This is what normies do right?
>>29207275
you doing well senpai
>>29207275
Pls be vagabond
Also you are doing good
cant wait for the spaghetti
>>29207294
The one and only. Still waiting for a response though.
Got chewed out by my boss this morning. Feels bad.
I had to rat on a coworker who fucked up. I tried to cover him, but he wouldn't pick up his damn phone. I'm pretty sure I just cost him his job. It sucks.
Hello op
I will be watching this thread
On the bright side, I get to bring my gf in to work with me tonight. I haven't seen her in weeks since she's been away on a pre med trip. That'll be nice. The only downside is I won't be able to level up in Overwatch tonight at work.
>>29207312
if you're on r9k, these girls are way out of your league.
drop your expectations by 3 points if you want results tbqh
I wish I didn't have to stay at my moms when I'm on this side of the state for work. She's completely nuts.
What do you guys think of Bethany?
>>29207349
> i've been awake
why would you write this?
>>29207349
>tripfag
>loneliest vagabond
>has job
>has gj
>on tinder
why don't you go fuck yourself?
>>29207362
>not knowing about the troll master of tinder
>>29207349
I forgot what your job was
>>29207362
Anythings possible when you're Chad.
>>29207381
See above.
>>29207388
I belong here more than you'd think.
>>29207389
I work at an assisted living home, third shift. You might see me post about it pretty often with no replies. I wish people would ask me about my job more. It really is a sweet job aside from having a bipolar boss.
>>29207425
kek
you fucked it up m8
>>29207425
What does your gf look like? Also you could catfish your boss
>>29207329
>I've been awake.
Why does that seem so creepy?
>>29207473
I think she looks like a thick version of Jennifer Lawrence. She's not fat, literally just thick in the body type. I like that kind of body type. She's been trying to get skinnier though because she's insecure about it. I have mixed feelings. She's half Belgian half german.
She's also a god tier gf for a robot. Someday I want to write a guide for how to get this kind of gf as a robot. It took a little bit of fine tuning.
>>29207340
Anonymous reporting in as well.
Keep me updated.
>>29207275
Why are you sending them so boring and generic shit?
What's the point of holding a boring as fuck conversation with strangers?
>>29207517
>Ohmygod you're so damn pushy
R U D E
Are you gonna let her talk to you like that?
>>29207517
How did you meet her, vagabondpai?
give her the cock son
>>29207544
That's a secret.
All I will say is that I've taken time in fine tuning her to be the perfect gf, ala stepford wives. She could very well be reading this, since I introduced her to 4chan and even let her participate in my threads before, but I will say that with the proper tools and mindset, women CAN be domesticated.
>>29207517
You sure as hell didn't get your gf with the texts you're sending Bethany...
>>29207567
Forgot the pic. I never like to post without a pic.
>>29207517
Tell her the only thing you push is rope
>>29207567
Wew, vagapai
>tfw no thicc premed gf
Good threads, btw. Keep it up.
I hate how since I've been doing these in the mornings girls don't reply as often
>>29207275
The correct way to say it would be "Hey, cutie."
Grammar is very important in online dating.
>>29207579
You seriously should stop being so obvious and so direct. Why don't you start talking about any other thing and then throw the rod little by little?
Do you know those girls? As it is a Tinder conversation I assume you don't, so you should start not being so obvious.
It's like roasties somehow become smarter during the AM
>le xD i was just pretending
Holy fuck this is pure cringe on texting but then again this is r9k kek
>>29207880
kys newfaggot
>>29207912
xDDDD ebin m8 where was my rope again? i can't find it
>>29207935
now this is pure cringe
I tried going on the Anna account but even that's not getting responses right now
Roasties piss me off famtbh
Nothing like some good old fashioned anna.
I need to drink more desu. Why are normies so lame?
If anyone's here, please bump my thread senpai
>>29208023
Average roastie and shit for orginality
Watch him give me his number
>>29208175
God damn it, why didn't you play along
>>29207425
I'm premed and was trying to work at one of these. Do you need experience? Can you chill on your phone at all or is it constant ass washing?
>>29208199
I don't roll that way senpai
>>29208231
IeIeI
>>29208230
I worked at McDonalds before this. I had a lucky break with a connection though.
Never had to wash an ass in my life. I work at a place for traumatic brain injury patients. I spend 95% of my shift playing video games on a flat screen TV. The most work I've had to do was help a patient wipe out a spot where they spilt nail Polish on the carpet, and I just did that as a favor. It's a god tier job.
>>29208287
You lucky prick that's my dream job and I could spin up some bullshit for my resume with it
>>29208287
Do you have some kind of mental problems or why are you so evil?
>>29208341
It's amazing. I spent all of last night playing Overwatch online. It was great. I'll most likely fuck my gf at work tonight and get paid for it. It's a dream job.
>>29208350
What makes you think I'm evil?
No tbhtbothatsmyho
>>29208415
Eugh, I can already predict what he's going to say next
>>29208469
"there's a first time for everything"
>>29208469
Shit he's onto me fuck
While we wait for good responses check this out
Why is my gf so cute tbo
Is he right? Nothing wrong with that tbo
>>29208552
Don't remind me of my crippling loneliness
>>29208567
Go into detail about it, make him feel inferior to the big black men fucking all his women
>>29208576
I can't help it. My gf is a cute. CUTE!
>>29208601
The most predictable response of the century
And I don't believe you, post pics of her you slut
>>29208618
I won't post pics of myself here. What makes you think I'd ever post pics of anyone I care about here?
Tbh I'm really excited to see my gf again. It's really been awhile.
What does he mean by this tbo
>>29208552
>tfw havent seen my gf in 2 weeks
>tfw I wanted her to come to a party with me to hang out with me and my friends
>her faggot best friend is forcing her to go with him to a party with his faggot friends
Having a girlfriend with a gay best friend is fucking annoying.
>inb4 not actually gay.
I've met him, he's a queen.
>>29208552
>Pffff not worried
Hnnnnnng
>>29208644
Yeah, blow it out your ass pal
>>29207567
>That's a secret
Really dude?
inb4 Vega is a pedo
>>29208692
A gay guy will have sex with her just to assert his dominance over your pleb hetero ass.
He won't like it, but he knows he can easily do it so he will.
>>29208692
I grew up with a gay best friend. I think it helped me redpill myself on women faster than most. Being a girls friend is truly a terrifying experience. You don't realize just how awful and slutty most women are until you're good friends with them
Although, my ex had a gay best friend and he was nice to me and always invited me to do stuff while we were together, like play old N64 games, but he wouldn't even acknowledge me when I said hi to him on the street after me and my ex broke up. Fuck that guy.
>>29208758
My gf isn't a slut, I took her virginity and I'm the only guy she's ever been with. I'm really nice to all of her friends and they have no reason to think I'm a shitty person especially since I treat my gf the best I can. He's the only one that thinks she shouldn't be with me. It sucks but whatever, I have my own friends and my friends love her.
>>29208824
Gays are weird honestly. A lot of them are weird irrational people. I speak from experience. Don't take it to heart.
>>29208865
This guy has autism
>>29208758
>You don't realize just how awful and slutty most women are until you're good friends with them
Elaborate
Are there any good tells or red flags?
>>29208955
I couldn't tell you. Just assume every woman is garbage until domesticated. You would never know these girls were as slutty as they were
Bumping for great justice, you're doing God's work.
OP you're the chadfish right?
You should just say stupid beta shit like "I can't be on here too long, my mom gets mad" etc and see if you can still get numbers
>>29208990
Is this dude retarded?
What if you just play along though? Pretend you did... hehehe
>>29208865
I'd agree. Whilst it's cringey to say that you're "the good one" or the "sane one", I'm the only gay guy I know who doesn't listen to cringey emo shit like FoB, MCR, 21 Pilots etc.
>hey cutie
lol you're such a sexist faggot
>>29208363
how do I get a job like that?
>>29207349
and this is where it goes to shit.
>>29208990
Vagabond give us some more these are too fucking hilarious
>>29207329
"I too, have had this feeling of not sleeping anymore"
>>29207329
>i've been awake
that's some driver shit right there
>>29208118
Keep it going senpai
>>29208175
What does Anna look like?
Why are women so cruel tbo
Is this heresy tbo?
>>29212981
Honestly you should at least try to lead these chicks on a bit, instead of the outright cringe you usually do
Really expose these hoes ykwim?
You're in the wrong neighborhood mother fucker tbo
>>29213043
Droppeddesu familam
>>29213058
You'll see a little bit of everything in these threads
The search for M Bison continues
>>29213124
Youre somewhere on the east coast right vagabond?
>>29213173
That's right! I move around Michigan.
Edgy as fuck tbo
>>29213241
Got a buddy whose dad is from Flint
From what he's told me I'm surprised people don't just abandon the state
>>29213347
It's a miserable state, especially where I grew up. Flints the worst of the worst, but Detroits pretty damn shitty. I'd like to move away, but I don't know if I can. You ever see What's Eating Gilbert Grape? That's a sadly accurate portrayal of my life.
Worth mentioning that Michigan has a high robot population because of its shitty conditions.
I'm hungry but if I get up and my mom's home then I have to commit to staying up baka
Alana is waifu tier
Alana is cute! CUTE!
If anyone's here please bump the thread.
>>29213586
i got your back famalamadingdong
arigato kokoro
>tfw she's 21 and graduated from college and I'm going on 23 and have no idea when I'll ever graduate
There's nothing worse than people who have their lives together.
>>29213644
More Alana!
I want tohold her handso fucking hard
>>29213791
Alana is too busy for us...
>>29213818
Don't rude her and scare her away fampai
There's still hope, maybe she's just making sure the cookies she is baking don't burn.
Someone's cooking something downstairs but nobody wants to share baka
I think I might ask my gf to bring something over when she comes
QT status: DROPPED
>>29214073
I'd stillgently cuddle her while watching a scary movie
>>29214112
She's probably had at least 10 dicks in her tbo
>>29214073
>I bet you have to clean up a lot of things
>haha
what did you realistically expect from that?
>>29214134
The human mind is capable of blocking out a lot of bad things.
That being said if she isn't pure then I don't want none of that son. Only /pure/ can be /cute/
Also fuck you for making me reinstall tinder
Got a girl here, should I wife?
The moment of truth tbo
FUCKING
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>29214293
If you're a cuck, yes.
Spam detection bot won't leave me alone
>>29214415
She's a virgin so explain your reasoning
>>29214458
>She's a virgin
How do you know?
>>29214458
Is she black tbo?
I guarantee she's a complete roastie
>>29214490
Puerto Rican, but she's from Kansas so she doesn't act like the ones you typically see from florida and new York
Shes also got white and black in her
Why are women so shameless
>>29214511
she got you mate.
I can't wait to publish my guide on how to domesticate women. These feral ones are abominations
Please don't be mean, what has she done to deserve this?
>>29214468
There's no way to prove anybody is a virgin so I'm just going of the high probability
Been tight with her for a while and she even knows my family
We've had alot of deep talks stuff about sex and relationships and she is almost childlike when it comes to all that
Idk I'm 100% on this one man
>>29214408
IMPURE RRREEEEEEEEE
It didn't take long for me to uninstall tinder again.
'You will never be as important to me as my cats'
Actual quote
What's wrong with roasties today
FUCKING ROASTIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is this true guys tbo?
>6
>not a lot
Is this true?
>>29214670
Slut just means that she's fucked many males, not that she isn't worth anything
>>29214670
Yes. Unless we are talking about serious relationships, in which case she is the most wrong she could possibly be.
>>29214670
She hasn't unmatched you yet...
What picture are you using on that profile?
>>29214694
that bitch is a fucking roastie
>>29214670
You, you can't call yourself interesting. That's subjective on a case by case basis.
Confirmed roastie
>>29214694
Not a lot, still too much
>>29214694
6 is pretty slut-tier for a recent college graduate.
>>29214645
What a fucking bitch. I hate girls who say shit like that
Roastie roastie roastie tbo
>>29214756
>H-HE IS A SLUT SO THAT MEANS I'M NOT HAHA! :)
Call this roastie out on her bullshit.
>>29214768
Roasties are retarded tbo
>>29214756
Roastie btfo
Why is she comparing herself to her degenerate man whore Chad?
>>29214787
Tell her that no one will want to marry an impure slut like her, it will definitely cause some butthurt.
I don't even know what to think anymore tbo
>>29214670
>my value and worth has nothing to do with my vagina
FUCKING WRONG. That's the reason most men will approach you, is to have sex with you. That's their worth. At least in the beginning.
I lied when I said she was cute
This is too much for me tbo
>>29214869
Absolutely ruthless.
Alana on suicide watch
>>29214895
Doesn't she realise this is a BAIT
>>29214895
>I have my past
meme magic
>>29214895
Roastie completly BTFO
>>29214895
>the loneliest vagabond
>has a gf
>most likely has a close group of friends too
>>29214895
Deuteronomy 22:20-21
20 But if the thing is true, that evidence of virginity was not found in the young woman, 21 then they shall bring out the young woman to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death with stones
>>29214895
>Not even God is safe from the "it is all in my past" meme
We never really had a chance.
>>29214895
>it's a "protestacucks get to fully interpret the bible in the way they want and expect to be respected" episode
>>29214954
>stone her to death with stones
But that would kill her until she died
Women are shit tbotbo
>>29214628
>>29214537
>>29214293
Still want you guys input on this, I've got a real actual chance at tfw have gf
>>29214829
>>29214869
>>29214895
the verses in question only prohibit Christians from judging one another, because judging another person is attempting to supersede God's judgment
all kinds of sexual degeneracy is still prohibited and she's definitely in the red anyway, no matter if the person calling her out is wrong for doing so. It's frankly just shameful how little most self-proclaimed Christians know about the Bible
>>29214628
Just give up while you're ahead. Women are nothing but trouble and that's how it has always been. If you're the regretting type you'll end up hating yourself or something.
>>29215020
Man I fucking love your threads. Just wanted to show myoriginalappreciation.
>>29215020
I love you Vagabond, n-no homo
>>29215020
Clear your notifications wouldya
And put your damn phone on charge
I'm getting full blown triggered here
Why is tinder full of outdoorsy doof doof clubbing roasties? Where are all the neets that just wanna hang out and play vidya
Alana deleted me. What a degenerate.
this is what the normies actually do
how are they responding to this shit loneliest vagabond? are you ridiculously good looking, a celebrity or what
post profile please you can black bar your eyes
OP is so boss
>>29215425
More than likely 9/10+ to be doing this for fun
>>29215344
Why would NEETs be on tinder
>>29215373
Aubrey to wipe away the sins of Alana 2016
>>29215539
Neets don't go outside so a convenient phone app would make the most sense to look for other neets.
I don't understand why all these clubbing roasties are on tinder. Aren't they always outside on weekends trying to con beta orbiters into buying them drinks?
>>29215759
>Neets don't go outside
I don't think you know what a NEET is.
>>29215845
A neet that enjoys going outside is just a normie in disguise.
>>29215425
>>29215491
Summer has come in full force.
>>29207275
Your conversations are boring.
"hey cutie" is a bad opener. Show some interest
>>29216293
How about a "hey bby wan sum fuk???"
Reminder that purity is a myth
>>29216657
>7% battery
CHARGE YOUR PHONE RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29207373
is she the one with the fat tits?
I just fixed a date with a girl from tinder, am i a normie now?
>>29216657
fucking kek
christian chicks are always the sluttiest
>>29207425
>I work at an assisted living home
What is this? What do you do?
>>29216839
he's a nurse who takes care of disabled/mentally ill/old people who live at his workplace
Can he do it tbo tbo tbo
>>29217045
>How are you?
>Not much you
Is she right? Is this okay?
Fuck tbofam
>>29217228
I-I am a Christian! This rule just isn't convenient so I'm going to ignore it.
>>29217298
I quoted this and she deleted me kek
>>29215425
fucking newfags
Vagabond is chillin and lovin life, u kno? thats how he gets all the bitches
OP are you not realizing the simple fact that every time you write two things in a row you get negative feedback?
You're being unnecessarily pushy and needy. Just talk about anything for 10 texts, make it clear that you relate to her character and then exchange numbers.
Done.
There is no imaginable improvement of her picture of you if you request a response. To make your conversation window pop up, instead it would even be better to start a completely new thread of thought. You get that, right?
>>29207579
Dont ever say hun, its the most off putting cringey non threatening shit you can do. You basically friendzone yourself immediately as you say it.
>>29217701
I think you're forgetting who I am
>>29207362
These girls are rather a low rank considering the tricked chicks we usually get in these threads. Hell, I bet I could get a match with one of them with a good enough picture of myself.
>>29214657
>fuck off
>that many huh?
I smiled. You're good at this
>>29217743
How could I forget who you are when I barely ever lurk here, I don't know you. Don't act like I should, I'm giving you solid advice. I've seen it happen many a time, a girl starts actually vibing on a dude and he says hun and her eyes just speak it all.
If you don't know who vagabond is don't waste your time responding to his posts
>>29214588
It's crazy. Why doesn't she use stop talking to you?
>>29217743
You honestly the most based anon on 4chan
>>29207425
Why are you on tinder when you have a gf?
I think women are actually retarded
>>29208552
what are you even doing on r9k if you have a gf
teach me vagabond, i want to be like you. i pledge myself to you.
>>29217490
Chillin
Lovin life
u kno
Can someone post the pic of the profile Vaga uses? i fucking love it
This bread is making me laugh and I'm all by myself :--(
