>anon are you still a virgin? You can tell me!
>>29215865
Yeah I'm a virgin. Why wouldn't I be? Do I seriously look like a non-virgin to you?
>>29215865
Why do you care? You planning on throwing me a pity fuck? Let's see that cooter, roastie!
Yea im a virgin, at this point i dont really care anymore though.
Yes but not for long as soon as the flunitrazepam kicks in you'll be my first
I am saving my cherry for my wife
>>29215865
Yeah, I didn't have the desire to copulate until now.
>>29216831
>cherry
thx for the kek you faggot
>>29215865
No actually today im celebrating one year since i had sex later imgoing to get myself piss drunk and masturbate furiously until i pass out since i have nobody next to me. But maybe you want to get cozy tonite lad? Ehh bby?
>EWWWWWWW CRREEEPPPP
>>29216130
>>29216752
>>29216831
>>29216836
>*turns to friends sitting at other table*
OH. MY. GOD. HE IS ACTUALLY A VIRGIN!
WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU A FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!
>>29215865
Yes, I'm asexual, stop oppressing me
>>29216933
>asexual
top kek
>>29216905
Why is it such a surprise though? You guys knew it already.
>>29216933
>tfw actually considering trying to convince myself I'm asexual so I feel less pathetic about still being KV
>>29216975
It's actually a good response. No girl nowadays wants to come across as "closed minded" or whatever the hell, so they won't even dare to make fun of you
>>29217015
Holy shit, just stop talking to us anon, really
>>29217064
I don't even talk to you guys or anybody at all.
>>29217040
>I am asexual and transcendent from the realm of vietnamese cartoons. . .
