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>just poured sugar into my wagecuck neighbour's gas tank
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>just poured sugar into my wagecuck neighbour's gas tank yesterday

>heard his car dying this morning
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So why did you do that
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>>29215434
that's a lie, you never leave the house you faggot
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What did he do that could've pissed you off so much to do that?
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>>29215434
Can someone explain to me what this does? Sounds hilarious and I love little mischievous pranks like this.
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>>29215473

It taints the fuel and gives it a bad mixture which is detrimental to any vehicle that uses gasoline as fuel. If the fuel mixture is bad, you car won't start.
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>>29215473

I'm not a car mechanic expert, but I believe fuel goes through multiple parts that burns fuel to power your car up. However sugar can disturb this entire process and cause multiple parts to fail or damage them badly.
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>>29215528
Fuck off I answered him first dick head.

Read >>29215521
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>>29215473
it's a good prank bro haha I used to do this a lot when I was in middle school it just makes their car not work lol. You can also make this sort of rock out of a shattered spark plug that will completely destroy peoples windshields if you want another one. I used one of those rocks the other week and stole about 600 dollars from someone last week as a joke
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>>29215580

Your reply wasn't there when I started typing, faggot.
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>>29215619
lol, loove social experiments with my bros
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>>29215619
>stole about 600 dollars from someone last week as a joke
>joke
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Petty revenge thread?

My roommate ate all the hotdogs i bought last week. He also likes to steal my milk and leave a little bit, so it looks like he never drank it. This guy is a huge gymbro, so I put about 300g of sugar into his protein powder and mixed it around. I also put some into his skim milk
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>>29215643
Are you that brain dead that you couldn't wait? Also your response wasn't as good.
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i crippled my neighbour's dog by throwing it a dinamite stick, but i only did it ironically, so we should be good.
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>>29215692
That didn't do anything except make whatever he's digesting sweeter? You literally did nothing at all other then make his consumptions tastier.
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>>29215692
would something fattening, like crushed up gingerbread or cookies, also make him fatter if crushed into his protein powder? would he notice?
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>>29215643

I would tell you that the reply wasn't me but it doesn't matter anymore.
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>>29215434

http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp

>Sugar doesn't dissolve in gasoline, as a researcher at Berkeley confirmed in 1994. Forensics professor John Thornton labeled sucrose with
radioactive carbon atoms and mixed it with gasoline, then spun the concoction in a centrifuge. After the undissolved particles were removed, the liquid's radiation level was measured to determine how much sucrose had become part of the gasoline. The answer was extremely little: the equivalent of less than a teaspoonful per 15-gallon tank of gas.
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>>29215693

No one replied to him for 2 fucking minutes with after updating several times so I thought I'd tell him.
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>>29215731
>i crippled a god ironically
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>>29215731
>ironically cripling a dog
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>>29215734
i thought sugar made you fat and can cause diabetes? i didn't do it thinking he'd be fat in 2 days. it's just to put him on that path.

>>29215751
you should be able to do that if he has chocolate flavor protein powder. and you'll have to crush it into a fine powder. my roommmate has a vanilla flavored protein powder, so the sugar blends in.
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>>29215779
>Still trying to justify yourself when you're obviously being trolled
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>>29215779
You probably only updated twice idiot, get a grip.
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>>29215848
But unlike you he actually exercises so he will just burn the suger dumbass
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>>29215769
>the undissolved particles were removed
that's the difference
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Kek, normie neighbor getting ass ravaged
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>>29215619
haha man i love a good prank like that
you should like totally upload it to the youtube and make even more mad money yo lol haha
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>>29215692
Just jerk off into his protein mix next time
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>>29215434
You're doing God's work anon! Keep it up buttercup.
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>>29216136
Why do you buiId me up?
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>>29215434
This is pretty extreme.
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>>29215434
You're doing god's work, Anon. Guys like you are my heroes
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>>29215848
>can cause diabetes

Stop saying this, it makes you look stupid
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>>29215924
Wow. This is the dumbest thing I've read today. Do you actually think you can eat all the sugar you want and be okay just because you'll "burn the sugar" at the the gym?
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