>manned up and approached that girl
>i'm relax af
>she's the one who spills all the spaghetti
damn feels good desu, felt powerful.
>>29214206
Detailed greentext pl0x
>>29214206
was it your average spaghetti, or full blown pocket explosion?
be free of this wretched cesspool
>>29214206
>>29214238
Yes, greentext please
YOU DID IT ANON
YOU CAN LEAVE /REGRETS9K/ FOREVER
>>29214206
I had this girl once falling on the ground so nervous she was
>and then you woke up, semen sticking to your thighs
>>29214206
Greentext or we riot
>>29214238
>>29214277
>after swimming practice
>told her she's really good and asked how long she has been swimming
>she tried to say something but stumbles on her words
>I said "wait, what?" with a smile and a friendly implication
>she looks at the ground for a second and says sorry and that she has been swimming for 4 years and meant to say she wasn't performing her best today
fuck it was adorable, got her number after that and going to take her to lunch
>>29214392
>swimmer
The fact that you go regularly to a public pool tells me you were no robot to begin with.
>>29214392
what did you say to get her number?
>>29214452
he might be forced because he still goes to school jesus christ
>>29214614
1) A robot would've skipped that
2) He said practice
>>29214452
Why do you think you have to confirm to the stereotype of a robot to be here? I'm a cyborg (not OP), just saying.
>>29215457
Because /r9k/ without robot requirements is just /b/.
>>29214392
>>after swimming practice
>>told her she's really good
What? You just randomly approached a stranger girl and told her this?
>>29216063
Don't be prejudice against cyborgs.
>>29214452
Is swimming not a robot sport? It's really comfy though. I'm a kissless virgin and just felt confident today.
>>29216226
Yeah man, having a common interest makes the introduction a lot easier. If she was just some stranger walking down the street I wouldn't have said anything.
>>29214542
Nothing fancy, literally just said "Would really like to get to know you more, what's your number?" - Because the fact she was obviously nervous indicated that she liked me at least a little bit, so there's no reason to think she would say no.
It's too bad I'm an aushwitz skeleton with a neck that leans forward like a turtle, so confidence just looks unnatural on me.
>>29214392
You have to be 18 to post here
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>29215457
>tfw wizard
I'm only 20 years old, too. I always imagine myself as a powerful mage at 40 years old, curled up in bed, crying.
>>29217087
>there is no such thing as college swimming
okay
>>29217001
I think you're mixing up your daydreams and reality.
>>29214392
Grats OP now get the fuck out NORMIE SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29215457
76
Once I've lost more weight (215 aiming for 175), get a better hairstyle I will level up to 'slightly strange'.
>>29215457
I got 62 points
most of my points came from social/achievements, and I got only a few from physical/mental. maybe it's all in my head, robots? Maybe I have a chance?
>>29215457
Shit I got 31
>tfw Wizard Apprentice
