My dick is bigger than that piece of pink shit and I'm a tranny.

>>29211257
That dick has barbs, though.

>angles the picture
>forgot to keep his belly out of frame so now we can actually get a good measure on his small size

>dick training
I got some bad news for ya bud

>>29211481
What are the bad news?

>>29211248
>I want to be a sexual machine who gives women the fuck of their lives
I've got bad news for you: women don't enjoy sex.

>>29211257

Fuck off pizza

>>29211514
Best case scenario is you MAYBE add half an inch total and thats if you use a bathmate every single day (which isnt really safe)

>>29211248

I love how robots are going to take this image seriously

Do you actually think this guy had the time to line up the perfect shot and capture a completely genuine "surprised" reaction? Or do you think they fumbled around for a couple minutes to get the angles right, squeezing his dick to get it plumper, then "okay, honey, give me a look like you can't wait to get that cock inside you... that's great... *click*"?

Porn isn't real you idiots

>>29211592
I'm half an inch away from the holy dick grail of 7 inches. Sweet.

>>29211592
how might one consistently get harder, stronger erections? I'm satisfied with my size, but it's a bit too floppy sometimes

>>29211688
Cialis, Viagra, etcetera

>superior dick
>pearly penile papules

Pick one.

>>29211688
Kegels actually do work