just gonna keep walking
>>29219253
yes,then throw it at someone and scream that theres a government tracker inside
take BART to El Cerrito Plaza and get drunk with me
>>29219019
I am in carli for vacation atm
Go to the acadamy of sience.
Pic related
>>29219314
or just buy some duty free liquor, get hammered, then find that awesome soup place (it's in one of the domestic terminals I think, but I'm not sure. it's some where in that airport)
Jack off in the restroom.
>>29219287
if u guys actually find each other, take a pic
>>29218878
TAKE THE BART DOWN TO CENTRAL SANFRAN AND GET YOUR ASS A STEAK AND A COFEE
Leaving the airport isn't really an option for me so i can't take any advice to see any cool SF places
>>29219186
I also support this plan of action
>>29219451
Why not? Bart is cheap, and SFO has non-TSA run screeners, so the lines are always short. (No union pushing for more funds, so they actually have all the lines open).
Get out and explore. It's a nice day.
>>29218878
Go touch that bald dudes head and post results
>>29219451
then do >>29219383
it's San Francisco Soup Company, in Terminal 3
>>29219501
I have luggage with me and I'm meeting with someone in the terminal so i can't leave. I've explored the real SF before and it's pretty awesome
>>29219244
So it turns out in order to go to your gate i gotta change terminals and that's not really an option for me so... sorry dude
>>29218878
Jerk off in the bathrooms
update: airport ramen is actually pretty good
>>29219769
Projectile vomit the airport ramen all over the plqce
>>29218878
I made this topic before in the DFW airport and nobody replied.
Take a picture of the runway. And post it here.
>>29218878
It's a bit of a walk, but if you are in no rush for your flight, walk all the way to the other side of the airport, they got a giant fucking foodcourt. When I was stuck there, I thought that shitty bar was all I got.
>>29219769
Damn I'm jelly as fuck. That looks so good.
>>29218878
Fuck man your in SAN FRAN, (well sort of Millbrae but who cares), the land of anonymous bathroom sex
Head to the nearest bathroom and hangout, tons of liberated gay guys cruise SFO, find a cutie and get some ass in the stall
YOLO, AIDS is over, get it on and get some sweet NorCal twink hole
You owe it to yourself, live a little
watch my new video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I68l3A19fEw
>>29218878
Shoot it up and end degeneracy
meditate. contemplate.
>>29218878
Go to the bar and get pissed.
>>29219769
LO-TEST
>>29218878
Buy a cheap book at some terminal shop and read it while people watching. Airports are the best places in the world, such a sense of adventure
>>29219571
I'm not even in the same continent as you actually.
Sorry I just tried giving you something fun to do :(
