no bullshit, whats the best way to kill yourself without looking like a loser faggot?
inb4 "but you already are a loser faggot"
>Go to area with high melanin enrichment content
>Get mugged
>Resist
>Get stabbed or shot to death
Putting a dindu in prison, the noblest of sacrifices.
15 feet heavy duty chain
2 master locks
1 gallon gasoline
1 lighter
1 knife
a bridge
lock one end of the chain in a loop around the bridge railing
Lock the other loop around your neck, making sure your head will not slip out. The tighter and more uncomfortable the better
Douse yourself in gasoline
Sit on the railing
Set yourself on fire
Slit your throat
Lean forward
Congratulations, you've committed a triple-strength redundancy suicide. You've hung yourself, set yourself on fire and sliced a major artery
If you're lucky you may impress everyone by how hard core you went out
>>29201856
a decent idea, but not really a guaranteed death. I'd hate to go through that just to wake up in a fucking hospital
>>29201915
actually considering doing this, at least with this method I will definitely die and not fuck it up
bump for more ideas please
suicide by cop but make it look like it isn't
Conceal carrying and dying in the process of stopping a shooter.
You'll be seen as someone who heroically put their life down to save others but reallyyou didn't care
Rent some kind of ferarri or lamborghini for one day and check what is stronger your car doing 200mph or a tree
>>29201928
>alt-right
Yes, kill yourself please
>>29202532
This is a good idea
fuck you this comment is original
