Why do you cucks give a shit? I'm like you, I have no girlfriend. I'm still a virgin and I'm out of shape as fuck, but I don't really care. I have no intention to improve myself, I keep eating junk food every day and I keep playing video games.
However, I'm enjoying life. So why don't you? What do you need a girlfriend for? You got porn, you got your hand, that's all you need. If you eventually move out you could rent a hooker to come over to your place too.
Don't be depressed, don't fall for the love meme.
I have a girlfriend who happens to beimaginary
it's better this way
>>29210107
This pleases father Nurgle.
somedays I'm like this, where I tell myself to just grow up and worry about other things
>there's more to life than love
>there's more to life than getting your dick wet
But then I realise I have nothing to do but play vidya and watch anime, and I wish someone was around to love me
>>29210143
If it works for you sure.
>>29210178
Nurgle is Chaos God of depression, don't see how that fits when I'm the opposite of depressed. I don't even have a 'I'm really depressed on the inside :(' sob story.
>>29210239
Don't watch anime dude. Or at least choose them more selectively. Anime is about this autistic dude in high school that ends up getting with his oneitis. Usually. Get into some shows like GoT, True Detective or Mad Men. Then you can meme it up with us over on /tv/ too.
Vidya is fine, but avoid the wrong anime. Evangelion definitely is the wrong anime, any anime that makes you empathize with the autist MC like 'he's just like me...' is wrong. Get some escapism bra, watch some fantasy and sci-fi shows.
>>29210294
It pleases Nurgle because he is all about acceptance.
>>29210107
Most people are weak. They need a reason to be, they can't handle simply existing
>>29210107
>I'm still a virgin
wasted life.
>>29210414
And? As >>29210405 said I'm fine with simply existing, indulging in simple pleasures and going through life.
>>29210454
what do you mean 'and'? there is nothing else to say. i like living too senpai. you're the one blogging about your virginity, and goading some kind of false validation.
>>29210497
I'm just wondering why so many anons here are desperate for gf and affection.
>>29210518
I for one would like, but am not desperate.
>>29210518
i don't think you're wondering that at all if you're just bragging about your own experience with virginity, something defined by the absence of a fundamental human experience.
but the answer is that they have brains and hormones. open your boipucci and your heart will follow.
>>29210620
I'm not bragging about virginity itself senpai, I'm bragging that I can be a virgin and still be happy and not constantly be obsessed with losing it or getting a girl.
>>29210643
that obsession has nothing to do with them being a virgin though, they are just dysfunctional, self destructive people. the things that keep them virgins on top of creating the depression and anxiety.
that's as much as i'm going to entertain your loneliness, fuccboi. if you want someone to recognize your happiness, start working a corner for $5 a succ
>>29210701
>being gay
0/10, you are also probably a cuckposter.
>>29210643
/r9k/ is not the board for us. If you can go for weeks without speaking another meaningful word to a woman, or craving it then they hate you almost as much as chad.
>>29210806
What are we? Cyborgs?
>>29210839
A bit of the cyborg/sloth and some others. Depending who you ask we could be super autists but it makes no matter. Just observe, chuckle and remember there is a gulf between us and them.
>tfw no gf
>>29210936
Amen.
>tfw no gf
Feels good man.
>>29210107
Why be fat when you can be fit. Im an autistic virgin with a 6 pack and a decent chest and i love it (in hindsight) when girls come up to me and flirt and i just stutter and bertstare back. It literally throws stacys off their game for a bit they think somethings wrong with them
>>29210107
getting fat, jacking off and video games aren't enough for me anymore. There's only so long you can tolerate it before you naturally long for something more.
It's a simple life of hedonism without any substance to it. If that is your choice then so be it.
I'd rather try to succeed in a shitty system than give up and live like an animal. Getting gains is as much for myself as it is for my aesthetic.
I think a lot of people forget that gf require some or a lot of - depending who your with - investment too.
I'm not interested in investing my time in someone who I do not feel 80 percent interested in.
>>29210107
>You got porn, you got your hand, that's all you need
So, you assume that the only thing robots need is sex?
That'd be pretty pathetic. Even more pathetic that me.
>>29210107
I just wonder what it's like to have someone who loves you
I want a girl like this to sing to me while my head's on her lap...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jxw_NAKUn0
>>29211807
This. You would be giving up a lot of your free time (and money) for someone you are unlikely to really like when you start to think with your head instead of with your cock.
>>29212139
No, they also apparently need a "loving relationship" which is weird for me because love is a fucking meme and she will dump you for the next Chad that she sees when she gets the chance. I know enough women to be aware that that's what they always do.
>>29210294
>meme it up
Fucking top Ferrari m69
>>29210107
>Don't be depressed, don't fall for the love meme.
>i'm depressed and i'll project it onto all of you
you gave yourself away there buddy.
>>29210936
Just go to wiz
Also thirding
>>29213401
Wizchan actively rejects women affection of any kind though. I wouldn't refuse a girl if she came up to me and literally offered me to have sex, but I wouldn't go and look for her either.
I'm lazy, not celibate.
Your pic sums me up perfectly though.
