kek my female flatmate is crying and raging because her rich boyfriend dumped her.
Apparently they went out for dinner yesterday and she made a huge scene at a restaurant after he insisted on paying and did so when she went to the toilet.
He was supposed to stay for the weekend but he just drove her back and told her their relationship is over.
What should I do? She's crying and drinking with a qt friend in the common room.
best not to get involved senpai
>>29214271
Option A) Get her some comfort food to go with her alcohol so she doesn't get blackout drunk and vomit
Option B) Laugh about it like a retard
>>29214271
tell her if you fuck her her ex bf will get jealous and come back for her.
Wait until her and the qt friend are drunk and fuck both of them
>>29214286
This is the only correct answer
Just don't be a cunt
>>29214286
I'm wondering if I should text/call the boyfriend to congratulate him or stay in touch. I've met him two times when he was over and he seemed like a cool guy.
Plus he's legitimately rich so that's a good person to know in general.
give her fake sympathy for free booze, then have a hearty laugh at her expense in your room, that's what I would do
She'll find someone new to torture before nightfall. If you're in college, don't you have to study for an underwater basket weaving class or something?
>>29214299
Option A is actually really nice and thoughtful and showing sympathy without getting too involved. Do that.
