>tfw no gf
>tfw no fat gf
>tfw no fat qt 3.14 gf
>tfw no fat qt 3.14 gf with chubby cheeks
>and dimples over her knuckles
>and a little roll under her chin
>and dark brown hair
>large breasts
>blue eyes
>pale skin
>and soft arms...
>soft, fat pillowy arms to fall asleep in every night
>a chubby tummy that i can lay my head on every night
>and a sweet voice for saying sweet things to me
>every
>night
*sigh* :3
fatgirl gee eff when?
>>29201525
thought you were describing me for a second there, was worried i had a stalker. then i remembered I dont talk to anyone that browses r9k or is into fat chicks.
>>29201577
you're trying to drive me up a wall...
>tfw no gf
>tfw no fat gf
>tfw no waft of fishy bologna from the sheets when I come to bed
>no boogers on the bathroom wall
>no giant turds or bloody tampons left unflushed
>no sitting around naked on the couch all night tweezing her giant tip pores
>no hot young sister I have to imagine to even bust a nut while fucking fatty
>no bitter angry fatness poisoning my day
>>29201771
SOMEONE DELETE THIS NOW!
>>29201604
i have freckles tho so not exactly pure pale skin,
>>29201771
jokes on you my older sister is also thin and gorgeous
>>29202009
>freckles
DROPPED
no, freckles are lovely. I hate everything that happens after 9:00 at night because all my obligations are over and I have nothing else to do and I just think about fat girls until I fall asleep.
Oh, and thick thighs. I almost forgot. These are a must.
>tfw you'll never lick a fat qt's thick hairy meaty calves and proceed all the way up
Why has the Tumblr Internet Defence Force been shilling landwhales so much recently?
>>29202848
Because they're sexy.
Too bad they wouldn't date a fat guy like me though. :(
WHY THE FUCK DO FAT GIRLS HAVE SHITTY PRESONALITYS BUT I CAN TALK TO CHESTLETS SO EASILY!?
>tfw you'll never a qt fat with a beard and massive saggies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRGCGDH_Z_M
