>haven't cum in over a week
>become hard spontaneously
>have now been hard for almost an hour
>pee pee is sore
>pee pee needs relief
>not sure what to watch while I masturbate so I'm stuck perpetually hard.
>>29204595
just get a sandwich bag and fill it with ice cubes and put it on your dick. hold it there until it goes away. or take a piss that usually makes mine go away. idk about the ice cube thing but i want to see what happens. report back on your mission status, soldier.
Don't fail senpai
>>29204642
I don't really want to make it go away with ice, I'm scrolling through /gif/ now looking for something. Problem is I don't watch porn usually, and am kind of dislike it, but I feel like watching some now to make me cum faster.
>>29204656
What should I watch? I don't know.
Someone please help, I really need to cum but I don't know what to watch or do. I don't want to waste it by cumming to some mediocre stuff.
>>29204595
Sounds like the inverse of erectile dysfunction. The only time I ever have a boner is right when waking up or when I hug a grill, but it goes away after less than a minute once I get out of bed or stop hugging grill because otherwise the boner would poke her.
>>29205063
Pretty much, and huh. Do you wish you had more boners/longer lasting boners?
>>29205040
Stop. Don't waste it now. You don't need to cum. If you can't fall asleep, keep at it, if you wake up with a raging boner, keep at it, keep your semen inside.
Right now just go lay on your back and breaste deep into your stomach and make it rise and fall as much as you can with each breath. This is a type of simple breath meditation which will calm down your nervous system, probably make the boner go away. Also shouldn't be fantasizing about sex or edging either. Literally never touch your dick except peeing or bathing.
>>29204595
If your dick stays erect for over 4 hours go to the er
>>29205093
no because I never actually had sex and probably will never have sex. Boners are annoying, some girls at the yoga centre I go to like giving me long close hugs, but I always start to get a boner and let go before its poking them.
Perhaps this is my next challenge- mastering the art of erection mitigation.
>>29205141
Viagra commercial kek
>>29205165
I don't live in the US or NZ so I never saw such commercials in my life
Your dick can fall off tho so be careful
>>29205113
>>29205155
Makes sense, well I wish you the best of luck. I'm not doing no fap though.
a-are there any sweet anime girl posting robots who will help make a robot feel good?
>>29205357
m-m-maybe!!
