Make sure you get the perfect kind of drunk. The secret is to drink a little less than the point where you first get that great feeling, because it takes a bit for the alcohol effect to set in

t. Autist who's only been in one party, but got perfect drunk and had a great time

Don't do it you gonna get superaids and antibiotic resistant gonorrhoea

>>29205377
I've only ever drunk by myself so I know the perfect amount you are talking about. How did your party go robo? this is my first party and I'm 21

>>29205404
Obviously I didn't get laid because im still an ugly manlet autist

Still I had a good time with the guys who invited me and i noticed that i was actually funny, stuttered less, and was getting big laughs that weren't directed at my expense for once

>>29205496
Sounds good, I feel like it wont be as bad as I think. As i've been told the women are just fuck machines, and i'm older than most (they are like 16~18 but thats legal here dont worry)

I hope i'm not spergy and boring when i'm there. I should also buy condoms just in case, but idk where or how to buy those

>>29205516
Just make sure to follow the divide by two and add 7 rule m8

Or maybe not if you dont give a shit

I think you can buy condoms in London drugs? Idk i never had sex

Arrive there a bit drunk already so you don't experience so much awkwardness when meeting everyone

>>29205555
>divide by two and add 7 rule
got it, wont be a problem for me anything under 15 I wont touch. I know women love fucking peoples lives up.

I'll check that out tomorrow, I hope I can find one. Thanks anon

>>29205593
Good idea, i'll actually do that. got some leftover liquor too