>tfw it's a mom takes you out day
I think it's nice to go out to eat with my mom and eat well with someone else paying but then again I'm not a fat fedora wearing loser who lives in her basement.
>>29208041
I bet his fat fucking gut jiggles like crazy when he laughs.
>>29208041
I got married two years ago to a black weebgirl and I got fired in october. SHE is taking me out for chicken wings. get on my level
>>29208128
Everytime he laughs he probably goes into a choking fit.
>>29208041
>tfw no mommy to pay for my food
>tfw haven't been to a restaurant and had tasty interesting food for years
>>29208183
Well to be honest they probably spit in the food anyway and don't wash their hands after shitting. Especialky Indian cooks.
>it's a anon needs a new pair of jeans and he has to go shopping with his parents day
>>29208288
>when your dad gives you his old jeans so you don't need to shop
>>29208288
>try these ones on anon
>no mom! those aren't good. you're embarassing me
>>29208288
>tfw no mommy to buy me a sick pair of jeans
> mum asks the female employee if the clothes look good
>she says yes, but you know she's just saying that to get a sale
My parents got divorced a few years ago and my mom took it really hard. I don't mind going out to eat with her every Sunday, I'd be some kind of asshole if I refused
>>29208359
my parents are probably splitting up
what am i in for lad
>just wait in the line i'll go grab one item
>line keeps getting smaller
>still isn't back
REEEEEEEE
>>29208435
Well with my folks, they started out as "friends" and now it's devolved into my mom going on rants against my dad half the time I step in her car. Other than having to deal with that kind of thing it's usually not too bad. Are you living at home?
>tfw mom is making me go with her to walmart today to buy new clothes for when school starts back up
>tfw every time we go she makes me approach one of the female employees and ask them some questions as "practice"
This happens every few months. Last time I wound up going full autist and rambling on about my favorite sodas because one of the shirts my mom picked out had the Dr. Pepper logo on it.
I really hope that girl doesn't work there anymore.
>>29208041
I have my own place but my mum invites me round for dinner once a week. Shit's cash because she cooks shit for a whole family that isn't usually viable for me in terms of wasting ingredients.
Cooking for one is upsettingly limiting.
Dinner with mum is the best.
>shopping clothes with parents
>see some old classmates shopping clothes, alone, independently without parents
>>29208443
Every time.
>tfw leave line and mom wonders why you lost the place
>>29208487
yep, but my mother and sisters like having me around since my father is gone on business most of the year.
i'm a big guy.
>>29208537
>>29208508
>>29208443
>>29208351
>>29208317
>>29208288
Why do you guys shop with your parents?
Is it an American thing because you need to drive to go shopping?
>>29208537
I immediately do a 360 and leave the building if I see anyone I know from high school there.
The very thought of someone seeing how much of a loser I've become is chilling.
>tell mom I need new t-shirts
>she buys a bunch of t-shirts with edgy skull and flame prints because she knows "I'm into that kind of stuff"
She's been buying them since I was 13, I'm in my early 20s now. I thought they were cool when I was 13, but now they're just embarrassing to wear.
>>29208561
>yep, but my mother and sisters like having me around
>older sister takes me clothes shopping because parents are too busy
>hope that everybody thinks she's my gf
>go shopping with parents
>walk few steps behind my parents so that people would think I'm there by myself
>>29208569
Because I can't go out on my own clothes shopping or anywhere really. I would never buy clothes and just wear the same ones for years.
>>29208606
>not just making her your girlfriend
You're a terrible brother
>gf wants to go out shopping
>get a raging erection in the women's underwear section
>have hold the basket weird over my groin
>>29208041
>still living with parents
Oh, you frogposters are so cute. Why not get a real job and live on your own? Is it because the /r9k/ wagecuck meme has you afraid of becoming a real man? Do you still need mommy for support?
>>29208632
>implying she would want to be with me
>>29208606
>take 14yo sister shopping
>she is quite tall and dresses well
>everybody gives me death stares because I'm 25 and they think I'm dating her
>>29208569
dafuq am i suppose to get money from, when i sit on my ass all day
>tfw no loving British milf mom
>>29208586
THIS
i'm 24 years old and for my birthday my mom got me a bunch of edgelord shirts like one that looks like the joker's purple suit
she made me wear them to my fucking classes because she drives me and doesn't like the clothes I usually wear (plain color ones)
>>29208646
Yeah, sounds terrible to have a sibling that doesn't like you
>>29208642
>why not waste money on rent?
>just move out of your family home and spend far more than you really have to!
Fucking normies, man
>>29208642
support me mommy!!! let me sucky sucky milky milky!!!!
>>29208288
>Jeans
was this in 2006 anon?
>>29208661
Fucking kek this is what my mum does too. She has it in her head that they're really cool
>>29208661
>i'm 24 years old
>my mom [...] made me wear them
>>29208569
i guess some of them don't have there own cars.
>>29208642
>yess goyim everyone needs an entire house for himself it's not like multigenerational dwellings have been the norm since the dawn of time just sign here for your 30 year mortgage
>>29208686
what the fuck do you wear
>tfw prefer to eat alone instead of with mommy because I can take as much time as I need instead of having her sit there and messing with her phone while talking at me
>>29208132
My wife works full time, pays all the bills, bought the house, both cars, all the furniture etc etc... while I go to school full time and watch our son.
She is my mommy wife, get on my level.
>>29208787
dress pants
>>29208699
i don't know why she buys this shit. for some reason she thinks i'm obsessed with the joker so literally half of my shirts are joker themed.
>>29208730
she wouldn't let me in the car until I changed into one of the shirts she bought me.
>>29208621
iktf anon, lord oh lord iktf
>tfw getting picked up early from school by mum and walking in front of her
>>29208787
>He only knows what jeans are
are you wearing a pair of trendy stone wash jeans right now?
or you wearing slimfits with that horrible sand wear on the groin
My grandma is taking me to lunch and movie next Monday. I enjoy it very much and anyone who thinks lesser of me can fuck off nana only has a few good years left
I like shopping with mom because it makes me feel less vulnerable than I do while alone because she can do the shopping while I keep a lookout. I also notice people treat me better when I'm with a female because it implies I have social value.
>>29208884
Right now I am wearing shorts.
>>29208653
In a descending order of seed money required
>day trading
>reselling junk online
>online poker
>camwhoring
>surveys
>freelancing (you can do menial shit for money online, like renaming files or proofreading)
>>29208041
There's nothing wrong with going out to lunch or dinner with your parents
There's a problem when you're 20+ years old and still live with them though
>>29208938
she probably would have liked seeing you get married instead
>>29208810
I wish I was attractive enough for a woman to support me
>>29208972
They know it's your mom, m8.
Unless you were a teenage pregnancy.
>>29208978
they are not camo are they
it is a mom says she will do something for you or take you somewhere later epsiode
>tfw she never does it 'later'
and this is one of the reasons on here.
>>29208988
Well I'm 20 so marriage isn't something that is common this early in life
>>29208997
I was a teenage pregnancy
But as someone who has spent a lot of their life alone in situations I can tell you people will be kinder towards you even if you're with mommy than they do if you're alone. Loners are seen as undesirables who have nobody to love them and normals instinctively jump in to stomp on you.
>>29208986
Yes because there's affordable housing these days right?
>>29208972
>people treat you better when you're a grown man shopping with his mom
Yeah, because they realize you're "special".
you cunts are lucky you have parents that care about you enough to take you out desu
>>29208988
Old people LOVE being alone and watching others live their youth, right?
>>29208810
I'm about as close to you as this. only thing I don't do is school (though I should) nor do I have a child but she literally does everything and is cleaning the house right now while I am laying in bed talking to you. feels bretty gud
>>29208838
>Wearing dress pants all the time
>>29208884
>Thinking Jeans are bad
>>29209028
>expecting your first apt to be a penthouse
Normal people start with a dorm room. Does your mommy do your laundry too?
>>29209052
>dresses like its pre-2010
>w..why can't I get a gf and have to go shopping with my mom
>>29209002
they are a greyish blue
>>29209052
>not wearing slacks all the time
What are you, working class?
>>29209035
She just lost her husband of 50 years so me taking her to lunch makes her incredibly happy
>>29209066
>Dorm room
That's great if you can afford university.
>>29209073
Jeans are incredibly common. You're an autistic shut in who gets advice from /fa/ no doubt.
>>29209088
You're literally fedora tier
>>29209127
>living in a 3rd world shithole where you need to pay for uni
>>29209026
True. The funny thing is, if an awkward guy goes shopping with his mom, then he's a manchild but people don't fuck with him to his face.
Without mommy, he's a creepy loner rapist.
>>29208288
>tfw malls are 80% for females
>>29209143
I live in the UK so yes.
>>29209138
I'm a non-religious gnostic theist. Checkmate.
I like going out with my mom. Maybe once a month she wants to meet up, offer something to eat outside and talk about whats up.
My mom is pretty nice and I do enjoy spending time with her from time to time.
>>29209148
they go easy on your mom because of the burden she carries
>>29209148
It's better to be seen as the creepy drugged up psycho than a manchild.
>>29209150
The 20% are their sugar daddies.
I work somewhat high-end retail and it's absolutely disgusting when women go shopping. Not only do they buy crap they don't need as a hobby, you can always tell when it's Daddy or Hubby's money. The worst is when Sugar Daddy is with them and they act like literal children, pouting until they get what they want.
What's the problem with going out with your parents? 23 yo and I go out with my parents on a weekly basis.
>>29209042
I cook, do laundry, do the dishes and clean up (mostly preliminary). We hire a cleaner once a month to deep clean. I don't get out of housewife chores, but my life is fairly comfy. I spend a lot of time playing vidyas and shooting hoops in the backyard.
>>29209138
never been to /fa/
actually try going clothes shopping and you will find jeans in their own small section , it only gets a little bigger during winter
>>29209028
There is if you have a job that involves more than flipped burgers
>>29209293
People are judging you. When they see a grown man going out alone with his parents, they assume that he is a manchild who not only can't take care of himself but doesn't have anyone to socialize with except his parents. It doesn't matter if this is true or not, that's what people assume at first glance.
If you don't care about being judged, it doesn't matter.
>>29209428
If I have a job of any kind full time i deserve my own place
>>29209436
>spending quality time with your parents is being a manchild
you really dont get out much
>>29209479
Not if it's a job that can be done by 14 year olds
>>29209479
If you're spending your time at a job that can't get you a place to live? No, no you don't,
>>29209436
you can really tell who the insecure projecting manchildren are in these thread lmfao
nobody really gives a fuck if you're with your parents in public, most people don't even notice
>>29209293
>10 years ago
>be 18
>lost a shit ton of weight, was around 50lb
>no friends
>clothes don't fit
>look like a hip ho artist
>mom wants to take me shopping
>get some fitted clothes wear them out the first shop
>mom goes off
>girl approaches me who is shopping with her friends
>starts flirting and we hit it off a little
>mom comes back doing the mom thing and putting clothes on you
>girl looks awkward and and quickly bails
>take mom with me shopping
>she only buys me the brand she like witch look awful
>>29209565
my mom would just constantly buy me green or brown clothes
>>29208041
>tfw hiding my powerlevel all my life
>mom thinks I am the nicest gentleman and thinks I should marry a nice girl
>mom wants to take me out for dinner for my birthday just like the good old days
>feel too guilty to refuse
>arrive at the favourite place of my innocent childhood
>mom got a salad and tells me to get anything I like
>sit down with an order of chicken strips, a coke and fries
>mom keeps pointing towards girls that are looking and giggling towards me
>peeks prodding me to go towards them and introduce myself well knowing they are laughing at me
>my mom is completely oblivious to how much of a joke I am and how I will never give her the grandchildren she wants
>she is disappointed I did not approach the girl that obviously liked me because that is how nice girls acted like back in her day
>cry myself to sleep that night
>>29209293
Makes you look like you still depend on your parents or that your parents don't trust you to do things on your own. Parents monitor your purchases when you are a kid to make sure you aren't buying something stupid. You should be able to buy a pair of pants by yourself.
mfw am 23 year old and i never buy clothes by myself. i either shop with my mom or she just buys shit for me i dont care
>>29209612
She knows exactly what she is doing. You are being mocked and humiliated by your own mother. What a fucking whore.
>>29209729
Any opportunity for free shit is an opportunity I'll take. That being said I buy my own clothes because I'm a big boy.
>>29209849
If it's gift shopping, then cool. But if mom is deciding what style of clothes you are allowed to wear and she's pressing clothes against your body to see if it fits. Or if she's doing that crotch thing where she touches the zipper area to see if it's tight. Then that is bad.
I have to buy a lot of stuff next week. New glasses, clothes, shoes.
Thinking of buying pic related and I can get shoes online too to minimize social interaction. Then I only have to see one person when I go get glasses.
>>29209887
>she's doing that crotch thing where she touches the zipper area to see if it's tight
Imagining anon and his mom going clothes shopping almost makes me cringe.
But if I picture them both as cute anime characters in the same scenario, my heart almost explodes from adorable-overload.
>>29209974
It's because 3D is PD
>>29209927
She does it to make sure you have crotch room so that when you stretch or sit down you are not going to get a wedgie.
>>29210014
What the fuck? How can she know that from touching the zipper?
>be perpetual poorfag because college then med school
>parents always giving me money, taking me shopping, buying dinners at restaurants
27yo and idgaf
>need new clothes
>go to nearest haberdashery
>pick out some items
>get ready to leave
>realize i need to stand in line and deal with the cashier
>did not previously anticipate this
>don't know what to do
>start walking around with my hand basket pretending to browse
>feel like people are staring at me
>go to back of store were less people are
>see the stockroom is open
>nobody in there
>walk in and then out the staff entrance
>speed walk to the bus stop with my hand basket
>get home and mom asks why my clothes are still in the basket
>"th-they were having a sale!"
never again
>>29210042
there is going to be a big hole in your life when they go
you would probably be weird enough now to be the 50 year old guy who gets cared assistance with them
>>29210047
>haberdashery
ok
>>29209918
I might do the same
If I go out I will just buy a pack of black t-shirts
all I own is is black t-shirts
>>29210114
Me too, I only have white t shirts for summer
The difference is quite surprising
>>29210036
By pressing her hand against the zipper area and seeing how it presses against your crotch. Like she cups the area between the legs, but the side of where the zipper is.
>>29210165
What if the pants are too tight and she squeeze your balls? Sounds scary.
>>29210165
She's just feeling you up.
>>29210165
that's lewd
why do you let her do it? do you like it?
>>29210165
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fTzEybULzRg
>>29210353
Skip to 1:02
>not ordering all your clothes off of h&m
>not realizing its all dirt cheap and fashionable
>>29209565
>witch look awful
she's ur mum ffs show some respect
For about the last 10 years, the roles have switched. I have to lend mom money, take her out to dinner, make sure she gets to Florida ok.
Still feel like I'm not ready for this.
>>29208128
>and then he said "I think God is real"
>ohhhhahhahaaahahahaooohhohohohohaha
>>29210418
are you a 50 year old new york jew, mate?
>>29209073
Whole world went to shit in 08
Fuck you
>>29209825
Holy shit dude super fucked up don't know why I keked
Whenever I plan to go anywhere and my mom asks she always tries to go with me. I'm not sure if it's because she doesn't like doing things by herself or she just doesn't have any hobbies but sometimes it makes me feel bad to tell her no.
>"My hairbrush handle broke, I'm going to buy a new one"
>"Ok anon if you want to do that today I'll be ready in 15 minutes"
>drop instrument off at music store for repairs
>need to pick it up, tell her I'm leaving
>"wait anon I'll go with you"
>"I'm just getting my clarinet mom"
>"b-but is there anything else there we could go to down there?"
>>29210447
32 yo good boy
>>29210544
Sounds like you need to look at >>29209927
>>29210544
>>"My hairbrush handle broke, I'm going to buy a new one"
Are you a girl? Did you break it by ramming it into your pussy?
>>29209544
I specifically seek out oddshots in public and post them on my blog that I will not link but it has a dedicated following and they all laugh.
>>29208132
Why are you in /r9k/ you normie scum?
>>29208648
>I'm 25 and they think I'm dating her
So why arent you?
>>29210544
i really really really liked that pic.i love the character design so beautiful
>>29208132
Yeah r9k is the right place to share this
>>29209529
What kind of retard logic is this? The minimum wage was meant to be able to support a family. If you think people working 40 hours a week deserve to live in poverty because you don't think what they do has value, you are a shitcunt and what is wrong with this country. Yes I mad
>>29209073
Hahahhaha what a fucking fedora wearing autist you are. Fuck man.
>>29208091
This. I like having lunch with family and catching up. I don't get how a good relationship with your parents is something to be ashamed of.
>>29210680
If that's true, that activity is sadder than any of the possible things you could be posting.
>>29210714
>>29210847
take me off r9k bro, bet you ain't got hands
>>29208308
>tfw that means you became as fat as your dad
>>29208288
>When dad puts his fingers in your waistband to test the fit because
I find it enjoyable, we go out to eat and I don't have to pay, what's not to like about that? usually we go out for breakfast/brunch, mostly to Whole Foods but sometimes to a diner type place (though my dad and stepmum are more into that)
>>29208569
Yeah it saves on gas for their mobility scooters if they ride the same one
none of the opinions in this thread are relevant, because no one here is older than 20 years old
>>29211281
Thank you for your lovely input.
I live 2000 miles from my parents, and though it is by choice I definitely wish I could go out to eat with my parents more. I think about how one day they will die and I will never get the chance to eat with them again. But my brothers both still live at home and I think it would drive my parents insane if they didn't have me leave the nest.
>>29208443
I can't be textless.
>>29211281
I'm 24 anon
>tfw can't post in 25+ threads yet
>>29208041
>the old Xbox live logo
I never asked for these nostalgic feels
>>29208288
>>29208537
>buy clothes online from china at dirt-cheap prices
>dont have to leave the house
>mfw
>>29208773
That's right blaim the jews as if their the source of all ills
>>29208988
Wow that was mean lol
>>29208810
This is me, except replace "wife" with "mom", and also we don't have a son.
>go with mom for shopping
>she starts walking to the female underwear alley
>>29208537
>Have to get new glasses, which happens like once every two years, mom is accompanying me
>Clerk is a female classmate from middle school
>Asks what I'm doing with my life
>>29211519
Goos Goy. Blx.
>>29208041
>I have the same shirt
Good thing I haven't worn it in public in years
>>29208041
>tfw its a "your parents drag you out of your room and do their best to shit on you constantly" day
>>29209612
That's awful if it's true, I'm sorry anon.
Hopefully you'll find your nice girl one day.
>>29208569
I have crippling social anxiety and won't leave the house unless they threaten to throw me out and follow me there. I don't hate them for it except in the moment. I really need new clothes.
>>29208606
>tfw any time I'm in public with my step sister people think we're bf and gf
>tfw I fantasize about cumming in her butthole and then she makes me breakfast food
>>29212385
>tfw your parents says "just be confident, you can make it" all day.
Is it weird to hang out with your family a lot?
>going to see Warcraft movie with big sister today
>weekly saturday night family dinner at restaurant after
>>29212578
>having big sister
Must be nice, all i have is normie younger brother
>>29212578Sounds like she wants it
>>29212599
>>29212603
None of us are gay, sorry friends.
>>29212578
Be happy dude, you've got something special going for you there.
>>29212627
There is nothing gay about love between siblings
>>29212578
You have no idea how fucking lucky you are anon.
>>29212627
It's not gay if it's between sisters.
>>29212578
Probably not.
It's pretty nice. The only bad thing is that they can be pretty opinionated on what they think you should do with your life.
>>29208938
Fuck
>Grandpa died a couple of months ago
>He was in and out of the hospital for the last few years, and Grandma was his caretaker.
>According to Mom, Grandma doesn't know what to do with herself at the moment, and is alone in their house
>I just hope my Uncle and Mom have been keeping her company enough
I really need to visit her when I get back into town.
>>29209546
Man why do moms do this shit?
>be me going out with some qt at mc dicks
>chilling enjoying fries and shit
>Dad walks in sees me walks back out
>Get home who was that girl anon?
>I didn't even notice he was in mcdicks
>Oh some girl I met on the bus the other day she works in a shop behind the metal shop I work in
>Good job son I hope it works out.
Moms man it's like they don't want grand kids.
