Is this where I come to get a boyfriend?
Taking applications, I guess.
>>29210526
>doesn't spoiler image
why would you ruin this anon.show us your penis
>>29210526
Fembot or cuteboy?
Are you a cute boy?
I'm a cute boy too
Is this where I come to get a wan wan?
Accepting wan wan pictures, I guess.
Premium bait.
Very well done, OP. I am impressed.
>>29210526
please be my gf anon.
I broke up with my ex a month ago.
Please dont be a slut.
>>29210526
I will not fall for the bait.
I will not fall for the bait.
I will not ask you if you are a real girl.
>>29210594
>Previous GF
>Less than a month ago
I dont want damaged goods. Fuck off normal.
>>29210573
Wan wan is a nice friend!
>>29210557real girl. Sorry for being a disappointment
>>29210808
Awwoooo!
GANBARE!!!!
I have my own place, a car, a job, and am generally a stable person. I am also shy and incredibly emotionally distant.
u interest
>>29210808
what are you into anon.
do you like white boys.
>>29210808
I'm into boys but I can be a friend if you want!
>>29210834
>what are you into
Paranormal horror movies
memey soundcloud music
Touhou
Visual Novelsweak and submissive men
dogs
>do you like white boys.
I wont date anything but.
>>29210868
How much of a roastie are you?
>>29210526
>>29210808
>Claiming to be a girl online.
Rule 37# : There are no girls on the internet.
And especially on /r9k/.
>>29210868
I'm weak and mentally ill please accept me
>>29210868
what sort of weak and submissive men
>>29210868
I make soundcloud music.how submissive....im switch, but I really like mommy gf and dominant women.
What other phsyical traits are you looking for
>>29210885
Complete KHHV, unless getting off to my husbando counts.
>pic related
>>29210903
How mentally ill? The more ruined the better.
>>29210908
Tell me about yourself!
>>29210926
What kind?
HEY HEY!! HANG ON A MINUTE!. What makes you think you're good enough for any of us here?? i think we deserve some sort of description at least, don't you think?
>>29210868
mfw that describes me...
do you like being the big spoon.
>>29210949
bordering on severe
>>29210951
Fucking this. Ignore the op until shehedelivers
>>29210949
>Tell me about yourself!
i'm just an incredibly lonely nerd basically
i built up a shell around myself so i wouldn't be hurt from being so sensitive and now i just want someone to hug
i think only someone who was aggressive could really help me come out of it
>>29210949
dance music and meme shit like yung lean and vaporwave stuff.
im into gentle femdom stuff as well.
>>29210868
Can you elaborate on the weak and submissive men part?
I'm pretty much the opposite in public, guys have to be if they want to get anywhere. But I can't imagine taking the lead in a relationship, I love the idea of women who take charge especially since I'm submissive even in my family dynamic at home.
OP here im a boi lmao
#trikd
Im posting this on reddit LMAO @ all you pathetic virgin losers consider suicide.
>>29211050
jokes on you your bate was pretty shit tbqh. And the fact that you actually anounce is makes even more pathetic. Kys
>>29211077
Nah, nigga. I wanted to prove a point.
"Robots" would rather get down, hands and knees, to give a dude pretending to be a girl prime selection over them, than actually discuss something interesting.
Shit like this is why the board is fucking awful, and it's not even the roasties faults. It's all your asses fault for being so fucking thirsty.,
>>29211121
dude everybody knows that already. Bait is still shitposting regardless of why you did it in the first place
>>29210868
I'm submissive but not really weak. Kind of a generic package honestly, depression and anxiety, therapist thinks I'm am aspie(pending testing). I'm so close but just don't quite function properly, it's the standard Aspergers, smarter than most people so I can't understand or relate.
I need someone to lead me a bit, I don't think a normal relationship would work for me because I won't figure out common sense stuff, I need someone who's not afraid to push me in the right direction. I also love the idea of gfd.
Other than that I'm close to you in interests if you add games and reading I'm basically spot on.
>>29210868
shit it's like you're me but female
I am a weak and submissive boy, too :^)
>>29210868
>spoiler
RIP
Also I think the insidious movies are funny.
>>29210526
>taking applications
Only women can do this
disgusting whore
i really mean it, you disgust me, get a rope
>>29210573
Be my boyfriend BasedTomboy
>>29212976
>no husky picture
Not even worth my time
>>29212995
Please tolerate occasional tickling.
>>29213062
What a qt husky.>implying I won't be pinning you down and tickling you instead
hehehehehehehehehehe
>>29213090
You're my favorite internet person. I hope you never die and you're always glad to be living.
This is a fun thread.
Thank you for the fun thread OP, making friends is hard.
>>29210868
Hi sub here, will watch spooky movies and listen to avant garde band camp music with you. Also pale with long red hair.
>>29210868
>memey soundcloud music
>weak and submissive men
Where are you from? I think I might be the one for you.
>>29210526
I'm 26 and have no experience with relationships but I have a cute dog and my own place, though I am currently unemployed. California?
>>29210868
I'm 5'4, white, very weak, submissive, with avpd and dependent.
I like spooky stuff even though I'm a scaredy cat and I like animals.
Be my gf
these threads are the fucking worst
you complain about how easy it is for girls to get attention and look at what all you faggots do
>>29213147
Thanks, you're my favourite anonymous poster.
>>29210868
Dropped. Girls are supposed to be submissive. You can't seriously expect to find a guy who would be submissive to you. Be a good little girl and submit to males.
>this entire thread
The fuck is wrong with you guys?
Threads like this should get the OP an automatic IP ban. Set yourself on fire, roast beef.
>>29213632
>waaaaah ban all girls because they trigger me
Fuck off back to wizchan, bitter underaged virgin.
>>29213693
>bitter underaged virgin
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
