>take a massive disgusting shit
>realize that you have no toilet paper left in your house
>>29209912
literally just shower
>shitting in your house
>not using the shower to clean your ass properly afterward
>unleash a massive diarrhea storm
>no toilet paper
>have to wash ass in shower
>tfw you know that the shit particles are flowing along your legs with the water
>tfw you have to prettymuch finger your own butthole
>tfw the moisture in your ass afterwards causes skidmarks
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29209922
>>29209959
see >>29209990
When you have a pound of shit stuck to your ass showering is just disgusting
>>29209912
Literally happened to me one time at a public restroom.
>Go into Gas station bathroom
>Only 1 stall
>Go in
>Take massive wet shit
>No toilet paper
>No paper towels
>Pull up pants
>Drive 45 mins to get home and wipe ass
>Shit dripping down my legs, through my shorts, and onto the car floor and seat
My car smelled like shit for weeks.
By then the shit dried up and was all crusty. My ca
