I will literally be anyone's boyfriend as long as you help me escape my homeland. I'll move next week if I find someone.
>>29213451
>tumblr filename
i'll pass
>>29213451
Are you physically attractive?
>>29213451
Where are you from OP? Depending on your answer I'll think about it
>>29213479
>Hurr tumblr
You are my one exception.
>>29213451
>Boyfriend
Kek good luck there friend
Are you a qt twink?
What's your homeland btw?
>>29213497
Sweden
>>29213491
Yes
>>29213530
I could be. Sweden
Why do you want to escape from Sweden? How old are you and do you have a passport? Can you live and work in the US legally?
Post timestamp and pic first. There was a bait thread no more than a couple of hours ago of some guy pretending to be a girl saying more or less the same shit your saying. If this is true anyway why do want to get out of sweden? seems like a pretty ok country to me
>>29213561
I thought you were a cute shitskin or slav.
No thanks
>>29213561
Why do you want to leave Sweden? Is it because of those refugees?
>>29213561
>sweden
Nigger, you live in a great country
>inb4 le cucks sjw xddd
Fuck off, i wished i could live in Sweden and not in the shithole that Brazil is
Will you submit to being roughly facefucked once a day?
>>29213561
inb4 some muslim girl who's 250 and 5'5"
I would help but only if i talked for a bit first to see if there is a connection also there would need to be physical attraction. As i am not wanting or needing to waste time
You probably have aids. I'd rather a gf from a white country. Black countries are bad enough when they speak French or click clack. A hingatingadurgen mudslime sounds like the worst thing ever.
>>29213617
I hate it here, always have. I have no place to stay and no job right now. 28 years old. I look 20, am tall with a athletic build. I look cute in girls clothes if that helps.
>>29213619
I'll send pics to serious offers
Will you be willing to move to Denmark ?
>all these retarded betas falling for the bait again
POST. A FUCKING. PIC. WITH TIMESTAMP. Or your just some neckbeard trolling behind a computer screen
Ahoy girl want to come live in London ;)
>>29213782
I'll give a serious offer when you prove your not a man. Women never have a problem posting a pic of themselves i'm calling bullshit
It's really fucking painfull to be surrounded by people this dense. I don't know why i bother comming back to this board
>>29213868
>prove your not a man
>I will literally be anyone's boyfriend
I am
>>29213451
What kind of help do you need?
>>29213561
I will literally be your boyfriend as long as you help me move to your homeland, please respond.
>>29213919
A place to stay while I look for work, mostly. Depending on the distance, I might need help with the ticket.
>>29213937
Let's trade lives and be single.
kek at people actually considering taking in this muslim bitch who so obviously just uses people for her/his advantage.
>>29213952
you could stay at my place, I bet my mom won't mind if I say you're my gf
>All these thirsty boi's taking the bait
>>29214041
I'm a guy bruh
>>29213952
Will you let me use your boipucci as I see fit? Also I expect to be serviced orally every evening as I sit by the fireplace reading reddit and listening to Enya
>>29214137
Your comment caused me to experience considerable internal amusement though I exhibited no audible laughter
>>29213937
>>29213792
Are you a girl
I'm sure this isn't original.
>>29213451
OP where in sweden are you? whats your skype?
>>29214388
Orebro why? I don't have Skype.
>>29213451
hello FRIEND. unfortunately i am a grill and live an hour from you
>>29214788
>hello FRIEND. unfortunately i am a grill and live an hour from you
What's your Skype?
>>29214788
What kind of grill and where? Do you like video games?
>>29215113
Aryan, tall, sperg and i spend my time in my cum dungeon playing vidya
>>29213451
lucky me that I found a nice merican boy who will marry me and save me from the mudslime hordes. Good luck my fellow swede
>>29215261
Let's be platonic friends.
>>29213451
>Sweden
Here in Norway we will close the border should your country collapse. Better hurry up senpai, just stay clear of Oslo and vote FrP.
t. some guy from Oslo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA
It's a trap
>>29215261
What's a cum dungeon? Can I see?
>>29215288
<3100% Guaranteed Original Comment
>Mahmoud found out that SWEDEN YES isn't as YES anymore and has started deporting rapefugees
>now wants to trick a "fembot" into sneaking him into the US or another wealthy EU country
Toppest kek.
>>29215313
>Let's be platonic friends.
Where are you at?
