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I was at my first job I had, carrying some trash to the dumpster. Two absurdly large tractor trailers came barreling by me and blocked out the sun.

>eating lunch with friends
>friend casually mentions his gf died
>everyone reacts like they do in seinfeld
>im confused as hell
>wake up

I fucked Francine from American dad and cucked Stan. I don't even like the show so It makes no sense to me.

Had a terrible dream last night, I can't even find peace sleeping anymore.
>Walking back drunk alone from something and forget where I live
>Find house that I'm moving into next month, decide to sleep in the front garden on the floor
>Wake up covered in my own vomit it's all over the patio
>vomit soked jacket in the bin out front
>Uni class mate apparently lives there comes outside and is like dude what the fuck are you doing here
>Try to explain its ok I'm going to live here soon, that I'm sorry but I got lost and this was the only familiar place I could find and say that I'll clean everything up
>I ask to use bathroom to rinse myself off and ask for some kitchen/toilet role so I can clean the garden
>Everyone gets angry and starts violently threatening me that they'll call the police and beat me up
>get chased away by the people who live there like a fucking sperglord
I know why I had the dream, on the last day of term I got too drunk when trying to get in a club and got fucked up by the bouncer.
I thought I fell over that night but I saw my classmate who came with us that night and he told me what happened.
I'm so fucking tired of making an embaressment out of myself, I really need to learn how to drink responsibly.

Lame but whatever

>be on a shooting rampage, shot people in the back of the head whenever I got the chance
>perspective would often switch from first person to third person, as in sometimes I was the killer sometimes I was just watching it happen
>point gun at childhood friend
>all of a sudden trigger is incredibly heavy, took me five seconds to pull it but nothing happened
>pause menu comes up, like a video game
>close it somehow, now in a skateboarding video game with characters that looked like the animated guys from Gorillaz
>figure the only way out of the game is by jumping from an cartoonishly high diving board
>run towards it
>qt girl chases after me while crying, like she didn't want me to leave
>was calling me a girl's name through the sobbing (I think it was Megan)
>climb up to the top of the diving board
>jump, but a very long earthworm attached to the diving board wrapped itself around my ankle
>now hanging upside down
>girl chasing me catches up, is now directly above me
>says "please don't leave me"
>earthworm cannot support my weight is ripped in half
>fall

>wake up

>>29211642
>>crawl underneath the bed that they're gangbanging on and start crying

kek'd

>be me
>in my elementary school
>playing during recess alone
>group surrounds me
>all the kids who bullied me
>basically whole grade
>a few teachers
>they start beating the shit out of me
>die
>wake up
recurring dream since i was 11

>in my apartment doing something at night
>leave when ready
>go to the apartment I lived in when I was a student
>decide to stay there for a couple of days
>actually live in both apartments and pay rent for both of them for some reason (in the dream world, that is)
>sleep in the "old" apartment and wake up
>the "old" apartment has all kind of stuff: a huge tv hanging from the partially lowered living-room ceiling (wasn't like that irl), a desktop computer on a desk and a synthesizer along with random toys and gadgets on the bedroom floor (I've never had a synthesizer irl)
>it's a bright sunny day
>eat something in the kitchen
>walk around the apartment and think that if I can't get a job, I'd soon have to move out of one of the apartments because I couldn't afford both

no more dreams?

>me and a friend rob a convenience store
>run from the cops but eventually surrender after a firefight
>escape from jail and go into hiding
It was a weird dream.