NEETs of /r9k/, have you ever intentionally messed with a wageslave like in pic related?
>>29207769
Ebin picture, saved
I claimed a city and reign over them like a god taking pleasure in the howls and cries begging for mercy from all the wagecucks below.
>>29207769
It's illegal to cycle on the roads in my country
>>29207906
What country is that?
Holland maybe? I hear in Holland they have designated cycling streets.
>>29207769
In McDonalds yes.
I tell them with a smile on my face, "enjoying work?"
It looks like they're about to break down and cry everytime.
As a retail wageslave, please don't fuck with us. In all honesty we hate our lives to no end and wish we had the strength to go for the high score every single day. I was NEET for a couple years and it's a million times better than working.
>>29207983
I'll only spare you if you can subtlely show your robot status in public somehow. Otherwise, you'll be mercilessly harrased like the rest of the normie wageslaves.
Typical American:
"Obstructing traffic is a crime. You have to share the road I pay for manchild. My wife has your picture and we'll be reporting you!"
Enlightened NEET Society:
"Thanks for using a bike. I'm breathing alot better."
>>29207983
>Go to Target
>Always asking the shoppies where things are even if its obvious
>Use the shopcucks as my personal retail assistance
>Complain that the storeslaves were rude to me
Don't like it? Get a real job!
>>29208021
You just have to look at me and you'll know.
>>29208054
>get a real job
I wish I could. I'm stuck here until my body gives out or I snap. Only thing I have going for me is that I can't be fired. I literally do 80% of the work for my department and my two bosses know this.
>>29207963
I was kicked out by the manager for doing that and they kept my money. All of them laughed.
>>29207963
Madman I'm trying that next time I go Maccies
>>29208134
Don't. They kicked me out for doing it
Nearly got beat up by the normie customers too
>>29208086
>>29207769
I pressed the red light button without crossing the street once.
I'm a car driving NEET and I fucking hate bicyclists
>be me
>driving on empty road
>quite late
>see one person approaching
>beep my loud ass horn
>see them jump
who /bathroom bamboozler/ here?
>get big ass fuck off balls of toilet paper and soak them in the sink
>throw them at the ceiling and let them dry so the stupid normie janitor has to get on a stepladder and break them off
>bring food into the bathroom
>stuff it into the sink drain and then rock a gigantic blaster piss into it and fill it up
have fun cleaning that one, janny boy :)
oh, and one more
>take a shit on the floor near the entrance
>open and close the door a bunch on my way out so it smears the shit all over the floor
stupid fucking janitors :)
>>29208185
are you talking about a crosswalk button? in the US those don't actually do anything.
>>29208244
>using any bathroom other than your own
My bladder & bowels can contain themselves for 9+ hours after 2 decades of training. People used to do that shit in elementary school and got the bathroom shut down.
>>29208290
of course, public bathrooms are nasty, and i make them nastier :)
but there's something liberating about shitting in a sink, knowing some normie is loathing his existence with every fiber of his being while cleaning your big boy mess
hehe!
>>29208311
ever pissed inside the hand towel dispenser? it means people have to wipe with wet and pissy tissues hehe
>>29208432
doing that on my next excursion, thank you anon :)
i might super glue the toilet seats up so other boys have to put their bums on the dirty toilet bowls!
X(
>>29208311
Fucking kill yourself, holy shit.
>actually typing like that
>>29207927
We have designated cycling streets yea but in cities like Amsterdam we like to do the same as in op's pic.
>>29208535
clean up my SHIT!!!!!!!
>That feel when the guy who makes public toilets nasty is you
I piss on walls, I shit on the floor, I clog toilets, I never flush, I leave taps on and clog urinals and toilets with wet toilet paper. I'm a super hygenic person but when it comes to the public toilets I turn into an animal.
What's your toilet song, bros? Here's mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS044oOSq94
Share, rate and rec toilet songs!
Why are NEET threads so good?
My job requires me to put people on hold forever and also to trick them into half hour phone conversations.
At first I felt bad about it but now it feels so good. Especially when you can feel them squirm.
>>29207769
This never gets old
>>29207882
Fucking kek
>>29208625
Why are you such a faggot? Minimum wagecucks have to add cleaning up your awful mess on top of their other duties. Fuck you, I hope someone trashes your bathroom and leaves you to clean it up.
>>29208858
>caring about wagecucks
he's just giving them an incentive to free themselves from their wagecuck existence
>>29208625
i pull my dick taut and piss onto the cieling, or into other stalls. ive pissed on chad this way before.
>>29208086
they kept your money? you mean after you bought food from them.
>>29207769
Thiskind of act is unfamiliar to me.
>>29207769
I can't help but smirk when I do that, it feels so good.
