You have ten (10) seconds to point out even ONE (1) flaw in the attached photo.You CAN'T.
Lorde is literally,L I T E R A L L Yperfect.
the person in the photo is white
>>29202231
She's a self-identified feminist
>>29202231
Her man face, she's got smegol eyes and could stand to pluck a couple hairs from her eyebrows because it just further emphasises her bulging beady eyes and square broad bone structure
>>29202231
>it's a woman
>implying this isn't more than one flaw
>>29202231
frog eyes, gross hair, fat thighs
>>29202231
Easy.
She's 3D.
>>29202231
her jawline pisses me off
otherwise perfect
>>29202231
I bet she has ugly feet
She's got a real frog face going on.
>>29202231
Eyes and eyebrows too high
Eyebrows too thick
Head too circular, needs to be more oval
>>29202231
Big nose, weak jaw, seems like she's kind of undeveloped too.
You see this a lot with people who did drugs during their development cycle, it's like they never finished maturation and are trapped midway through puberty
>>29202231
How about her autism?
quit this shitty viral marketing fuck off fuck off.
it's like every rookie marketer is just hopping onto this board.
HOTPOCKETS WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY WHEN YOU NEED THEM
Honestly I think the photo is pretty attractive because I'm not sperged and I'm too tired to be contrarian.
She seems pretty cool but I don't really like her sense of humor from what I can tell.
>>29203383
she's getting down with the syndrome
>>29202231
she is 18 but looks like she is 30 and also her boyfriend is a chink
>>29202231
face is wonky as fuck
>pic related
>>29202231
She makes shitty hipster pop music
>>29203333
Also remember that time she tried to dance? Bitch needs a few years of learning and growing before she gets let out onto public again, also check out >>29203383
She might be literally retarded. We should all continuously shame her for how embarrassing and awkward and grotesque she manages to look in all instances. They photoshopped the op pic because she looks like a bridge troll in actuality. Your waifu just got BTFOD op
>>29203431
its because they know the dankest memes originate from here or twitter
so they shill here hoping for the chance that posters will create a dank meme based on their product where they then spread said dank meme on other parts of the internet where it'll explode, get run into the ground (by reddit, white twitter, and facebook), then die after serving its purpose of bringing attention to whatever they were shlling here to begin with
ITT
>hurr durr your waifu has downs, no talent, needs to learn to dress and speak and sing and dance the can can
>hurr durr your waifu btfo
Meanwhile every other thread here is about people killing themselves or joking about it because they're socially inept
>>29203700
Because its funny to be mean and funny to shit on normies like we are them. Nothing else to do with our time, its not like they're suddenly gonna accept us just because we become "nice".
>>29203729
That's kinda how social interaction works. 4chan will break you if you let it. It's really easy to adjust to the culture here and let it spread to your outside life. I had to take a long break because I almost lost a long-time friend when something that mildly annoyed me provoked a response that started with "nigger."
If you want to fix your life start with some baby steps. The easiest is to get off this toxic place. Swap it out with some other internet habit if you have to.
This is actually my first time back in 2 months. It was hard for the first week or two and then I stopped missing it. I came back to see if I couldn't try to offer some of you guys some help. However, I don't want to get hooked again as things are just starting to improve (I'm trying to break some bad habits).
Whether you decide to take my advice or not, good luck, mate. I may not be back for a while or ever but I do care about you guys.
>>29203880
FUCK OFF NORMIE TL;DR LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO *starts flinging my own shit*
YA YA YA
>>29203383
Does she really have autism?
Too white,and she looks poor (which we all know she isn't) and thats trashy as fuck.
>>29203880
Also many of us are jaded and depressed and have too much shit going on in our day to day lives to just settle down and laugh with the normies, its not just our very presence and appearance that is so offputting but also how we talk and view the world. We're jaded because we know if make attempts we are just gonna get shot down anyway, and that we are just putting on a facade in order for people to like us, and because we know people are gonna either get sick of us or find fault in us and its so tiring trying to give parts of yourself to try and be social, especially since we aren't already used to it. If we were brought up normal with healthy habits then it would probably be better but as it is we fear normal interactions because its a chore and we don't look or act the approved way
>>29203880
If someone is going to stop being your friend because you said nigger they're not worth being friends with.
did anyone ever post that image of her areolas? black as coal
>>29204012
I value the friendship more than a word I only use because of one website, so I chose the win-win. It's not like I actually feel strongly about the word so I'm not talking principles when making the decision.
>>29203993
I wish I could just act like I do here, then I wouldn't be tired all the time
>>29204177
Be my friend. I'm trying to make more robot friends but I keep fucking it up but I will try to be your friend
>>29202231
God I wished she died instead.
>Muslim
>Gawdy pants
>skinnybitch
Have three.
>>29204198
You know how to take cwre of that one anon? Do it for us, your faithful robo pals :^)
>>29204177
Add me too friendo, I'll talk to with too
>>29203880
welcome back, you never really leave after all.
>>29203880
>get off 4chan
>feel like part of me is missing
>try out other forums/social media
>people seem retarded there
>come back here
>can talk to people
>troll threads (BLACKED, tfw no gf, white genocide) depress me
>leave again to try to find another site
>repeat the cycle
>>29204252
>he doesn't come to 4chan for the memes
What else do you expect? Serious discussion about serious world topics?
>>29204190not him but what videogames do you enjoy?
>boy face
>chestlet
Next time give me a challenge anon
She has all the curves of a twinkie
>>29204269
Yes, where there is discussion it's pretty good actually.
>>29204252
>BLACKED
>white genocide
Your problem is visiting /pol/
>>29202231
>wavy hair
She probably has some nog in her
>>29204342
maori I bet, she looks a bit like me.
>>29204358
>she looks a bit like me
>a Maori Lorde
>>29203945
yes, she's from new zealand
>>29204367
I'm a guy with a bit of maori in me, sorry to ruin your fantasy.
>>29204420That is my fantasy
>>29204420
post jandals
>>29204278
I don't game. Too poor, although I enjoy the concept of video games i just never got into them at the right time. I mostly just spend my days on youtube, or instagram, or drawing, I am slowly assimilating myself to try different things but autism is hard bro. Shows I like/have liked are: my name is earl, the Simpsons, its always sunny, frasier, seinfeld, south park, superjail, ricky Gervais show, and freeman's mind, things along the line of that, and I like a lot of movies but not just one specific genre. I spend most of my time either on 4chan or youtube, and occasionally partake in the real world pretending to be semi normal. I am sure you all understand what I mean. I got an instagram to prove my normalcy
>54 posts
autism
>>29204044
the problem is nigger represents the opposition to pc. do you want 4chan to be pc? maybe the race baiting will ease up after the election
>>29204457
homo
>>29204473
too cheap to buy a camera
>>29204525
go mug a white kid and use his phone
>>29202231
>She's wearing clothes
>Her mouth isn't around my cock
>>29204545
for all intensive purposes I'm white, like those 1/64 cherokee "native" americans.
>>29204299
>thinking the words of a basement dweller NEET has any merit
I hope it's not r9k you are talking about.
>>29204565
>intensive purposes
I think you might be more maori than you realize
>>29204476
>drawing
Do you watch Sycra and Alfonso Dunn, those are pretty good resources if you need some. Actually drawing could get you out of poverty, I see patreons that earn +2000 per month all the time and they do really subpar art (if you're okay with catering to fetishes). Don't know what to say, my brain is pretty scattered atm.
look at her dancing in this and try not to cringe
starts at 2:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_KfnGBtVeA
>>29204515
I run into more people that are assblasted about political correctness than I do the SJW types. The friend is Italian and I still call them and their family a bunch of guineas so I'm pretty clearly not concerned with PC
Political correctness is literally one enormous non-issue. >muh wordz
>>29204577
More government money for me then. It's a doggy dog world out there and every cent helps.
>>29204584
Thanks for the advice and the picture dude! I never thought I could make money off my art, too insecure in myself and too horrible. I haven't seen those channels, and I never know what to talk about either, it always just feels like I'm rambling about stupid boring shit, maybe that's why I am awful at maintaining friendships
>>29202231
The eyes.
Wud still fucc
I was a few years above her at high school. Didn't really know her but 800% certain she smoked large amounts of weed, so i guess that could be a flaw, permanently smells like weed? But I guess it's not something wrong with the picture really.
>>29204631
No problem! "Drawing complex forms" and the color tutorials changed my life. I've spoken with both of them by email but I didn't go further because I felt like I was wasting their time. I ramble as well.
>>29202231
bovine eyes
nose is too wide
mouth is too wide
face is generally assymetrical
also the cheekbones are too low and broad
>>29202231
you realize that they photoshopped out her acne right? if you look at any other photo of her, she has pretty bad acne on her cheeks. Also, her music is psuedo edge trash. Also, she is a one hit wonder sellout. Also, she isn't that hot.
>>29203880
>he cant even hide his power level
nigger
>>29204624
>doggy dog world
I never thought that there was retards who actually thought this was the correct phrase.It's "Dog eat dog" by the way.
>>29204676
This is the most truthful, and the best post.
>>29204706
You can't fool me. Posts like yours are a diamond dozen but I know what's right.
>>29204670
Maybe we just think its rambling because we aren't confident in what we are saying and get self conscious over little things? Because don't normies just ramble all the time? Conversatin' is hard.
>how bout that weather? Yep
Yeah I need to work on my anatomy and my poses, I can basically copy expertly and do faces really well but other than that I SUCK MONKEY BALLS
>>29204033
link?
original totally cereal
>>29202231
>"Of Croatian and Irish descent,"
>>29202231
her eyes are too far apart. its ridiculous.
>>29204886
>coworkers asks enthusiasticly "have you seen the walking dead/game of thrones?"
>'yes, i thought this season wasn't as good though they could have done a lot more with setting though, and I'm sad they got rid of Eastman like that - he's more interesting than Morgan-
>they start talking to someone or just say oh and change the subject
God damn it
Every good artist I've met (briefly) has told me they started off copying their favorite pieces of art, be it comic panels or pokemon characters. Even though the common regurgitated advice is to only draw from life. I've tried that, for years, and it's been nothing but frustation and wishing I could just get to drawing my stories. So try drawing a ton of poses from your favorite stuff.
What helped me with anatomy is sculpting, all the torso/arm muscles made sense after that. Daiso sells a good amount of oil clay for 2 dollars
>>29205056
Wow did you make that? It looks nice. And yeah, you're right, I almost went crazy not having anyone to have deep conversation with and discuss things and exercise my brain muscle with. Its always just pointless observations, gossip, opinions on basic things that don't lead anywhereor have a point, ass kissing and stupid pedantry and showing off. Nobody can just "be" anymore, I feel like such an old man saying all this but I miss the good ol days when there wasn't stupid idiots having their beliefs reaffirmed in an instant and people had to work for achieving things. I am glad I have divergent thoughts and critical skills because its how I can weed out who is and isn't worth talking to. Thats not snobby either, I am nice to everyone, I just can't force myself to be dumb. I hope natural selection takes out people who deserve it and feeds my revenge boner but I already know from experience that life isn't fair and good people die
>>29202231
lorde is not even hot
>>29205169
Thank you, it's a lot of fun and very therapeutic. Here's something after 6 months of sculpting (total about 1 month worth of hours on and off)
It's an octopus/human god for a game I'm trying to make
>used to be a huge neet that did nothing but play league and dota for +6 hours straight
>live in the ghetto so there's no one to talk to outside
>normalfag friends at work keep asking me to hang out but conversations are you know, terrible and after a while they just talk to each other and I feel like I don't belong there, not sure why they even invited me
>I live in california so I don't like driving
>doing normalfag things didnt make me happy
>creating stuff finally did
I know what you mean, and it's good to know they'll never create anything awesome. All those people I know are content with being wageslaves for the rest of their lives.
>Its always just pointless observations, gossip, opinions on basic things that don't lead anywhereor have a point, ass kissing and stupid pedantry and showing off. Nobody can just "be" anymore, I feel like such an old man saying all this but I miss the good ol days when there wasn't stupid idiots having their beliefs reaffirmed in an instant and people had to work for achieving things.
I've tried taking online classes on edx as well as attend workshops but I keep meeting "those" kind of people there too. It's really hard finding anyone who even wants to think a little.
>>29205169
Also I've only started working 2 years ago, I'm 27 and was a neet for most of my life. I'm hoping to draw furry porn (im not into it) for commission instead of working a day job because it takes a lot out of me
>>29205295
Yeah, you can tell when you met someone capable of making original thought but they are so rare,especially when you don't actively meet new people all the time. I wish there was like, a dating site or a nerd meetup for people who actually use their brain and like to think. Not just mensa or university which normies can just buy into to appear smart, and college aged students all seem so cancerous idk not to seem so judgy, but I can't get along with them and they are my own age group! And they just get worse! I hope I never go crazy or die young, it would be a waste of a perfect brain when there are other dumb psychopath normies who deserve to die. I have a mental hitlist of people who I'd be ok if they died. One of them is my exes new partner, because I am petty and that was supposed to be me. Not to say anyone deserves to die knock on wood, just that I am such an angry bitter person that it got to the point I actually consider it viable. We have too many humans on earth, it can't sustain itself. Especially not africa.
>>29205372
God tell me about it.
All the normies I know are having kids now for all sorts of retarded reasons: I have to pass on my genes, I'm bored, My parents want grandkids. It's never: I want to raise a functional human being who will both enjoy what the world has to offer while giving joy to others/alleviating their pain. Even time I look at where our current population # is, I die a little inside.
>news keeps saying we have a low birthrate in the west
>and we need immigrants to replace it
But if you look at stats for America and Japan we're already straining housing and infrastructure to the max.
I have a similar list in my head, some people just seem genuinely awful - I don't know how they survived so long without a lynch mob tearing them apart
>>29205446
That's bullshit though, and they know it, we only "need" immigrants because we are the only ones rich enough and low enough with our birthrates that we can sustain it better. If we were all shitting out 10 kids by the time we were 25 and not wearing condoms then we'd be the ones immigrating to a different country. I secretly hope the people I hate have bad things happen to them/ lose some of their privileges, too many assholes these days get away with stuff either because they have a big support network or they don't get their shit called out because most normies either don't care or aren't smart enough to do anything about it. It sounds psychopathic but I have rage, these are legit thoughts I have, what am I gonna do, bottle it all up? The only exceptions I make are for innocent and nice people who are just going about their lives not trying to harm anyone and not being a dick, or a drain on society, or don't offer anything to the world. I am sick of pointless normies who are allowed to go far in life and dumb bitches who get their shit validated judt because they have friends.
>>29205535
Any luck channeling the rage into other stuff? Because you seem too cool to have your life used up for that.
Like you would only get rid of +30 of them and they'll just have more to replace their ranks, if that's what you meant. I'm really bad at figuring out what people mean.
Having a good time with other nice people is by far a greater joy than any of those dumbass normies will have.
>>29203323
Would bang without a second thought
>>29205535
Didn't hear back from you but I hope you're alright anon.
>>29202231
I like herI'm asian
