Actually I'm five-eleven
>>29207106
can you please pay
>>29207122
alternatively,
"we'll split the bill"
Doctor P_vel I'm CIA
>implying I need words
As they say, a picture says more than a thousand words.
>>29207106
my life is a meme
>Here come dat boii
>>29207106
How much for tonight?
>>29207106
Jews did nine eleven
Now ruin it in 4 syllables
Then in a haiku
>never done this before
original
I hate /tv/ memes.
>>29207106
This is easy task
>>29207106
I am a feminist.
this post is oregano
I sucked cock once
>>29207106
Did you bring your sister?
>>29207106
I am a virgin;_;I am also a man who posts original content
You're like a brother
>>29207106
>I'm actually Five-Seven
>>29207106
>ONE TWO THREE FOUR
Robot muted me for not originating
>My dick is small
>I like trap/trans porn
>I'm under 6 foot
>I play video games
>I have no facebook
>Jews run the world
>Gender Studies is retarded
>The Holocaust never happened
>Hitler did nothing wrong
>Slavery isn't inherently bad
>>29207259
Tfw I'm biologically male and I did this to girls and one half lost interest while the other just went for it without caring about my feelings
I like sci-fi
>>29207291
I'm all those except I'm tall with a huge HUGE massive dick.
>>29207305
Everybody on the internet has at least a 7"x5.5" dick. There have been studies on this and people generally add 1.5" to their real life size.
>I'm usually browsing 4Chan
>>29207106
I masturbate to lolicon
>>29207317
I literally have a massive dick.
>>29207106
>A single word, a contraction, and a hyphenation
>4 words
>>29207291
>Slavery isn't inherently bad
how wrong can one man be?
>>29207353
It is wrong because slavery is inherently bad but in the special exception of niggers it's the better option.
>>29207342
As do I and every kissless virgin on this board. I don't understand why you don't believe me. It's like all those really hot girls on dating websites are 100% real women and definitely not men catfishing people.
>>29207353
Countries would be far behind if it wasn't for slavery. Hell, as long as you don't treat them like shit, it wouldn't be too bad, kind of like a job.
>>29207295
>tfw you're biologically male but you're a mentally ill faggot who has to spend his whole life projecting his delusional gender identity onto the world and one day you're going to wake up, realize you're old, people your age have had kids and fulfilling lives while you've just dressed in women's clothing and fed on attention, you finally realize how disgusting you are and kill yourself like the rest of the trannie poppulation
>>29207368
Slavery is bad but freely roaming niggers are worse, ergo niggers are bad
>>29207374
I'm about to have kids kek
>implying I don't want to raise my children to be proud aryans
The person that's going to die alone in their basement is you
>>29207106
No pansexualuality isn't bisexuality
>>29207106
I'm doing it in five
I accidentally your dress.
"I can't count"
>>29207106
I have no friends.
>le original post
Can I kiss you?
Did it in my the first and last date of my life. Huge awkward rejection.
Hitler did nothing wrong.
original original
This is spiderman thread
Wait, mommy is calling
I enjoy watching anime
>original
>>29207106
do you browse 4chan
be my fifth wife?
>>29207106
I'm a single mother
>>29207406
pan really are bi
I'm at my parent's
I dont go out
I am not chad
I Never dated anyone
This is pretty depressing, typing it out
can you wipe me?
Have you been saved?
>>29207106
Will you marry me?
Occccc
>>29207106
trannies are mentally ill
This date is ruined.
So, do you swallow?
>>29207106
But I'm downloading naruto
>>29207106
ruin a first date already is 4 words
fuck you i'm leaving
OVER SHOULDER BOLDER HOLDER
where are the tendies?
>>29207106
Hitler did nothing wrong.
original is original is original
"you're a virgin, right?"
I really like memes
Tarantino is cultural cancer
>>29207106
"you really are passing"
>>29207106
> I like video games.
comment not original muted
"I don't want kids."
Being 31, this would make any woman my age stand up and walk out.
>>29207106
make america great again
----
I'm unemployed right now
>>29207106
My ex looked better
>>29207106
I have Hep C
let's go train spotting
>tfw foamer girls don't exist
>>29209139
>believing this ruins the date
this is why you're a virgin
>>29207106
for the vanilla alliance
do you like meems?
>>29207106
I fap to hentai.
I have atypical autism.
>>29207106
"i want to die"
i nearly said that on a date once after making a stupid joke
>>29207240
>Dating a Liberal
What sort of fucking faggot are you?
>>29207280
>I'm actually a .22 magnum enthusiast
"I only play melee."
You're a big guy
Originalest of commets
>>29207106
Polydactyly turns me on.
>>29207106
[mouth stuffed with food]
So, you watch K-On?
>>29207106
Mom said no sex.
>>29207259
Telling a girl she is like a brother to you would turn her off for sure.
I like your skin.
dead people are fun
>>29207106
I really love firearms
>Do you browse reddit?
........
>I'm Mantis Toboggan, MD.
>>29207106
i have nigger AIDS
I use 4chan often
>>29207280
https://youtu.be/IHQr0HCIN2w
>>29207324
>loli
I'd just ask to watch and be sad I wasn't a loli anymore
pen0r is kill RIP
my dick stopped working
>>29207106
I am not Chad
orig a
>>29207135
>we'll
>one word
n-ice leather isn't it?
>hitler did nothing wrong
>was posted several times itt
>mfwwhisper that sensually into gfs ear and she gets mad but also aroused
"She" has a penis
somehow, this is unoriginal
>>29213951
A contraction merges two words to be one word, how can you be this retarded?
>>29212577
>you're open carrying THAT on our date to Applebee's?
"I'm voting for Hillary"
>>29214086
>not writing your memes formally.
>>29214125
>caring about how I write my memes even though I'm right
>>29214150
I'm giving you an F on your meme report for going over the word limit. Fucking idiot.
>>29214156
>being this autismo
I watch Chinese cartoons
>>29214092
yes /k/ yes
>>29207291
>>I have no facebook
Please please PLEASE tell me this doesn't actually turn women off. If it does I think I'd rather just be alone forever.
You ever watched NGE?
"Actually, I support Trump"
always gets the normies
you tried to delete the 9gag logo, didn't you senpai?
