What are your favorite strategies for preventing others from getting any sex?
>>29199318
da fuk is up with her pussy? did she put like 10 bananas in there?
>tfw out with female coworker during work travel
>dude hits on her
>asks for her number
>she gives it to him
>proceed to degenerate him the entire ride back to the hotel
>she changes her mind quickly and ignores his texts
I mean he was a loser though so I was doing her a favor more than just trying to get that guy cockblocked
>>29199622
right? and people worship that for some ungodly reason. sex dolls for life
>>29199318
THAT PICTURE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>What are your favorite strategies for preventing others from getting any sex?
I badly Photoshop pictures of naked women so virgins are scared off them for life
>>29199634
What made him a loser?
>>29199318
Based on that woman hands she's 50+ so that roastie can be expected from a woman who birthed 2 or 4 kids and took dick for the last 30 years at minimum.
I still want to vomit at that thing though.
>>29199845
Dude, it's really, really obviously photoshopped.
Are you actually that retarded?
>>29199875
Nigga check her hands, she's an old lady I have seen vaginas like that. Same goes for her hemorrhoids.
mature porn (don't confound it with milf porn) is pretty disgusting but sometimes I do shame faps to it.
>>29199909
You can literally see the skin changing color and blurring over her finger on the right.
It's not even a good shop? How can you think it's real?
>>29199909
The clit is like way far off from where it should be and there's this weird gap of skin between her labia and one of her hands that just should not be there.
>>29199984
>How can you think it's real?
Because disgusting shit like this exist and it's kinda of a niche fetish.
>>29199318
does she have some sort of medical condition
wtf?
The fact op saved a picture of a sandwich makes me sick.
>>29199984
>>29200026
you guys act like things are supposed to be as you believe them to be
>>29200026
She probably just pumped that shit, there's a lot of old whores that are into pumping.
>>29200041
Of course disgusting shit like that exists, my point is that the OP pic is BLATANTLY photoshopped?
The labia is bigger than her entire hand, the entire vagina is a lower resolution than the rest of the pic, and as I said you can see it clipping over her finger on the right?
>>29200080
That doesn't explain the wandering clit??
>>29200041
Not to mention that the whole thing is like an inch to the right off center.
>>29200114
Her clit is in the right place she's just an old flabby roastie with a large clit.
Seriously. >>29199318 is in the right place...
>>29200041
There is no other comparison, really.
>>29200148
But...
What?
It's so clearly not?
There's about a cm between her pussy and leg on the right then like 1 1/2 inches on the left.
It's a really bad shop.
>>29199318
Christ, that's fucking disgusting
>>29199318
>worm sticking out of buttroast
This thread actually has me in tears from laughing so hard.
