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i fucking hate normies
shoot them in the bloody head
pull the trigger, dead

http://writeahaiku.com/#
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>>29209754
Yonder see a Girl
I'll never see her true smile
Chad takes the girl home
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i think you're all fags
place the barrel to your head
and pull the trigger
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outside my window
i see the normies left and right
i chamber a round
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>>29209754
>>29209783
It's 5/7/5
That's how you write a haiku
Fixed it for you f.am
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Normies get out of here
Normies on my board chuckling over
Here Normies make me rage

>can't say Normalfag as its 3 syllables
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penance grows inside
watch as mother closes bag
no tendies today
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I sit alone here
Despair and hate encounters
No more people smile
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a faggot asks me
to write a haiku online
fuck you weaboo
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>>29209754
nigger nog nigger
nogger nigger nig nogger
nogger nig nogger
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Take a dick deep throat
Away from here now gross Roasties
Away back to Chad
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the wind flows slowly
gently whispering to me
'damn niggers everywhere'
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standing on sore feet
asking how may i help you
slaving for my wage ;)
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I'm about to die
The sharp blade against my throat
Cut deep near my heart
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A relationship
I have attained ascendance!
I fucking hate her
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beta uprising
the day of judgement for normies
will be upon us
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Moves into the east
A drone above the silk sky
Crash into sand nigs
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I slave for my boss
At home a NEET fucks my girl
I am a wagie
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>>29209906
2 edgy for me
I can't belive I just read that please God tell me why did I waste time replying to shitposter?!
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I willl never be free
Until you tell me you love me
I'll die alone
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with the mask pulled off
an extreme pain would follow
for someone like you
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I fly all alone
Gazing at the emptiness
Space is fucking big
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Single virgin life
Anime, fapping, vidya
It's pretty awesome
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>>29209802
top h bruv
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2D anime cuties
pure and perfect in every way
3D just can't compete
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Passively see all
Aggressively fought all once
No longer see them again
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>>29209754
Practice is useful
but here I am on 4chan
my skills are dying
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>>29209754
>>29209829
Are you fucking stupid? Normies is two syllables, not one. Those aren't haikus.
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unintelligible mumble
claims of birthdays to be snatched
what is it he meant
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I support suicide
you all should take my advice
I'll take it as well
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smoke weed every day
get high and masturbate to
anime, feels good man
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>>29210210
Anon is angry
You must please calm down Anon
Mistakes always hurt
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I have to take a
big dump right now, so I will
leave this thread for now
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>>29210264
Don't waste your time, Tea
For Wrath has consumed his heart
Together we REEEEEEEE
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Once saw a white cuck
Him, wife and wife's son
Now I point and laugh at him
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>>29209754
big fat fucking dog
is a big fat fucking dog
with a big fat dog
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A thread like myself
Thread with no replies or hope
A thread archived soon
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Robots and Normies
I hate them both very much
Cyborg Master race
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>>29209876
that is 5/7/4
Get the fuck out normalfag
You are not welcome
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I fucking hate Normies
That's why I go to Wendy's
Crispy chicken tendies
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>>29210812
pronunciation
is the name of the game here
say it: wee-a-boo
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