>you'll never die saving a cute girl
>>29216288
>you'Il never die
>>29216288
>ywn kill a bunch of cute girls
>>29216288
What's the point?
She'll probably never think of you again after you save her and you're throwing your life away for a stranger. You can't fug her in the after life and you're still a pathetic loser.
>>29216332
because I'd get my 15 minutes of fame and be seen as something other than a leech. Death is our escape.
Do you want to do this for how you'll be remembered, as a hero instead of a loony or for doing a genuinely good deed of some sort? It might not be enough to make up for a lifetime of selfishness and evil if you believe in something like a Hell.
>>29216288
Id rather save some little kid
Maybe the cute girl is a cunt
>>29216387
good deed
if i were to die I'd want something positive out of it.
>>29216447
But who will be there to appreciate the results? Certainly not you. Is it for a last minute save on a better afterlife?
>>29216288
>wanting to die saving someone
How about saving someone and not dying you faggot
>>29216646
what do you mean? if I'm not immediately dead I'll surely enjoy being freed from this life. Maybe the maiden will touch me before my senses disappear and my conscious fades.
>you'll never die saving a cute culture from Islam
Reply to this post and you'll have a gf by the end of summer.
>>29216823
ylp:er
>>29216761
You should probably be glad you don't know. You seem like a good person though, and maybe you won't have to wait until that happens to find love or justice. You might like this old gunslinger song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zBzZJd-nfw
>>29216288
>she will forget about you in two weeks and will fuck chads like nothing happened
>throwing my precious life away for a roastie
>>29216823
Let's see what happens then.
>>29217157
and not be alive to know (:
>>29217203
> this
Why would u give your life for someone who will be grateful for all of 5 minutes before they start with the "he was kinda weird/gross/creepy/etc" bullshit?
Realize that your average person isn't worth saving.
Realize that with 7 billion people on this planet, no one is really all that special, no matter how cute/sweet they may be.
Realize YOU are worth more than ANY rostie.
>save girl
>fucks chad the next day
nah
>>29217473
you don't understand, its more of a win/win suicide attempt.
People think you died for them but you really wanted closure, its a hard opportunity to pass by.
>>29216823
I don't think this will work but we'll find out
>>29217614
If I wanted to kill myself I would just take an easy way out. I don't care what people think of me once I'm dead because well... I'm dead. I also despise most people so instead of saving here I'd rather record the girl's death and post it on /b/
>>29218014
in the end I'd rather be of use than confirm I wasted air on this planet.
>>29216823
I'm desperate enough to practice this cyberpagan bullshit.
>>29216823
I believe it
Originadocommento
>>29216823
there's no harm in trying right?
>you'll never lay back while she sits cross-legged on your bed laughs at your jokes
>she'll never bend down and kiss your lips
>>29216823
whoa. cant risk it
>>29216823
I WANT HER TO TEXT ME BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29216823
Meh.
Why not?
This comment is more original than the robot's ass
>>29216823
:^)
Originadiendo comment my man
>>29216823
I love you andie, pls be gf
>>29216823
OH SHIT NEGRO: GIMME A GF ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>she'll never cry over you because you were her bf
>>29216288
I'd die for my sister, maybe friend. Thats it.
>>29216823
By Meme magic?
>>29216823
doesnt hurt to try does it
>>29216288
You'd like that wouldn't you? To have something kill you, that way you wouldn't have to do it yourself. Being selfish isn't enough, you need some external force to prevent any future guilt and heartache. Struggling seems so hard and taking control and ending it on your own would be too much work.
To die for someone else isn't what you want. You want to die for your own selfish reasons, because you can't face the idea that you might get hurt if you keep living. You want your life to be a nice little story with a neat ending to make it seemed like you lived for something instead of owning up to the reality that you were given all the time you needed to be alive but you wasted it.
>>29216823
I'm genuinely curious if this will work, I'm too ugly and autistic for a gf, also massive social anxiety, but let's try some of that meme magic.
>>29216332
>She'll never think of you again
>After you save her life
Dumbass
>ywn live after saving her and become friends
Now that I have more then a budget of $150 a month to work on I like life. So dying needlessly ain't in the cards no more.
>>29216823
is meme magic real desu
let's try it
>>29216823
its worth a shot. might as well
>>29216823
YES PLSSSSZZSSSS
>>29216823
ok man
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>>29216823
Bandog??
>>29216288
Sexist op
Males are disposable
>>29223226
males arent i meant
>>29216823
There is no harm in it so might as well
>>29216288
Why would I want that?
>you'll never die immediately it's announced that your ticket won the lottery
why would i save something that thinks i'm subhuman
>>29223295
that serves no purpose..
>>29216823
pls, I've become a shut in without m'lady
>>29216823
we are all gonna make it brehs, we are all gonna make it
>>29216288
>that hair
Is it 2006 again? She's from New Jersey, so it's not like you could use the flyover country excuse
