>find out chad cousin died today
>have to pretend to act sad to avoid family getting mad but am secretly happy on the inside.
Is it bad that I feel this way, r9k?
Was he a dickhead?
>>29212714
Yes, he was your cousin.
It's fine to not feel remorse, but when you're properly happy about it something's wrong.
>>29212727
he never did anything to me but he was pretty successful and my parents always compared us, which annoyed me.
If it makes you feel better in my family I have a "chad cousin" except he's actually my cousin's son but I guess he was too important to be placed below me in the family strata
>>29212771
Then you're a bad person.
It's a comletely natural feeling. I bet that when your relatives were talking what a loser you are he didn't step up and say "Wait, wait, don't talk to anon like that, I believe in him".
Anyway, how did he die exactly?
>>29212714
>Is it bad that I feel this way, r9k?
yes but not in the way you expect
it's bad because because you envy him but can't do anything about it
>>29212714
>having cousins
Is it nice or bad feel? Never had ones.
>>29212958
it's a bad feel when they all turn out normal and you're a KHV NEET robot
>>29212974
Try having younger chad brother.
>>29212958
my cousin is 12 and is on her way to becoming a roastie whore
>wanted her mother to make brownies
>didnt
>cried for a good hour
>mom also puts her through track
>her ass is growing too fast and its big
>any time she doesnt get her way she whines
I hope she gets raised better, she treats our disabled cousin like shit and steals from him
>>29212714
Another chad bites the dust. Congrats buddy. The road to robot freedom is paved with the blood of chads.
>>29212974
>be spic
>have a million cousins
>make more money than 90% of my cousins
>tfw parents shit on me for not having a gf like my cousins
>>29214285
>cousins come to ask you for money
>kek.jpg
