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the universe has offered you powers for your prolonged abstinence
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the universe has offered you powers for your prolonged abstinence from drugs, sex and other degenerate actions.

you start out with 100 points

>have kissed a girl before

- 30 points

>have done illegal drugs

-30 points

>drink

-20 points

>have had sex before

-50

Powers

supreme athleticism: you acquire your dream body and obtain slightly above max human strength, agility and reflex

cost: 50 points

inter dimensional traveler: you can enter any world of fiction be it your favorite anime to your favorite video game for a max of one week when you return you will start out where you left off

cost: 50 points

ACHUALLY: you win every arguement thing is, you have to know what your talking about and you have to be right to beguin with, this power makes your speech fluent and coherent you don't stumble over words or forget information

cost: 20 points


1 billion$: you get one billion dollers

cost: 50
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>80 points
I'll take the billion dollars and the argument I've since I'd still have 30 points.
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>>29201472
this is retarded

obviously the 1 billion dollars

and then interdimensional traveller, if I can use my power multiple times

too bad I've only got -30 points to spend
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>>29201472
>tfw not a kv since I once kissed a lesbian in spin the bottle
>only 70 points
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>>29201472
>tfw all 100 points
well, at least i can choose the argument winning AND the supreme athleticism
then I can become rich with these 2 things
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>>29201472
100
inter and supreme body
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100 points
Athleticism and $1 billion.
Easy
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