>June 9th 2010 best friend died of cancer
>June 11th 2011 stabbed in subway
>June 12th 2012 mom died in accident
>June 10th 2013 brother overdosed on bday
>June 11th 2014 only gf cheats
>June 11th 2015 dog put down
>June 11th 2016 pure girl I'd followed for a decade dies by the hands of autists
I'm officially broken, convince me not to jump robots
>>29207864
Maybe you should start sleeping in on June 11ths.
Just an idea.
Just jump, it seems that you'll do it whether we convince you or not.
>>29207864
What girl? Wanna tell us about her?
>>29207864
You're running out of things to go wrong. Should be plain sailing in a few years.
>>29207864
>June 11th 2011 stabbed in subway
Go on anon.
>>29208010
>go to subway
>order footlong
>pulls out footlong dagger
>stabs me
>>29207864
Stories for 2010, 2011, 2014 and 2016 please?
>>29208022
I ate subway before it happened actually, was riding when this jibbering homeless man started slashing at us with a pocket knife.
>>29208053
in 2014 she slept with my coworker, kicked her out and burned some possessions of hers. In 2016 the news is everywhere.
>>29207864
>Stabbed in subway
And people ask me why I carry a gun
>>29207864
Damn dude, my birthday is not very kind to you
>>29207864
>pure girl
Who? That singer who mocked trump on her twitter?
Christina grimmie?
She has scene hair. Can't wait to find out what happens next year OP
>gf
fascinating, normie. you can go back to facebook now.
>>29207864
It's magic dude. The universe isn't material it's mental. You weave your own destiny through belief, consciously or subconsciously.
>>29207864
You have to make the world pay before you go
>>29207999
I think he's talking about the singer who was shot last night
>>29207864
>June 11th 2015 dog put down
At least you had a dog.
>>29207864
>girl
>pure
Kek. All women are whores.