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>2am
>my dumb ass dog starts barking in my face and jumping all over me
>He has to go to the bathroom
>I get up and let him outside, he's usually quick
>first thing he does is vault over our 7 foot inner fence, and then over the other fence into the neighbors yard, so he could play with their dogs
>im sitting inside unaware for 3 mins or so until i go into the yard and see he's gone, start screaming his name
>walk into backyard with sandals and underwear on
>its cold and im pissed
>eventually drag his ass back inside by the collar
>other neighbor is in backyard (woke up from barking/screaming) pointing a flashlight at my near naked ass dragging my dog inside
>get inside and my dog pisses all over the floor from excitement or some shit.
Kill me now
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>>29205035
He actually sounds like a good dog.
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Thats why you should have a cat who is smart and gangsta, instead of retard brain dog.
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>>29205121
Last cat i had was an autistic asshole tho
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Ahahahaha

9.5/10 story, laughed hard

Thanks for the amusement.
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>>29205035
Dogfags deserve death, especially trash like you who let their dogs fuck around at night and wake everyone up. Hope someone poisons your worthless mutt.
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>>29205035
>first thing he does is vault over our 7 foot inner fence

animals are truly amazing creatures
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