My birthday is in 3 hours 39 minutes /r9k/.
How should I celebrate it?
you should an hero
original comment
Bake yourself some cookies m8. I got my grandmother's recipe if you're interested, it's better than anything you'd be able to find
>>29207528
Have your mom take a picture of you with your cake
I really like those pictures and want to collect them
Get fucked up enough to not remember it.
>>29207597
Can I make it with just a frying pan? There's no oven or microwave here.
>>29207600
I live by myself man
>>29207528
Post ya dick, on the tip of itmake it look like a cake
>>29207528
Take a pic ass naked and post it, we need more sad BDAY pics
>>29207623
This is what I usually do.
>>29207624
Are you dockbro? If not, where do you live?
>>29207685
I live in Indonesia
>>29207639
>>29207659
I don't think I want to take pictures.
What do you want a fat asian with a small dick picture for :^(
>>29207623
>>29207678
This I can do.
I don't usually get drunk so it will be new at least...
>>29207528
Hire a bowling alley for seven hours straight all by yourself and work on your throw.
>>29207719
Shit yes senpai, POST PICTURE NAKED we can add it to sad BDAY
>>29207719
Did you ever read about that fat 2 year old who chained smoked 2 to 3 packs of cigs a day cuz his parents were faggots?
>>29207719
Sounds like a dump where you live, I am comfy in the states senpai, I bet with my retired incom I could live like a king there, what would 5.2k U.S a month after taxes get me in a place where you live?
>>29207528
Happy BDAY faggot, you could always play vanilla wow
>>29207528
You play on a comp in a shack?
>>29207528
Buy a male hooker and let him fug you up the ass
>>29207759
Is this a thing?
Can I see who else have joined in?
>>29207775
Nope. But sounds entirely possible around here.
>>29207800
Well I can live off for just about $225 each month including rent. So 5,2k can get you high grade restaurant foods 4 - 5 times a week, or buy a car in 2 months.
>>29207815
>>29207874
t-thanks
>>29207852
Ofc not. I'm in a student housing by the side of the town since I graduated 2 years ago and never found a job.
>>29207943
I would consider moving to a dif country for a bit but I like my head on my shoukders and not a fan of being kidnapped
>>29207943
Get yourself a job for your birthday. Best present ever.
Just amplifies the pain when you get inevitably fired because you're a fuckin autist robot.
Just treat it like any other day.
Fuck all holidays. Just an excuse to get stressed out or feel bad for no reason.
>>29207528
You should celebrate it with a BANG!
>>29207943
Itripledog dare you to go over to your neighbors and make freinds
>>29208372
Throw an absolute BANGER!
>>29207528
Hey its my birthday too!
Happy birthday anon :)
>>29207528
Happy Birthday Faggot!
My birthday is on 12 June too..
>>29208408
Happy Birthday friendly faggot
>>29208408
>>29208416
>>29208442
Happy birthday too anon
have a good birthday anon <3
At least my game gave me something good just now ;_;
>>29209363
Hey man where is the fackin named pic at? At least show me what ya room or house looks like
>>29207528
>drink wine
>look at pictures of yourself as a child
>cry
>>29207528
Whats ya eating today OP happy bday you fat faggot
>>29207528
You live in a shit hole, go buy some 3rd world hookers and fuck them M8, I'm sure they even have shemales who would fuck you if you are a massive faggot
>>29209954
I was just ordering some midnight McD. They have a new menu, Morrocan burger or something.
>>29209934
Maybe I'll take a pic. Hold on like 15 minutes.
>>29209987
There's actually a shemale hooker place close to my place right now. But I'm not really that into sex.
Tried it one time with a hooker.
It was one of the worst moments of my life.
>>29207943
Hmm 300 thats it? So for what I make I could pretty much own slaves and have 5 whores in my house at all times, I could prob abuse them too
>>29210013
I was just reading about your MCd menu pretty cool, I bet you fuckers have some good food, how old you turning M8? Also what happened w8ith the hooker?
>>29210013
What you do for job or NEET? Show us what your place and view outside isnlike also any food I'm curious senpai
>>29209934
>>29210062
I literally have no idea how to take a selfie. So here's a picture of my room instead. It's pretty small, but just enough for me.
>>29210021
Yeah life cost is pretty low around here.
>>29210037
Turning 25 this year. Just graduated college, with a Civil Engineering degree 2 years ago.
Well I was stressed about my family and my thesis back then, so I decided I wanted to do something stupid. Why not a hooker, I thought.
I didn't have a lot of friends, so I looked up places on the internet and found one. It was a sex shop disguised as a massage parlor.
So I went in, talk to the pimp for a few minutes...then pick a girl. Then we walked to the room. It was quite awkward since neither of us know what to do. She seems like she was new and I'm also clueless as to what to do or even talk about. I told her let's just get to the sex part.
So we strip naked and do it. It really wasn't as people hyped it to. I wasn't feeling any excitement or anything, hell my dick even went limp after like 3 minutes. Then I pulled it out and told her to just jerk it off. That was it. Paid her 250k rupiah, and went home.
On the way home I started to think what she had gone through to have to sell herself and depressing shits like that.
I ended up feeling more depressed than before going to that place.
Some anon told me it might be because her vagina was too loose for my small dick, or I just need to find the right partner for it.
Who knows, right?
>>29210325
Ha g on M8 lemme read was in the shower, taking a poop right now I have been eating healthy and being active lost 10 pounds in a week you hop on senpai
>>29210325
Jesus that sounds depressing with a hooker man, proh anxiety IDK never been with a hooker what are you doing today on bday? Eat something good, also thats insane man you bought a hooker for maybe less then 20 USD lmao in states you could do that but get HIV from a drug addict thats ugly and old as fuck
Food finally arrived. Delivery guy was lost trying to find this house. Took him 1 hour before finally decided to call me. Time to eat and watch my comfy animuTanaka kun
>>29210792
Good luck on that diet senpai
>>29210862
I'm probably just gonna order some pizza, nothing too wild or anything.
Our hookers are pretty cheap huh? There are actually pricier ones, like 100 USD which also have better looking girls (they said). But I'm not gonna bother with a good one as my first time, you know.
