You're sitting on the bus and this girl gets on and walks up to you.
>Hey weirdo, that's my seat. If you don't get up I'll just sit on you.
How do you respond?
>>29199170
It's a fucking public city bus, just sit somewhere else!
>y-yes plz k thnx
I do what I do with any inconvenience comes my way. I ignore it.
probably just move because I'm non-confrontational
Shrug and watch her get annoyed as she struggles to decide whether to find a different seat or deal with the cock jabbing into her.
Let her swallow and digest me alive of course. :3
"you just got on the bus how is this your seat?" then ignore her until she goes away
>>29199170
"I got your seat right here, Baby Girl," as he proceeded to pat his genitals.
>>29199170
>You're a big girl
Wherever I go, I must meme.
id let her sit on me, then pop a boner and watch the reaction.
I got something for you to sit on ;)
>>29199170
>Hey weirdo, that's my seat
You can reserve seats on public transport now?
>>29199170
>you gonna sit on my face or my massive throbbing erection, chubby?
your move now cunt
>>29199170
There's plenty of empty seats over there, ma'am. Why do you think you need to sit exactly here?
You alone in a waiting room with her when she nudges you and uncovers her breasts
>They're getting really heavy, would you mind drinking them down?
What do you say?
Calmly decline to move, and if she continues harrassing me, work with the bus driver and other passengers to keep her under control until the police or station security arrive.
This is the real world. What do you expect to happen?
>>29200237
This is my fetish
>ywn get to help a chubby milf make her breasts less swolen by milking them.
>ywn get to kiss her afterwards and take her back to your place to make love
>ywn get to cuddle with her chubby body and massive breasts pressed closely against you while you both talk about life.
>ywn have a stacked chubby girl be your gf
>ywn be in love
>>29199170
P-please sit on me.
>>29200237
too many calories fuck off
>>29199170
Hope she enjoy the ride.
>>29199170
>how do you respond
Weirdo. Weirdo? Weirdo. Weirdo! Hey weirdo, I'm gonna sit on you! Weirdo?
Weirdo.?
>>29199170
>hope you don't mind my boner
>>29199170
Something similar happened to me in highschool. I supposedly sat in the seat belonging to a girl who knew that I liked her, she just pulled this over the top shocked expression thinking I'd be scared and change seats immediately. Kinda boring story tbqh.
>>29199285
This
Even though I'd actually want her to sit on me
Do it! Go ahead! Y-you won't.
>Y-you have a headache, anon? Do you want to try resting your head on my thighs?
How do you respond?
>>29202171
Yeah, I think that would help.
>>29199170
you can sit down but I'll sit on you instead
>>29202171
s-sure I-i'd love to
I would probably cry and move seats. I dont want to cause anybody problems and to inconvience her or anybody with my life makes me feel awful.
Reposition myself so my face gets buried in her huge round gorgous ass. Any more of her?
>>29202171
I fucking hate hentai in this style so much.
>>29202171
Just give me aspirin goddammit why are you almost naked anyway? Kids these days jesus
Deny her the spot and hope she beats me up before sitting on me
>Wow, I'm stuffed! I can't believe I ate two entire pizzas. Want to heat up the third and see how much I can get through?
How do you respond?
>>29203841
Jesus, you are getting fat, just look at this belly. I have a fucking belly gf now? I don't want a belly gf. Lose some weight fatty.
Then I would unzip my penis and fuck her while playing with her belly.
>>29199170
>okay
don't move
Sorry miss, the entire bus is filled and I do not want to stand around with an erection. So feel free to sit on me I guess.
>M-my body won't stop growing. I've had to go shopping for clothes three times this month. Will you still love me no matter how thick I get, anon?
How do you respond?
>>29199170
If she sits on me I won't move. I'll just warn her that if I'm hard, she can either sit on it or fuck off.
>>29204844
As long as you still fit through the door, darl.
>>29199366
cute baby cute
Move so just my head is on the seat, go ahead, sit down.
Beg her to sit on me. If she does I get fat ass on my dick. If she gets weirded out and fucks off I don't get sat on. Either way, I win.ALSO, T H I C K
Who else here loves 2d bellies?
Cum in my underpants.
>>29199567
4 utotallyoriginaluguise
>>29199366
only one real man out of all these betas
>>29204844
tfw this is my fet
man this thread makes me hard
>>29199170
Go ahead, you can sit on my lap anytime.
>>29203222
+1 robot score
Now THAT is self hating dysfunction.
Godspeed, you black emperor.
feel when no seven foot tall BBW gf who puts you in headlocks and bullies you
>>29199170
HELP! I'M BEING OPPRESSED!
Go away fatshit
*smirks*
I'm not moving.
*uncrosses legs*
