What are you up to this weekend femanons?
Are you going to schlick at all?
I'll probably use my toys on Sunday when I have some time for myself. Just need to find some good rape porn.
tee hee hee hee i'm just sitting around here tee hee
yeh im not good at this pretending to be a female thing
I'm going to open my ass
>>29204898
Going to text Chad for a booty call and hope I get a reply. Otherwise just ignore all the other guys hitting on.
Lol.wemen
Fembots, why do you pretend size doesn't matter?
Size queens are hot af.
>>29204898
>weekend
didn't even know it was
I'm living the eternal weekend ehuehuehue
>>29205015
Because you get offended if we say we like big dicks.
>>29205015
>tfw 6.5 inch dick hurts gf
I just want to fuck her roughly.
>>29204898
I'm a "femanon" and I want you to stop this shit. Why bring up gender on an anonymous board?
I am going to go shop in the city and maybe get a piercing or two. Oh, sorry, thats not what you wanted to hear. Something something touching my roastie
>>29205211
>>29205218
What sick satisfaction do you get out of pretending to be girls on the internet
Lol jaha why do men work haha im like soooo relax right now.
>>29205241
None. You caught me anon, I am a dirty liar. I should kill myself
Daily reminder that using any kind of sex toys invalidates you as a partner.
>>29205241
Virgin tears and rage
>>29204898
Spent all day playing Animal Crossing and Skyrim with some cleaning and laundry in between. Tomorrow will be the same.
Now, I'm going to cut my fingernails. Stay tuned.
>>29204898
attention whore thread in response to that grimmie whore getting bengbeng'd
she's not coming back
>>29205327
>gamer gurl
If I could rape you, I would.
>>29205218
>getting your body pierced
Slut detected.
>>29204898
You fembots are some sociopathic scum to be coming onto a board that is meant for rejected virgin, loser men so we can share our experiences and talk about how society oppresses us. AND all you cunts do is try to get attention, I know you're an ugly whore, and you don't deserve attention or beta orbiters. Now fuck off this board, or the next angry incel who shoots a cunt will be on your head, because you fembot cunts are only encouraging incel men to go ER.
>>29205520
I don't even know what that phrase is supposed to mean anymore.
>>29205575
A girl who plays games.
>tfw you will never dress up a fembot as Kaceytron and fuck her until she cries
Fembots: Read it and weep.
Why are you femanons such degenerates? Are you just white trash/raised in a poor area?
Lmao @ femanon tbqh matrade.mate comrade
>>29205659
It has always carried other implications since it gained popularity on the Internet, but your usage indicates nothing of the sort. This leads me to believe that you are quite young.
>>29205015
I don't want a bf with a big dick cause I know if I'll try to give him a bj it will either be very unsatisfying for him or I'll try to get it all in and puke on his dick. I don't care about piv either. Also smaller dicks are cuter and easier to please.
>>29205738
no one cares, no one cares for your anonymous input. In the future, don't bother dear. Especially since you imply you're a female.
Fembots, shitposting and memery aside, I actually feel sorry for Alison Rapp. I feel like her entire life is just mental disorders like HPD and BP. She's so fucked up she actually became a hooker. It breaks my heart because she's actually quite cute and it's obvious her stupidity just further destroys her mind and makes her more depressed.
Why can't white women just behave with a semblance of dignity anymore?
>>29205712
Sorry you're right, gamer gurls are usually somewhat attractive. You have A cup breasts.
>>29205850
gamer 'gurls' are like every other fucking girl,
every somewhat attractive female is simply a variation of your default stacey
a females degenerate interest isn't an indicator of her preference in males, they all want..yup you guessed it
CHAD
i find it so hilarious when some attention starved bitch reaches out on social media again and again with selfies and posts about this or that interest that sets her apart from the other girls and makes her more pleasing to males. really gets my rocks off. brainless cattle, every last one of them.
>>29205100
If size matters that much to you, go find a big dick then.
how many of these fucking threads do you need at once. Keep to one general same aplies to any other general it's just pure shitposting otherwise
I just got off working night shift. I'll sleep half the day and then probably go out with my friends tonight. Then I work again on Sunday morning.
Moping, and trying to penetrate the world of findom.
>>29205782
She has the mind of CWC. She only managed to get this far without falling into complete depravity, because she has the body of an attractive woman. So she found some cuck to support her, and she can always pimp herself out to stay afloat.
>>29206668
See. That's just sad. She needs her dad. Just like ciara does.
>>29204898
>Are you going to schlick at all?
I already did, but I've been doing it so often that my orgasms are total shit now.
>>29207917
>I already did, but I've been doing it so often that my orgasms are total shit now.
Maybe you need a real D.
>>29207917
Weird how that can happen to girls too.
Have you reached interracial impregnation porn yet.
>>29208050
I don't really look at porn except cartoon stuff, or whatever webms get posted on 4chan. So I don't really escalate my "fetishes." Been into the same fantasies and shit for years.
>interracial impregnation porn
Seems kinda racist, famalam.
>>29208031
I need the whole package. I don't use dildos, just a vibrator. But yeah, I do miss sex with men sometimes, even though I came maybe once with a guy.
>>29208256
>racist
Why
>>29208256
>Been into the same fantasies and shit for years.
What are these? Also location?
>>29208269
Because it's mostly seems to be about white dudes' fear and weird exhilaration about being cucked along specific racial lines instead of just in general. It's hypersexual Mandingo stuff.
>>29208291
Femdom, male gay sex, some other stuff. Pic related.
>>29208453
>Femdom, male gay sex
hot
>tfw no forced bi fujo femdom gf
>>29204898
Sitting in this hotel room looking for a place to live, I guess. It's either that or I start contemplating suicide.
>>29208525
you can live with me in my Mom and Dads house and be my GF. I wont rape you.
>>29208541
The fact you feel the need to mention that you won't rape me, is that supposed to reassure me?
>>29208588
yeah.. that was the idea.
>>29208609
Alright then, I'll be your gf.
>>29208453
But part of you likes the idea of cuckolding right?
>fembots posting about their disgusting roastie fantasies
>robots still lust after these "fembot"s pastrami pussy
Stop being heathens, bots. We can't fall for this trap. Every last one of these girls are fucking heartless whores.
>>29208525
Hope your life improves and you experience mind blowing sex with a guy who has a ten inch dick.
>>29208712
wait, i won't rape or beat you if you become *my* gf
>>29208712
Are you serious? because I am. i can probably get them to pay for your travel expenses here too. they'll just be happy i found a GF and they're nice too.
If you are serious you should email me.
[email protected]
Am I the only one that'd consider being a robots gf if they offered me a place to live? Like just have some weed, some alchohol, a couch and a tv? sounds like a good time....
>>29208725
Sometimes I fantasize about having a hypersexual bf who fucks other people in front of me. So yes, I guess so.
>>29208735
>omgz women and men are talking and someone said they'd be someone's gf!
Calm down, you damaged, dogmatic beta.
>>29208735
yeah but they can still be fun to fetishpost with
>>29208774
Don't smoke weed in my house. I own the place and spent a lot of money decorating it. If you're up for sex I'd consider it though.
>>29204898
>Are you going to schlick at all?
Depends on how entertaining 4chan and my videogames will be.
>>29208741
Thanks man, me too.
>>29208760
"or beat you" it's like the list will keep on going to things you won't do to me. You won't euthanize me either, right? Here's to hoping.
>>29208772
Expect an email soon, my wi-fi in this shithole is pretty shit.
>>29208805
Where else can a person smoke weed? It's too dangerous in public D;
>>29208836
Slutty girls smoke weed. So you can only smoke it if you're up for being dressed up and fucked.
>>29208774
I would never do this. Do you not have any other options?
>>29208830
>Expect an email soon, my wi-fi in this shithole is pretty shit.
What shithole? Where are you?
>>29208830
What fetishes do you have and how deep are your daddy issues.
>>29208830
Okay. sounds good!
>>29208830
>going with the guy that has made no promises not to beat you
clearly r9k was right and women love abuse
>>29208857
>slutty girls smoke weed
What does riding multiple dicks and smoking weed have to do with each other?
>>29208864
>I would never do this
Why not?
>>29208883
>implying desperate women make sound decisions
>implying desperation equals love
>>29208883
I'm not going to beat her. I wouldnt be able to get away with anything like that here anyways because I dont live alone.
>>29208894
My experience is that slutty girls smoke weed.
Are you a cute slutty girl? That's the only way I'd let you stay at mine.
>>29208798
>fantasize about having a hypersexual bf who fucks other people in front of me
How normal is this? Someone I know has been having invasive thoughts about it. Not how normal is the practice just the thoughts and fantasies
>>29205738
>Also smaller dicks are cuter and easier to please.
is this a real opinion girls have or is it like guys who say they like girls without makeup?
>>29208798
You are a whore, I wasn't even addressing the gf offering shit, fucking boring slut.
>>29208894
I grew up in a household where my dad pretty much ran things. I just wouldn't put myself in a position where the man would have total financial and property control and I'd have nothing. It could go sour too quickly. Also, robots are fuck-ups who barely clean and they don't make much money either, besides hating women.
>>29208919
You really think cute slutty girls are sitting on 4chan? honey the world would be a much more beautiful place to live if that were the case.
>>29208914
then why didn't you promise, scumbag?
>>29208929
women want to be impregnated by players so her son will have player genes. they evolved to like cucking
>>29208867
A cheap hotel. I say cheap, because I'm in a tiny room with wi-fi the majority of my day. Think like... a Motel 6 in the middle of buttfuck nowhere or something.
>>29208876
I don't experiment with sex, pretty much ever. I mean I'm on r9k, so that's got to give you the information you need. So, no fetishes. Daddy issues? Contrary to popular belief, I do have a loving father. We're just broke motherfuckers is all.
>>29208894
>What does riding multiple dicks and smoking weed have to do with each other?
a disproportionate interest in sensual pleasure
>>29208951
Alright fembot. Average slutty girls with dirty minds. I'll take that much.
>>29208894
Weed actually stimulates female sex drive. So while not all girls who smoke are sluts, a big majority are.
>>29208966
>women want to be impregnated by players so her son will have player genes
You're discounting the monogamous revolution in early human history. Yes, the high value male (who can obtain multiple females etc.) type is valued by the hindbrain but it'd be incorrect to say that any other portion of the brain evolved around polygamy
Although I suppose that's what makes cuckquean a fetish and shameful.
>>29208943
You're a control freak and a manbaby.
>>29208929
No idea. I've seen it mentioned maybe once in femdom-type threads, so I would think not that common, but I could be wrong.
>>29209029
I love that you're this crazy slut who is into rape.
>>29208979
The pleasure from being high is something that I would consider more than sensual, it gives you a different perspective on the world. Things become more interesting, like I've even read books while high and it's been more enjoyable from the increase in imagination. Creative things like drawing, painting, writing, the relaxed mindset makes it easier to ideas and images in your head to "flow". I understand if you were just smoking it and just potato-ing out on a couch but it's more something you add to make things fun, it's pretty rare for weed to be the pure source of enjoyment when people smoke it, there's at least socialising.
>>29209000
Yeah that'd be probably more accurate
Why are all femanons so boring? They all feel like normies, where are the interesting ones? Or the mentally ill ones, either work for me.
>>29209019
humans were never monogamous. women evolved to cuck providers because they want player instead of beta genes and that preference results in them wanting to be cucked themselves
Anyone else have a really specific niche fetish?
I have a sexual quirk for honesty. Like getting people to admit really embarrassing things
>invite friend along to a friend's birthday party
>he gets drunk while I remain sober since I'm supposed to be driving him home
>when it gets late I take him to my house
>get him dressed in pajamas (he has some clothes in my house since he sleeps over sometimes ) before laying him in bed
>start changing into my sleeping clothes
>while wearing a more loose shirt fitting shirt, I take off my bra and toss it to side
>get in bed and start cuddling with friend
>start caressing his chest and positioning myself in a way where he can look down my shirt
>begin asking him some small personal questions then as he gets an erection I reach down to start stroking his penis
>while doing so I ask him more intimate questions, each more explicit than the previous one
>he refuses to answer when I ask him 'what's his favorite genre of porn?'
>tell him I won't judge and I lower my head as if I'm about to give him a blowjob
>he tells me he's into incest
>start licking the length of his 4.5 inch penis then ask him what kind of incest
>he tells me he really likes brother/sister and mother/son stuff
>keep escalating the questions until he's describing his most shameful sexual thoughts while I'm giving him a blowjob
>>29209070
Yeah, sometimes I do fantasize about raping dudes. You got me, anon.
>>29209071
>Yeah that'd be probably more accurate
You.
I like you and want to learn more.
Email me: [email protected]
>>29209119
I think that might be more about embarrassment. For example I would pretty openly talk about something like that, so I doubt that does it for you.
>>29209119
>Anyone else have a really specific niche fetish?
I've become pretty much obsessed with white tights like Robin wears in the old Batman show. And I'm kind of into dudes vomiting.
>>29209119
i like bets and games with sexual punishments for the loser but i like all kinds of d/s stuff so i don't know if that counts
>>start licking the length of his 4.5 inch penis
why would you even include that? are you a rusemaster?
>>29209078
Wrong, the only way we could have become monogamous from hypergamous apemen is if enough betas curried favor to permenantly mate with faithful females and were mkre successful because the male would raise and defend his progeny while chad's spawn had to look out for itself- if this didn't happen in human early evolution then we wouldn't even pretend to be monogamous now.
>but muh only 17% of men reproduced figure...
That was later, too soon to effect evolution.
>>29209260
>too soon
I meant to recent kek
>>29209218
Because he was ashamed of his penis size and reluctant to show to it to me at first. We've been friends for a long time so I wanted him to have the feeling that he can show his best friend his somewhat small penis with comfort. He's short so I wasn't even expecting him to have an average sized penis.
>>29204898
>Are you going to schlick at all?
Yes. Most of saturdays and sometimes sundays I have whole house for myself so I schlick like crazy. It's bad because I think I might be addicted, but at the same time when I'm not alone at home and can't satisfy myself it's so frustrating. I wish I had qt bf with his own place where I could tie him to bed, feed viagra and ride into oblivion.
>>29205015
Size is good for aesthetics but for pleasure averange is best. Go back to school if you think hitting cervix feels good.
>>29205562
I don't see anywhere written that this board is only for frustrated virgin boys.
>>29205696
/pol/ has overblown definition of degeneracy. Go back >>>/pol/
Also I'm not degenerate. I spend most of my time at home and uni alone which drives me crazy and I don't even have bf
>>29208774
Don't do it to yourself. Most robots are abusive hypocrites and will leave you the moment you fix them. It's not worth it.
>>29209119
I don't know if it is popular but I often get horny when I see men doing stuff. Like being completely focused on their job and putting their whole heart into it. Be it building a wall, chopping wood, fixing hinges, soldering electronics. It's hot when they gently put these wires, slowly melt it with soldering tools and then gently and calmly replacing things. My dad used to do this a lot.
>>29209078
Humans naturally evolved to be monogamous. Look at any other species with a gestation period this long, monogamy dominates.
The problem is that humans think they're better than nature and constantly fuck with things. A big chunk of the problem is that women are allowed to do this.
>>29209260
apes are more monogamous than humans, hence humans evolving much larger genitals than other primates. presumably humans started out more monogamous until women realized they could cheat the system.
there's some success rate impregnating the woman you're providing for but that doesn't mean she won't try to cuck you. geese are allegedly monogamous and 50% of eggs test to not be the father's.
>That was later, too soon to effect evolution.
where'd you get that?
>>29209287
>he's short
Before I wasn't into your story and now I definitely am.
>tfw short fetish
>>29209345
Cucking really is a society thing, not an evolutionary one.
The 17% of men reproduced figure comes from the agricultural revolution so instead of one beta per female, one beta could provide for many by simply forcing the other betas into servitude with money, military power and "castes"
We do not have alpha humans anymore, just the next level of the concept of a "caste", an illusion of power
>>29204898
>What are you up to this weekend femanons?
Eat shit and die.
Also play that Mad Max game, maybe watch MM Fury Road tonight and dunno, I'm feeling pretty post-apocalyptic right now.
> Are you going to schlick at all?
If that means what I think it means, no. I mean, I don't think so, but I don't know.
>>29209390
I like short young looking guys rather than short guys that look like short men.
example: receding hair line. facial hair. body hair other than pubes.
My friend constantly shaves his mustache and pubes because he feels like it looks weird on him which is true since even if he lets his mustache grow for a week, it just looks like someone glued whiskers to his upper lip.
>>29209399
>Cucking really is a society thing, not an evolutionary one.
women literally prefer higher testosterone men when they're fertile and lower testosterone men when they're not.
even if you didn't know that cucking is a common sexual strategy in many species so it's pretty dumb to assume it couldn't possibly be inherent in humans
>>29209390
>short fetish
what the fuck.
>>29209287
do you just like embarrassing him in general?
>>29204898
im just going to send lewds to my bf
>>29209475
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee roastie >>>/out/
>>29209442
For me the face matters the most. I hate beards but if a guy has a cute wide face I'm okay with facial hair. Shorties are cute no matter what, but they have to be nice shorties, not mean douchebag looking ones.
>guys shaving pubes
Absolutely the best.
>>29209465
I like short qts, anon.
>>29209523
>tfw gf doesn't want you to shave pubes but you do anyways
At least she appreciates the finished results of a landing strip or a small heart.
>>29209569
>a small heart.
Too cute. My heart is breaking.
OP acknowledged there's no such thing as "fembots" and women here are femanons.
Why are you retards in the thread using the term "fembot" when theres no such thing reeeeee
>>29209473
It's more than just embarrassment. It's about having someone trusting me with their darkest secrets and being the only person who knows about it.
>>29209475
wew, qt
oregano
>>29209694
>>29209475
samefag
DOMO OREGANO MR ROBOTO
>>29209659
do you have a mommy fetish? it seems like you like the idea of taking care of guys emotionally
>>29209450
>cucking is a common sexual strategy in many species
list the species whore
>>29209718
No. I don't like incest. At most, I like acting like a big sisterly figure (someone very caring and open minded) . But when it comes to normies, sex is vanilla and I'm not trying to roleplay as anyone. When it comes to my friend, I like to act like an older sister.
>>29209811
i really just meant trying to be a supportive, 'dominant' emotional figure. everyone into that kind of thing just seems to be into a mother-son dynamic around here
>>29209767
1) i'm a dude
2) i already mentioned geese.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_conflict
>>29204990
Wasted resources...
Why schlick when I'm going to be seeing my boyfriend who does the job way better anyway?
>>29205782
>dignity
>white women
pick one
>>29209997
Sometimes I like cumming at my own pace and not dressing up/showering before meeting a guy and romancing him. Sometimes I like to read 100 page hentai manga about fetishes I would never tell anyone about.
>>29210252
>fetishes I would never tell anyone about.
tell me about them
>>29210252
My boyfriend knows all of my degenerate fetishes and he doesn't mind the days I don't shower and come over to see himwhich is probably going to fuck me over in the long run but whatever
>>29209296
>building a wall
I think I know just the man for you
"Anonette, you're the right actor for this show, but we must ask you to wear fake nipples under your shirt so that they poke through. We need this to get better ratings. All of the girls in the show are going to do it"
>>29210337
Please post another recipe, Sam the Man.
>>29209296
>Size is good for aesthetics
What do you mean by this?
>>29210337
>implying this isn't hot
>>29210791
it looks good but it hurts
>>29210690
check this guy out, his recipes are ace
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRIZtPl9nb9RiXc9btSTQNw
>>29211232
Jeeze, I already like Chef John, I am inquiring about your secret recipes.
>>29211288
but if I post those recipes, they will no longer be secret
>tfw no qt femanon to comfort me since my cat died
>tfw no qt femanon who knows that i'm a kissless virgin but finds it cute
>tfw no qt femanon who wants to take my virginity and make me happy
>tfw no qt femanon to visit and she shows me around her city and I get to do things I've never done before and she sees something in me that nobody else does and she believes in me and wants to be my gf
>tfw no qt femanon who likes small penises
It's neat to read these threads but also infuriating. How can these women exist, so close and yet so far away?
>>29211197
>it looks good but it hurts
But you like the soreness, or at least, my ex did.
>>29211350
Shame about your cat, anon. For how long have you had it?I would be that gf if we lived in the same area. I like small dicks and am a kv so I would be okay with that.
>>29211469
>I like small dicks
Tell me where youre from
>>29211469
What area? Not that I'm even the same anon.
>>29211487
Middle East.
Original..
>>29211539
The middle east part of the U.S or the one with sand?
Anyone had to check brother for phimosis?
Brother is uncircumcised. My mom deemed it inappropriate for her to check so she asked me to do it since we're nearly the same age. She asked if I could talk to my brother if everything is okay with his penis.
>mom tells me to go in his room and talk to him
>mom promises to pretend to keep herself busy and be far away from his bedroom
>go into brother's bedroom
>tell him I know that he's uncircumcised and that I have some very important medical questions to be asking him since he's at a certain age
>tell him that around his age that his foreskin should be able to retract, but if it doesn't he should tell me so we can go to a doctor to have it fixed
>he says he doesn't want to be circumcised
>tell him that the doctor is not going to cut it off and that he will just need to use a cream to help stretch it back
>ask him if he can pull back his foreskin to reveal to top part of his penis
>he says he's able to
>tell mom about it
>she asks "well, did he show you? "
>she wants me to go back to his room and watch him pull back his foreskin
>>29211557
The one with sand
>>29211560
Are you his sister?
He probably has fantasies about you.
>>29211570
Oh of course you would be literally as far away from me as possible. Why would a girl who likes tiny dicks live anywhere near me? Hahahaha
>>29211197
>>29211469
how big is too big?
how can someone with a larger dong make it hurt less?
>>29211469
4ish years. I have several but he was my favorite.
I live in the US, unfortunately. Never met anyone from the middle east. Are you a muslim?
>>29211589
Yes. We were both super embarrassed about it, but we were tried to be mature about it since it was a medical issue. It took him awhile to get an erection since he wasn't comfortable with me being there. I looked away for a few minutes until he said he was fully hard. I looked at it for a few seconds to see that he can retract his foreskin while fully erect and immediately left.
mom: was he jerking off correctly? how far did it go back?
>>29211657
That must suck, sorry. Post a picture of him?
I was raised with a Muslim family but I'm not
>>29211570
Mia Khalfa pls go.
>>29211539
Can you come visit me in Europa?
>>29211609
Sorry, I can't really give you sex advice. I'm not good at that. But I guess you should prep and use lubrication, take it a bit slow at first.
But many girls prefer bigger dicks so I wouldn't worry about that
There is no such thing as a "femanon". You can't be anonymous and identify as a female. If you reveal your gender, you are no longer anonymous. It's an oxymoron.
>>29211689
Would you have sex with your own brother?
>>29211351
I don't. I'm not your ex.
Alrso you're normie if you had gf. What are you doing here?
>>29211609
Go away tripfag.
>>29211782
I think it's okay if it's relevant to the conversation but in this thread it really isn't. I hate how everyone feels the need to bring up gender on an anonymous board too
every girl ive talked to from r9k has said they dont go on fembot threads and act disgusted when i bring them up
>>29211835
It's mostly attention whores or guys pretending to be girls on these threads. Pretty obvious
>>29211689
>mom: was he jerking off correctly? how far did it go back?
This can't be real but im fapping to it anyway.
>>29211831
Sure, I don't care if someone reveals their gender on this site, just as long as they don't call themselves "femanon". Because that's fucking stupid.
>>29209296
>daddy issues the post
fucking lol
>>29211782
>There is no such thing as a "femanon". You can't be anonymous and identify as a female.
Yes, you can. "Anonymous" only means "without name, nameless." That is the definition of the word. You can certainly be an anonymous female. For example a female author writing an autobiography that involves her saying "I'm a woman who did this and that," she is still anonymous as long as she does not give her name. Furthermore "femanon" is just a term used for a woman who goes on 4chan.
>>29211971
Nope, being anonymous means you have no identifying qualities. femanon is an oxymoron.
>>29211988
No it does not. It only has to do with one's name, nothing else. The definition you're thinking of also exists, but it is more vague and general, and mostly used in an artistic way. It is not the strict and literal definition of the word, which is more common and more accurate.
>>29211794
No. He didn't like that experience anymore than I did.
>>29211865
Mom was weird. When brother got a girlfriend, she jokingly said I should time his orgasms to make sure he isn't going to embarrass himself when he has sex for the first time. I refused. She wanted to buy him porn for his birthday, but I told her it wasn't necessary since he has the Internet if he wants to look at porn. She showed him how to put on a condom by demonstrating on a cucumber.
>>29211697
I don't have any pics with me. He was white and orange. Quite the hunter too. He kept bringing up animals on the front porch for me as a gift.
Had a distinct meow too. Good cat. Just liked to wander all over and some speeding twat hit him because going fast is cool to children.
thanks for listening. you sound like a delicious brown qt. I don't know if that sounds autistic.
>>29211469
>I like small dicks and am a kv
what
>>29212831
I find them aesthetically pleasing
>>29212663
Losing him so suddenly must feel bad. Sorry anon. I see why you would like him but I'm actually terrified of cats, all the sudden movements make me nervous.
>I don't know if that sounds autistic
It's okay. You don't sound autisticis it sad that this is the most human interaction I've had in weeks? Thanks
>>29205015
This is a femanon thread
There are no fembots here
>>29212889
why?what do you think of foreskin?
>>29212954
I don't really know, I just think they look better. Uncircumcised is obviously better too
>>29212928
Haven't had much interaction myself.
Do you have any pets? I'm completely in the dark about how things work over there.
>>29213009
I live in a major city so it's not that different.
I have five birds if that counts. I found their sound annoying at first but I'm really used to it now. I live in an apartment where I'm not really allowed to have dogs even though I would love to have one.
>>29212987but what about anteater dicks where the foreskin extends forward when it's flacid?
btw do you get sex ed in the middle east? which country specifically are you in? would they stone you for hanging out on a board where people post and talk about dicks all day?
Would you say it's better to raise a child in a country, city, or suburbs?
Upper class? Lower class? Middle class? Middle lower class? Middle high class?
>>29213109
Anteater dick is completely natural and should not be shamed. The foreskin is just doing what the foreskin it meant to do which is completely protect the glan it is not in use. As long as the guy cleans himself properly and regularly, it's all good. Peel back when urinating. Clean under when showering.
>>29213109
>but what about anteater dicks where the foreskin extends forward when it's flacid?
Didn't know these existed till yesterday. No, thanks
>sex ed in the middle east
They told us that sex and talking to or looking at anyone of the opposite gender is Absolutely Haram in islamic studies class if that counts.
>which country?
Dubai but I'm not from there
I've been using this board for 4 years so I think it's okay. All porn websites are blocked, though
>>29211350
It's a well known fact that all fembots hate kittens/cats.
Fembots have no souls.
Fuck those bitches.
Sorry about your little one though
>>29211560
You posted this a few days ago
Again, kill yourself whore
>>29213275
Someone's bitter. Story time?
>>29213229
>No, thanks
well thanks for nothing
>I've been using this board for 4 years so I think it's okay. All porn websites are blocked, though
they probably don't know about it in depth. like what would happen to you if they busted down your door one day and found that you had gotten on some porn site they didn't know about?
>>29213301
What story is there to tell?
Just look around
Fembots and women in general are hellspawn
Kittens are god's angels
Roasties know that men will never love them like they love kittens, so they hate kittens and seek to destroy them.
That's why we have to destroy women first.
Take up arms, brother
What I do best -- making not that well thought out YouTube videos exposing the illuminati.
I was supposed to have my fuckbuddy over but he told me he fucked another girl this morning. I realized that I have feelings for him and I told him not to come over anymore.
>>29205691
>tfw was too late to try saving haystack
>tfw was too late to try saving eliza
>tfw have a hero complex and am intensely attracted to damaged girls>tfw in the back of my mind I know I probably wouldn'tve been able to even help either one of them
I'm going to see ACxDC (the punx band) live tomorrow. Other than that there's nothing exciting happening.
>>29213572
>I told him not to come over anymore.
Location? I wanna replace him.
nothing much... trying to work on my university projects, shitpost, and about to look for some plane tickets for a hospital trip next week.
>>29213374
Best link that channel up famalam
Do girls get sex dreams if they don't fap or is that just a dude thing?
>>29204898
I've been playing Pokemon x all day and flirting with guys from tinder. I thought I was hitting it off with this one guy but he turned out to be a loser with no car. girl byeee
>>29211804
no u
>>29211780
it's not that huge, just on the large side of average
>>29213099
Birds sound fun. Lot of shit to clean up though.
Never had a dog but that would be nice. Especially a big one.
>>29213967
I get those, and yes, they're sometimes about me getting raped (of the legit kind) and sometimes it turns me on.
THERE I SAID SOME TRUTH.
>>29214140
>they're sometimes about me getting raped (of the legit kind)
you should elaborate tbqpth
Hey fembots, not baiting you but do you think you are better looking than Alison Rapp?
>>29213626
I know that feel. Except I like meeting fembots and fucking the ones with daddy issues but am horribly conflicted with these savior complexes about them I have.
Women need love, and they don't get that from manchildren like me who just want to exploit their submissive and masochistic nature.
>>29214035
Hope you're trolling.
>>29213572
Hope you're trolling too.
>>29214035
but are you alive inside Jonathan's wife?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdJKLE58FUM
>>29214200
>do you think you are better looking than Alison Rapp
Nope, she's pretty fucking cute and in reasonable shape.
>>29214264
>Nope, she's pretty fucking cute and in reasonable shape.
I have a huge savior complex about her. I think women like her have been corrupted by the popular culture. Deep down she doesn't want stuff like "polyamory". She wants to be a loving mother with a respectable husband, like most fembots.
>>29211609
>how can someone with a larger dong make it hurt less?
Dumb dumb, the fucking kama sutra, a dusty as fuck tome by poo-in-loos covers basic compatibility issues.
Generally, the female should take stances that place her legs and hips far apart, and should be the one controlling the action.
How fat are you fembots? What are your expectations for a boyfriend?
>>29214287
Sluts can't be saved, they've fucked up their neurology too bad and aren't really capable of pair-bonding.
>>29214302
Would you be put off if I told you I like the idea of my dick hurting you?
>>29214347
I wish they could be. Fembots are awful but they need to be loved.
>>29214341
I'm very fat but still fully ambulatory, I can hike around and climb shit.
My expectations are more like a point system, and certain virtues can make up for tremendous flaws.
>>29214355
Painfully fucking a woman is something that arouses 99% of men, I'd have to be incredibly naive to be taken aback.
>>29214341
super skinny. no boobs. no ass.
expectations:
-has his future planned (rather college or career)
-self-sufficient
-cultured (isn't easily culture shocked)
-dirty/meta/tongue in cheek sense of humor
-actively listens to music (knows that there's music beyond the radio)
-plays videogames
-watches anime
-reads comics/books
-compassion for the less fortunate and mentally ill
-doesn't believe in the death penalty
-isn't the tough love kind of guy
-mentally his age
-somewhat social (proper manners. Being caring isn't an act to him)
>>29214175
In high school I wanted to be president of the video game club. The guy I was running against HATED me for this and did everything he could to intimidate me from running. He fucking hated me and scared the shit out of me.
To this day I have a recurring dreams about him raping me.
In the dream I'll be sitting at my homeroom desk after school. He'll bust in screaming at me and yelling about how I'm incompetent and will destroy the club. Then he comes over and punches me so hard I fall out of the desk onto the floor. He gets on top of me and screams an inch away from my ear what I piece of shit I am and smacks me again. Then he coves my mouth and rips my undies off from under my skirt and penetrates me.
I panic and try to fight him, squirm away, beg him to stop but he's too strong and I can't even breath with him holding my mouth shut. The entire time he just ANGRY and very aggressively thrusts into me and tells me how I'd be better off dead and I'm just a piece of shit, everyone hates me, and he'd kill me if he could get away with it but ending my life is not worth going to prison for.
Then I wake up horny. I masturbated to this once.
>>29214434
agreed, though im not into guys, the same still mostly applies to girls imo
>>29214406
I just love how submissive most of you are.
I mean come on, fembots are just as perverse as we are.
>>29214438
how did he intimidate you?
that's pretty hot. do you like the fact that you're being dominated by someone you hate or is that just kind of tangential?
>>29214434
>-has his future planned (rather college or career)
Somewhat
>-self-sufficient
Nope
>-cultured (isn't easily culture shocked)
Yes
>-dirty/meta/tongue in cheek sense of humor
I guess
>-actively listens to music (knows that there's music beyond the radio)
I like classical music, does that count
>-plays videogames
Sometimes
>-watches anime
Nope
>-reads comics/books
Yes (books)
>-compassion for the less fortunate and mentally ill
Have depression myself so obviously
>-doesn't believe in the death penalty
Agreed
>-isn't the tough love kind of guy
I can be quite soft
>-mentally his age
I'm very nature
>-somewhat social (proper manners. Being caring isn't an act to him)
I'm polite but socialising is draining
Meh
>>29214434
>-doesn't believe in the death penalty
Do you take responsibility for people killed by recidivist murderers who were released from jail?
>>29214287
THIS IS WHAT I WANT. I want to be a good mom and a good wife, and I want to be a stay at home mom and take care of the house and the kids and my husband.
But society is so FUCKED that if you want this, you're a terrible women now, AND you can't even do this unless the husband is making a lot of money cuz NO ONE can raise a family on one person making minimum wage.
fuuuuuuuck me
By the way, it's unfair to the man to have bring in all the bread I know. It's just a dream of mine, that I know is both unfair and unachievable. But just a simple dream of mine
>>29214341
I'm not that fat, but I'm not gona pretend I'm an ideal weight.
An ideal boyfriend would be kinda chubby, beard, similar hobbies. Just someone who isn't an arrogant prick or overly nasty is fine. I don't care about a dude paying for my shit or spoiling me, that makes me uncomfortable and if I want something really badly I'd rather get it myself so it doesn't become tainted by guilt or memories if we break up.
>>29214200
See I've never met them to fuck them. I've only ever gotten serious with one, she was a real sweetheart and a past most people would probably avoid her for. Fell in love with her, and we were planning on moving in together when one day she just up and vanished without a word. I didn't see it coming at all. Thought for sure something happened to her for a while but had no way of contacting her family. Found out a month later she simply moved back home with her family instead.
>>29214556
Be a whore in the sheets and an actual, decent mother (not just one who sits around drinking wine all day) and you sound perfect.
>>29214501
Oh he told me all the time he wanted me to die. In horribly graphic ways like he wanted to watch me boil alive in a vat of oil. That I deserved to be rapped and left to die in a pool of my own blood. He spread lies about me being a whore though I was a virgin and got the entire club and then school to hate me. And then somehow even the middle school wtf. He was very passionate
It got to the point that seeing his face would make my heart feel like it was quivering in fear, physically. I even ended up moving from my very small home town so that I would never accidentally bump into him. I so afraid.
I'll admit there's a part of me that does like the domination thing, but mostly it feels really oddly intimate that he would want to penetrate me, because this guy hated me SO MUCH I can't even put it that level of hate into words.
Hated me so much I think him touching me would make him just.. explode with anger and die. Like if he accidentally even touched me he would have to kill himself, he could not live the rest of his life knowing he touched me.
So, the rape is like, oddly in a way, a very intimate act and thought.
>>29214556
>tfw you are my dream girl
>tfw getting too old to even hope for a good girl with wholesome values like this
>tfw bf is monitoring r9k to make sure I don't say anything mean about him
>>29214581
I'm slim and clean shaven but you sound very kind fembot. I wish more people weren't driven by materialism when it comes to relationships.
>>29214759
>tfw monitoring /r9k/ to see if gf says anything at all about me
>>29214638
Wow okay you have no idea how happy that actually makes me. That gives me hope, thank you!
>>29214714
you were less popular than a guy running a video game club who told girls they deserve to be raped?
maybe he was attracted to you and that's part of why he intimidated you
>And then somehow even the middle school wtf
or maybe you're full of shit idk
is he the only person you think of raping you?
>>29214758
I was raised by my grandparents. They gave me real values from the old world before fucking feminists and ultra liberals and corporations destroyed society.
How old are you, if you don't mind?
>>29214808
Why does it make you so happy.
>>29214819
He is the only person. Our middle school and high school were in the same building. We lived in a very small town
>>29214883
Because it makes makes the future I dream of feel somewhat obtainable. I'm used to people outright objecting my dream if I ever become brave enough to mention it. qq
>>29214868
Bless them then, you need to have lots of children and pass those values on to them to spread out into the world.I'm going to be 28 this year. Wizardhood is quickly approaching.
>>29214790
>tfw monitoring /r9k/ to see if gf is lurking and distorting the dynamic post mainframe by unconsciously fluctuating the noosphere with her internal collective as a result of reading posts that inspire a large amount of emotional valence
>>29214894
do you think if someone hated you as much as he did but didn't ruin your life you'd want to be raped by them too?
>>29214943
28 is not old!
And I want a lot of kids to pass these values to. Which also makes me sad, because they are going to be absolutely ridiculed in school for having them..
>>29214759
>tfw no-one will ever care about my opinion of them that much
>>29215007
It's not old sure, but it's almost too old to find a good woman. My pool is dwindling by the day with single mothers, cock carousel exiters, crazy cat ladies, or hamplanets. Ironically I feel like this website is one of my last hopes, possibly getting in touch with girls that were simply overlooked due to being introverted or too shy, hold values that conflict with the norm (like yourself), or something like that. It's a long shot but I'll take a long shot over giving up.
>they are going to be absolutely ridiculed in school
Unfortunately this is true, but that's where there good parenting will hopefully kick in and they won't care as much/stay strong.
>>29214556
>But society is so FUCKED that if you want this, you're a terrible women now,
Well you don't think a guy saying what you are would get ridiculed even more? Called "not a real man" etc.
>>29214868
>They gave me real values from the old world before fucking feminists and ultra liberals and corporations destroyed society.
That seems pretty judgmental. I have no issues with someone wanting to be in a relationship with traditional gender roles but to say society is fucked because those roles are less prevalent and women are more able to have their own income seems odd. You shouldn't be ridiculed for wanting what you want but other people shouldn't be either.
>>29214556
It's only unfair if you just expect it of the man and give nothing in return. It's not the life I'd pick and I don't want marriage or kids, but you shouldn't be judged by others for wanting it. If your dude wants to support you financially and you want to support him in the home and raise your kids then it sounds harmonious and happy.
>>29215191
If it makes you feel better, we're the same age and it's worse for me. I'm a women. A 27 year old women is a 52 year old man when it comes to this. I'm honestly ashamed and was crying about it this morning.
I'm so incredibly introverted I haven't made a single friend college. I don't dare go on dating sites because I am not looking for a hookup and I do not want to waste my energy on that. You don't find someone with good values on Tinder.
And it's not that I'm waiting for Mr. Perfect six foot tall, six figure salary, six pack. I'm a realist--I know that garbage check list doesn't make a great relationship. That's a check list for someone without a grip on reality.
You make a great relationship with someone who matches your vales and it's a daily work in progress. I'm looking for someone I can build a future with and who I can trust. Literally someone who I can trust injecting me with their DNA to make a little person with.
No one else seems to want that anymore.
>>29215244
>cally I feel like this website is one of my last hopes, possibly getting in touch with girls that were simply overlooked due to being introverted or too shy, hold values that
Okay you have a good point, I'm just a tad bitter
>>29215518
Damn shame. You're completely right about the checklists and Tinder and daily work things as well. It seems all too common these days that one thing will go wrong, one fight, and they'll just throw their hands up in the air and say "this isn't working let's break up" or something whenever you find someone too. It's awful. Unfortunately I'm pretty far behind in life because of bad decisions when I was young and stupid, so even the couple times I've found someone that was interested in me they've left because of my life circumstances. I don't really blame them, but still. It really sucks.
I hope you find your guy soon femanon. You sound like you have a pretty good head on your shoulders and deserve a family of your own.
>>29215921
Thank you so much. I honestly feel better hearing that. I woke up so sad and that's why I came here.
I know it's harder for guys to find a girl, but I'm not a "girl" anymore. I'm a..... women, and a rapidly aging one at that. I love seeing all the 19 year olds on this board complaining about their life and loneliness. I wish I had that time left..
And I wish you all the best. Thanks for making me feel better, anon.
>>29215921
Also it sounds to me like you have a damn good head on your shoulders. You'll find someone soon, I know you will.
>Haven't touched a girl in 3 years
>Parents are upset that I don't actively seek out girls anymore
>Every girl I meet is either taken or a huge bitch or doesn't share any interest with me
How on Earth do I find girls that like anime and other geeky stuff like you girls? Everyone I meet is a huge bitch. And I'm an engineer too, but all the ones in my classes are basically cheerleaders taking the degree to get into the school.
Shit sucks, probably doesn't help I'm in Michigan, this state sucks.
>>29216142
>tfw have a couple friends who are younger and think their lives are over
>tfw they're going to college or have a low wage job and can't see any future for themselves
>tfw have to try really hard not to just yell at them for being fucking idiots and just have to keep encouraging them not to give up and they have tons of time
It's so frustrating. I wish someone had told me the things I tell them when I was their age, instead I fell for the "follow your dreams no matter what they are!" meme and had my head in the clouds for too long before life ran a freight train of reality into my face basically. I'm sure you're better off than me though just because you said you're in college. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you. Remember there's still good guys out there that could want you. We're just as hard to find as good gals.
>>29216182Did you just forget to add on that to your post and had to double post at me? That's pretty cute. Not gonna lie.
>>29216357
First of all, stop being such a huge fucking faggot. I hate you and your behavior. Do you think you can just casually mention your location in a sneaky way like that without it being completely transparent? Do you think it's not 100% obviously you're just begging for a fembot gf in Michigan? It is. Just say it plainly instead.
>>29216508
You seem upset friendo. I recommend that you go for a walk and calm down.
Advice to girls who are still in their early 20's.
Be nice. Learn to be self-sufficient. At a certain age guys will be immune to your ditzy behavior and won't tolerate your mind games anymore. Being alone is only great when you're mentally ill or had a fulfilling social life in the first place.
Remember:
Breast size is nothing like penis size.
i'll post tits/ass/whatever you want for 1 bitcoin
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>>29218312
Timestamp you whore
>>29218312
Time stamp, Ms. Original comment
>>29218312
god you're dumb
>>29218312
She's pretty. Pretty girls shouldn't camwhore.
Femanons exist to be hatefucked anyway.
