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how about we just all chill the fuck out for once and have nice chats

remember that?

[r9k, omegler9k]
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>>29199014
Do most of you omeglefags use mics? Or is it mostly just video with text chat?
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I just met the most based robot on r9k. and no one even knows who he is.
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>>29199014
why cant it just be r9k.
why does it have to be more than one tag?
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>emo grunge
It's called NEET hair you fucking roastie whores

>stop squinting
stop having a blown out vagina
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People always skip me once they see me ;_;
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>>29199243
r9k omegle tag is just full of chads trying to score easy desperate fembot pussy. you might find a robot to have a nice conversation with but otherwise you'll be skipped by everyone, even the fembots who are looking for Chad with glasses.
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>>29199243
dont take it personal, we are just looking for qt girls

>inb4 some faggot says he isnt when he is even more thirsty than most people here
if you are not honest you wont get the qts senpai
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>>29199301
im just looking for fembots to talk to honestly. i know im not attractive enough to get wins or anything but I need my grill interaction fix too sometimes. Im trying to get it now but im noticing an awful lot of hot guys and the only fembots have skipped me.

is r9k omegle a meme?
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>>29199301
>>29199399
keep fucking worshipping women why dont you, you fucking cucks. they're just fucking women, how does that simple fucking fact win all your attention?

I'm pathetic in SO many ways, but at least I don't go head over heels over any vagina that comes near me.
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>>29199522
I don't worship women, i skip most girls and only talk to the ones i find qt, and even them they are the ones who want my attention and not the other way around because unlike you im not some beta faggot who only comes to this tag to cry about his problems
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>>29199570
>only talk to the ones i find qt
well there you fucking go, dont you. just worship the "qt" ones. pathetic.

what did "qt" girls do to DESERVE your respect as a man? absolutely NOTHING. they have to earn it just like any other individual.
yet you go all over the place chasing them around, calling them "qt"s just to showcase the whole fucking world how much power they have over you, just HOPING one of them will be bored enough to talk 10 minutes with you. these 10 minutes are nothing to her, yet they feel like paradise to you, dont they, you cuck?

I am aware I sound very triggered right now, and that is because men like you are the reason women are so entitled these days.
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>tfw finally meet a fembot who is interested in me and accidentally close the window
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>tfw accidently hit back in the browser to watch a youtube video while talking to a nice girl


I'll probably kill myself tonight. On the off chance that she reads this thread. My Skype is rehhv3
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>>29199733
if you asked any of the qt girls how long it took me to delete them from skype they would say on average 2 - 3 days

you think that by talking to a qt girl im giving them my respect as a man, it must be really sad to have the world perspective that you have

stay triggered m8, im still gonna sit here and enjoy a nice conversation with a qt girl without overthinking everything like the neurotic faggot you are
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who wants a qt 3.14 asian husband? skype: jimmy.smith772
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>>29199980
and she just skipped me instantly. tonight is the night bros.
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>>29200004
husbando still available up for grabs!
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GET ONNNNN ROBOTS
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To the robot who was about to show me his peen, sorry i had to skip suddenly. I had a friend coming over to the apartment
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>>29200745
can i get robots to show me their penises if i'm a blackbox?
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>>29200776
Maybe anon. I bet you can charm the pants off of them
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>>29200745
It's all good senpai, you did say you had to go.
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>>29200745
What did he look like? I wanna find him and this this peen.
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>dat sexy neck

ughhh wanna bite it sooo muuuch *NHHAAACC*
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>>29200818
Yeah, pity it had to be right before the reveal though
>>29200847
I just saw him from the chest down, he looked like he'd be packing heat
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Are people still screen capping? I don't want to go on cam if someone is.
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>>29200974
i am capping every single one of you cockroaches
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>>29200924
>packing heat
t-thanks
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>>29201002
Leave Grimes alone you BITCH.
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>wanna do it
>hate getting skipped
>hate black boxes
>no one uses voice anyway so its people looking at eachother while reading posts

what the fuck is up with that are you people mute or something?
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>>29201002
cap yourself
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>>29201060
I want to do it too, anon. I feel you.

Also I'm a pussy ass bitch too.
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>>29201002
>cockroaches
cap yourself
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>>29201014
No problem senpai. Glad I could make you gay today
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>>29201060
I can't get the speaker to work on my laptop and I'm too stupid to figure out how to fix it..
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>>29201060
We're all awkward senpai
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>>29201180
Should I just do it anyways no matter if I'm an awkward fuck or not?
I'm not the same anon btw
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>>29201180
so youre too awkward to speak but are fine with showing your face?

what kinda backward ass shit is that?
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i am connected. me and my jewish friend here? we're going places
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Are there ever any girls that actually go on cam?

I feel like if I do it'll just be the same old /r9k/ rhetoric: roastie, normie, ree, tits or gtfo, etc
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>>29201202
You could but i think most people mute the other end too because they like to multitask and listen to music or something while on omegle.
>>29201208
People are strange anon.
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>>29201248
Alright, I'm going in. Wish me luck, anon.
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>>29201289
Godspeed anon, you're gonna go the distance
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he a big guuuyy
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>>29201354
He's nice and autistic leave him alone
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>>29201132
My Skype is throwaway6321 if you wanna add me senpai.
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>>29201209
shave ur face pubes
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>everyone is a normalfag
>except me
what did I expect
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>>29201588
That can't be right, everyone but me is the normalfag, anon
I'm serious
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>>29201633
No, you aren't. Everyone on this thing except me is either a nonvirgin, woman, white, rich, happy, wants a gf, etc.

these people are fucking insufferable
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>>29201805
>Everyone on this thing except me
>except me
lmao sure thing snowflake
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>>29201820
Yes, except me. Kys normalshit.
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my gf works hard so that one day we'll overcome the great geographic distance that separates us and we will unite!
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>>29199980
>>29200312
pic related is him
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>>29202148
o no dude plz mr 4chan hacker dont ruin my non-existant life.

I can piss in a bottle for anyone right now if you go on omegle. I'm a ghost.
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>>29202148
oh and also *tips gentlemanly beard and nu-male tattoo. Perhaps we can rip some dank nuggets after visiting starbucks some time. I'll bring the scarves and nerd glasses.
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>>29202302
>visiting starbucks

th-this is fedora tier?

but frapps are so comfy
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>>29202320
going on r9k with the omegle tag and skipping anyone who is male is also pretty comfy., :^)

I'll bet you're one smooth lad.
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