>You're not funny
Painful things normies say thread
>>29198540
>stop being weird
>>29198540
"who invited YOU?"
also, oregano original comment.
>>29198540
"Fuck you, Anon, I will NEVER lick your asshole."
>>29198540
>DeIete your account
>>29198540
"You're worse than brap posters."
>>29198540
>are you special or something?
If on I had dropped out one semester sooner
>why don'cha speak up, anon?
>Take responsibility
>Pull yourself up by your bootstraps
>I did it. Why can't you?
Then you explain how your situation is different and then they say
>LOSER FAGGOT, STOP MAKING EXCUSES
>>29198797
Brother to the classic "Why are you here?"
>YOU'RE... UNEMPLOYED!!!
t. my father
>"Why are you talking to me/us?"
>"GO AWAY! YOU'RE REALLY ANNOYING"
Said to me by a girl who I never said a word to when I was in middle school
I have more. I just can't remember any of them.
>>29198919
>Plenty of people in your situation have turned their lives around! Stop making excuses!
>But those people didn't grow up in my body with with my brain to my parents in my neighborhood. We aren't comparable at all, and even if we were, am I a bad person for failing where others have succeeded? 90% of people with skin cancer survive, but 10% die from it. Are they losers because they failed where others have succ--
>WOW ARE YOU REALLY COMPARING CANCER TO YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS WOW WHAT A SPOILED CRYBABY FAGGOT HAHAHA!
>That's not what I was doing at all. It's an analogy for how--
>CRYBABY FAGGOT! CRYBABY FAGGOT! KEEP MAKING EXCUSES AND BLAMING YOUR PROBLEMS ON YOUR GENETICS AND UPBRINGING! HAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING MANCHILD!
>You try WAY to hard
A girl told me this in middle school when I asked her out. I haven't been the same since.
>>29198540
>Anon, if you shot up the school you wouldn't kill me, right?
I always laughed it off, but it still hurt.
>"Dude you're so fucking ugly!!"
>Everyone laughs
>Laugh it off but it killed me inside
>Depressed for 2 years
>nobody likes you
and no one around disagrees and you don't know what you did wrong since you try to keep to yourself in the first place so you don't offend anyone
>>29198540
>Is anyone even Anon's friend?
>>29199462
I got this a lot too
>anon if you're going to go crazy don't kill me ok?
>Dude I think he's just going to go crazy and kill everyone
I was just a quiet person who people made fun of.
>"you're soo girly"
not a girl
in the military
fuck
>>29198540
>Your smile/laugh is creepy
Way to kick me when I least anticipate it in a moment of joy I have. Literally fuck anyone who does this. Ruining someone's expression of joy hurts far more than being called ugly, because you realize you can never show happiness to others, and they will find you creepier and uglier.
>>29199695
Goddamn that's fucked. That could make someone self concious for years.
All throughout high school, I had a massive zit on the side of my nose. There was no acne anywhere else, but who cares?
Whenever someone got close enough to my face, I'd get
>ew, is that a wart?
>geez man what's wrong with your face?
and my all time favorite
>hey, did you know you've got something...there?
>>29199462
I asked a friend who was talking about shooting up the school when I was in middle school if he'd spare me to try and brush off the conversation as a joke.
He looked me dead in the eyes and said no.
>you're so lame
>You need to wear a bra hahahaahahhahah -said to me by some girl on the last day of 5th grade that was always nice to me.
>put your shirt on.. you need to wear a shirt -said by my sister while I was getting done swimming.
Those comments destroyed the shaking confidence I had in myself due to being picked on for having gynecomastia. It damaged me.
> Why don't you tan, anon?
> Is that your real hair colour, anon? You should dye it.
> Anon, are you emo, do you cut yourself?
ffs
>>29198540
>Why are you being so quiet?
>you're so quiet
YES GOD DAMN IT BECAUSE EVERYTIME I TALK YOU PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ME, EVERYTIME ANY OF YOU GET TO KNOW ME YOU MAKE FUN OF THE THINGS THAT HURT ME THE MOST THAT'S THE FUCKING WHY I'M QUIET GOD DAMN IT IT'S A DEFENSE MECHANISM
>>29200008
You have man boobs?
What cup size are they?
pics?
>>29198540
you're probably not funny. you probably say stupid shit on the mic over live games. I hate poeple like you with extreme adhd autism asking stupid ass question, screaming, and genuinely trying to be funny. you're not funny, kill yourself.
>>29198540
>"lol anon is so ugly he's cute!"
>"kinda like those naked mole rats right!!
>entire class starts laughing
i found 4chan a few weeks after that. a
>>29200202
What the fuck are you on about? A co worker told me that, I don't have internet friends.
>Be in middle school
>Talking to friend about how a girl rejected me
>Fucking says "maybe you could wear a bag on your head"
Holy shit
Posted this in the wrong thread woops
>>29200225
Well, are you ugly though?
>>29200247
That's even worse, saying stupid shit in the workplace? Luckily I have a solution, just limit the number of times you let yourself try to make jokes per day. Let's say 5 times. If you're really as funny as you think you are, your 5 best jokes should be enough.
>"I have these coupons I'd like to use."
>"What?"
>"I-I said I have these coupons I'd like to use."
>"Oh ok just wait until everything is checked out hun."
FUCK YOU OLD LADY NORMIE CASHIER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29200280
you sound like a cunt-robot
quit being a psychopath to strangers online.
>>29200310
You should just be grateful that a lady is talking to you at all, desu.
>>29200328
Don't use the word cunt, you misogynist asshat :)
>that's a nice head you have on your shoulders
while saying it with a smirk
>>29198540
>she is just 8 you fucking weirdo
>I liked it better when you didn't talk
>Why didn't you go to prom? You don't want to be one of those loser antisocial people
>your music sounds like noise, can you turn it off?
I have so many for my step mom telling me she doesn't like the music I make. Every genre I play is "just noise" to her.
>you look like Dan Stevens
wtf i dont even see it
>You're not funny.
I hear that from my sister constantly and each time I tell her to fuck off considering all of my friends think I'm hilarious.
>Go play with your friends
>What a face you have, friend! Excellent for scaring slow-witted lads
FUCK YOU I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
"Wait anon, you've never tried alcohol? Oh that's right, I forgot, you're a loser."
"Can you please not be in our group? Go in someone else's."
>>29200373
>I will Drink From Yer School
i fucking hate Glasgow
>>29200431
Lol you've never tried alcohol? Are you one of those "my body is a temple" douches?
>>29200280
>Well, are you ugly though?
yeah, but that doesn't mean they should humiliate me like that.
It would of been better for them to ignore me like most people do.fuck off my board normie cunt
>>29198540
>"you dont have a heart, you have a rock instead"
>>29200477
Like it or not you're part of our society, you can't just go on being ignored. You have to contribute in some way.
>>29200517
>You have to contribute in some way.
Holy shit what the fuck are you talking about you giant faggot? The poor dude just don't wanna be calleg ugly in his fucking face
>be me
>6th grade
>6.5/10 asks me out
>FUCKING YES
>was really into Pokemon at the time
>draw little pikachu on the back of my paper, the heart tailed one
>"Anon, Pokemon sucks"
>"SHUTTHEFUCKUPYOUDUMBWHORE"
>Take her phone, fucking chuck it at the wall
>TFW I lost my potential first gf because of a pikachu
>TFW I got told my favorite hobby was trash, laughed at for the whole year, etc
>>29200577
Wow your so cool. You know how to use homophobic slurs. But guess what? It doesn't change the fact of what I said
>>29200631
Go back to wherever it is you came from. You don't belong here.
>>29200458
>waaah stop doing things I don't like with your own body!
You know people can have other opinions than yourself, right?
>>29200631
it also doesn't change the fact you're a giant faggot
>>29200620
You're better off, tamalam
>>29200631
>>tumblr
Please leave in a kindly manored fasion
>"nah, I don't want to go to that side of the room, it smells, it's because anon is over there"
>"you don't have to try, you'll never beat us, anon"
>"I've had more girlfriends than you, so I'm better than you"
Sometimes I wish I have punched them in the face
>"why do you wear the same clothes everyday, anon, are you poor or something?
>hahaha do you live in a dumpster or something?
I wasn't exactly the richest kid, and I didn't have much of a fashion sense anyway, so I wore the same habitual clothes every week and they made fun of me a lot for that.
>"yeah I've been to/seen/heard/done this particular thing/event before, I wasn't born in a cave, like anon.
>>29200620
>Be in 6th grade
>Get note passed to me that a girl liked me and to meet her in a stairwell after class
>Be happy as fuck, had a crush on this girl
>Head right to stairwell
>It's bustling with people switching classes, but I don't see her, must be late talking or something haha
>10 minutes late to class after it finally dawned on me what really happened
>>29200666
Your post number ends in 666, how fitting. Thank you for showing me how inviting 4chan is. loser.
>>29200694
I'm not even going to justify this with a response. Some people contribute to society by being aesthetically pleasing. By calling him ugly they were telling him to make something of himself in a roundabout (and yes a little bit mean, but ultimately necessary) way. It should have been a wake up call, but instead he went on r9k to cry to his loser friends.
>>29200725
it's just a website, it's no different from this one, both have cool people and both have assholes. but i guess you really got me there. im crushed!!! how dare you accuse me of using the vile tumblr !!!1!1!one
>"Anon do you shower?"
>>29200785
>I'm not even going to justify this with a response
>responds
These posts reek of brit bong
>>29200785
oh my god man you're pathetic
>>29200795
damn that hits close
orgynal
>You're ugly
>Were you a mistake?
>Your parents looks really old, you must have been a mistake
>Eww, you're creepy
>You're a good guy Anon, girls must really like you.Thanks mom..
>>29200458
At that point (Sophomore year of HS) I hadn't. I was a total bitch.
>>29200749
>"I've had more girlfriends than you, so I'm better than you"
I don't think "number of girlfriends" is a good metric for goodness. I have only had one girlfriend, but we've been together for the last 8 years... I feel better than a guy who's had 10 which only lasted a week. Hang in there :)
>>29200810
Wtf is a "brit bong"
>>29200822
nice ad hominim attack loser. how about you refute even a single one of my points lol
oh that's right you can't be bothered to use your single braincell for something productive lol
>>29200761
>be me, once more, 18
>grown a lot since then, had an actual gf
>THICC AS FUCK Hispanic grill is in class
>She's chill we become friends
>She leaves her phone accidentally after class, unlocked
>Ohyeahbb.GIF
>Look through text messages, find ass pics sent to her boyfriend
>SOMEBODYRINGTHEDINKSTER.jpeg
>Send them to my phone, save photos, delete conversation
>Got away with it
I felt guilty for doing it, but I had fap material.
>>29198540
>be freshman in high school
>Somehow do ok on a presentation
>Chad tries to give me a high-five
>Autism mode turns on and I awkwardly give him handshake
>"Anon, I was trying to give you a high-five. Don't be so retarded all the time."
>"Y-yeah"
I then went to my seat and the asian girl who I sat next to got angry at me for not properly thanking her after she sarcastically complimented my presentation.
>>29200666
satanic trips checked
God bless you, for you are the devils child
>he calls people losers
>while posting on r9k on a friday night
good b8 skills though. 6.5/10
>>29200785
>It should have been a wake up call
you can't fix ugly.
>little to no acne
>short haircut
>not overweight
>good Hygiene
there wasn't much I coud fix, I'm just ugly. So why was it "necessary" for them to be like this anon?
>>29200926
>>29201139 was meant for you. whoops
>Your voice is a little too deep
What does that mean you fucking idiot?
>>29200785
>4chan inviting
This place isn't for you faggot.
>being called ugly is good! It's a call to arms!
If your so bent on telling people how to contribute to society then why don't you kill yourself, it's a bit mean but you'll greatly help society!
>lol, he goes to /r9k/!
As oppose to you coming here and bitching about it?
Go back to Tumblr you cum guzzling Beluga whale.
SEXIST, the lot of you. I'm never coming back on this site again. have a fun sausage fest, losers :)
>>29201167
wow nice one "cum guzzling Beluga whale"... I can't believe that you are using my gender to attack me... oh wait I can.
>>29201158
I'm not surprised that people call you guys losers, how else could you be described?
>>29201147
I meant a wake up call to be productive. If you're not attractive you have a responsibility to be something else.
>>29200868
yeah, he had several girlfriends, but they all lasted about 1 week give or take a few days, and when I commented on how they left him because he was a shit person inside, he just brushed it off and said how he can get more girls than me, yet he couldn't manage to keep one for more than a month.
why do normaltards always brag about how many girlfriends they had, and not about how long they've been together? it's like their trying to make their incompetence and bad character look good, and it's actually accepted...
>dude start talking more, you're turning into that weird kid
>>29201298
fuck off you stupid whore nobody wants you here
>>29201298
So, you admit to being a cum guzzling Beluga Whale?
>>29201298
Good job, you didn't respond to me at all.
You're on 4chan on a friday night. You really don't have anything better to do? Did all your friends go in vacation since school's out?
>SEXIST!
This might be shocking to you, but some people hold different opinions than you.
>I'm never coming back on this site again
Good riddance.
>>29198540
>The doors over there, get out
That was painful
>>29201417
>You're on 4chan on a friday night.
yeah but so are you
>>29198540
>hey anon, have you ever had a gf? *laughs*
>>29200376
keep running from reality you disgusting pedophile
>>29201486
>So how many girls have you been with dude? *smirks*
>>29201469
I have every reason to be here since I'm a khv and a wizard. What are you doing here? From your typing style you're probably underageb&. Why are you wasting your time here? Do you just love laughing at less fortunate people or depressed people?
Please make good on your earlier promise and leave.
(assuming you're >>29201298 and not someone else)
>>29199498
a feel deeper than the ocean
i dont know how many times normals have dropped this phrase on me for existing
>be me, in biology class
>10/10 Hispanic girl (mentioned b4) pretending to be my mom
>Ohyes.PNG
>(Me)"Eating ass seems nasty idk."
>(Thicc momma)"Shut up Anon, you ate my ass last night"
>O-okay
>Obviously never did, but I have pinched her thigh so all is gr8
>>29200310
the fuck's wrong with that?
you say "okay!" and use your fucking coupons at the end of the transaction
dont be so damn emotionally fragile, there's a lot worse in this world people can say to you
>>29201298
>cum guzzling Beluga whale
How does this imply any gender? You just perpetuated a gender stereotype, you're the sexist one here
It's nothing specific, just the way they always interrupt and talk over me. I just wish people cared what I had to say.
>>29201166
Lol. I used to get that too by having people call me "cancer voice" and then some random cool kid told me I had a nice voice for my age and people loved it later and we'd laugh at the high pitched low test bitch voice boys.
>>29198540
>Hey guys this is my friend Anon!
>H-hi, how are-
>Hahaha, he doesn't really talk much, but he's cool.
YOU'RE NOT FUCKING HELPING ME WHEN YOU OPENLY AIR THE FACT THAT I'M SHY IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE AND PITY HELP ME IN CONVERSATIONS.
>>29200381
pics please danon stevens
>that triple knee combo does not mean you are no longer a virgin
Fuck you toby
>>29199498
Jesus christ I know that feeling so well
>>29200863
The only people who had already had alcohol at 15/16 are chads, stacies, and dumbasses who think they know everything about beer because their dad offered them a sip when they were 10
>your voice is annoying
>>29198540
>I like you more when you're drunk
>>29198540
>you stink
Hcudhfhhfhfhfhfhfhfhdsks
Alright, I'm back you fucks. I thought i could resist but you're all being too ignorant, even for r9k.
>>29201324
>whore
this is the definition of slut shaming, oh wait you probably hear that ironically more than genuinely on here, so let me explain: women can do with their bodies whatever they want and you cannot judge them for it. is this news to people? wtf
>>29201382
fuck you too :)
>>29201417
um what? how is calling blatant misogyny out intolerant? This might be shocking to you, but some people have different genders than you (and it doesnt make them inferior)
>>29201528
Not even me you responded to lol, just another reasonable person.
>>29201631
fuck man, what stereotype would that be? prick. I'm 1123154523451% sure you're talking out of your ass right now so im not worried...
>>29201938
I cannot actually believe you're typing all this
>>29200195
I went to a doctor and had them excised. It's called a double mastectomy. The nice thing is that now I walk around and don't have any anxiety about my chest. I can walk with better posture and my confidence has really gotten better.
>>29199266
>mfw the only person i thought was my friend in school said that to me as i sat next to her when we were outside together.
>you're not as stupid as you look (said as compliment)
also
>you're gonna kill yourself
>>29201836
It's like they are pre-programmed to hate/avoid people like us.
Then you see them on facebook supporting mental illness awareness BS (virtue signalling)
>other, closer friend on the phone talking to some people coming over
>can actually here the convo because I'm right next to him on the couch
>"He is there? Fuck, but he is so awkward!"
>>29201938
so let me get one thing straight, being called ugly is somehow constructive critizism, but being called pathetic for trying to start shit on 4chan is ad hominem?
>All he does is play games all day.
You shouldn't be talking considering you play casino slot games on your iPad.
>Why can't you be more like your cousin?
My cousin isn't your son. I am. Why don't you like me for who I am?
>You're stupid and you have no sense.
>You need to do more of (x), why can't you do (x)?
Because you've never taught me how to do (x). All you do is tell me to do something but you never show me or lead by example. Ever.
>You need to get hit with a belt
I am a 19 year old adult. Don't talk down to me like i'm 6. I'm big enough to knock you flat on your ass. Try me.
Yeah, happy early father's day, dad.
>>29202423
>inb4 y-you spelled it wrong XD
>>29202019
Its thankless work, but someone needs to do it :)
>>29202423
I didn't call anyone ugly, I was just saying that he shouldn't be so offended by it. The "your pathetic" comment was just unnecessary though. It didn't add anything to the discussion. Why even write it? It definitely didn't refute any of my points.
>"Stop trying to look smart anon"
I wasn't
>>29199432
>haven't been the same since.
i know that f....
Why do you guys hang with people who don't like you in the first place? Or are you just reliving your high school memories?
>Do you reckon he's asexual, or just closeted gay?
This is someshit that normie girls said on the bus last year on the way home from school. Idk why they'd ask that, considering the main reason I don't have a grill is that I have an ugly ass face, average body, awful personality, can't talk publicly most of the time without a seizure and have almost nothing normie to talk about. Fuck, I don't even watch TV shows so I can't talk about some crappy episode of "da werkin ded" or anything.
>You should try tinder
Tinder is for attractive or, if average, interesting people.
>Your normiebook profile pic is old from when you had a girlfriend like 4 years ago!
So what I have an outdated pic of 15 y/o me with that bipolar psycho? Atleast in that pic I didn't have to fake being happy.
>Lets go out tonight and get wasted at chad's party!
I don't like your friends, party pete, and they certainly don't like my autismo ass. I'd rather stay home and fap to Samus and Overwatch hentai.
>>29199392
Anon hug
>"I think we should just be friends."
>doesn't actually want to be friends
>bring up a problem
>listen politely as they treat it like a competition
>my own problems are not diminished and I now have another: nobody listens
>"You're not going to find a wife sitting in your room."
>I live at home and I'm a wizard
>>29199643
Don't take it as an insult, anon. Embrace it. Go on hormones and wear cute clothes and be my bf
"By the way anon we're drinking"
>>29200378
I got all three of these, it hurts.
Can I hear your music?
>>29200280
>>29200517
Leave this thread. Stop trying to act like a chad that's so above all this
>>29198540
>Are you limited to 5 words a day?
>You seem out of this world. Like you don't know anything about social life
Why can't they just let me be?
>>29202704
>Do you reckon he's asexual, or just closeted gay?
this lmao bitch you wouldn't fuck me so other girls wouldn't fuck me either so i'm alone
>no one is listening to you
>you aren't part of this conversation
"you need to talk more with everyone" t. everyone
>>29200373
>"It's almost harvesting season"
Fucking hell. I just want their affection and dialogue, why are they doing this to me? You can just tell me you don't want to talk, you know.
.
>>29199479
Jesus christ, what is wrong with people
>>29198540
>you scare me
>>29202456
Sounds like you should whoop his ass
>>29198540
>I like you as a friend only okay?
>>29200620
oh noes someone doesn't like what you like, so you have to get bitchy about it
>>29198540
>you're only good for one thing (dishwashing) and you aren't even good at that! (slams pile of dishes that need to be rewashed into his station)
i actually said this to my 52 year old 5'1 manlet coworker who can hardly read, can barely speak good english even though its his first language, has a severe napoleon and inferiority complex and has no friends or family. just today actually. robots, do yourselves a favor and don't stretch out the pain that long. The fact that this man has probably endured 52 years of constant bullying and rejection and yet still gets up every morning just doesn't make sense to me
>>29198540
Testing reply
>>29206183
A girl talked me up for like months, and she knew I had a crush on her so she started going ham around a week before my 16th birthday, being aware that I was having a party at my mates'. 'course I invite her, after all she was saying about giving me a "present" after sending low-quality webcam nudes. Birthday party happens, we get drunk (myself not so much, I'm a "sad" drunk so I try not to) and she ends up fucking my friend. I know what happened, go from pissed to depressed in 3.14 seconds. She walks out afterwards, realized what she did and then goes "it wasn't gonna happen, I see you more as a brother. besides...I had a crush on the way you talked and your personality, you physically just isn't my type anon"
feels_bad.jpg
>be in preschool
>teacher is absent that day
>my class is split up between all the other classes
>one kid in the class I was put in says
>you're not from here. get out of here
Been a robot ever since.
>tfw you intentionally make a room of people laugh hard three times within 20 seconds
I'm not even a normie. Mania is pretty fucking great sometimes.
>>29200868
>>29201307
They brag about it because it means more than one woman was interested in them.
>two different girls pretend to be interested in me in 7th grade
>one openly told me she had a dirty dream with me
>one flirted with me while sitting in her bf's lap
>>29206396
Thank god I was shunned by women immediately, could've been like you that got let on only to be harshily cut down.
At that point I'd develop a fierce hate for women forever.
>11 years ago
>haha nice tits man!
>have perky lil moobs
never forget and destroyed me since
who /fatfuck/ here
>>29204906
this
and i speak all the fucking time
what the fuck
>Renting place with few remaining friends I have
>Hear them talking, they dont realise how thin the walls are, or maybe they did and just didn't give a fuck.
>"Anon isn't that out of shape man."
>"lol naaah, hes pretty much a fucking mess bro"
>"Dude needs to fucking wake up and start living, he is seriously stuck in the fucking past."
That was two years ago and my self esteem has never recovered.
>>29200458
I didn't try alcohol til 18, then I went on it til 21 now I'm off it again and I'm 23. Overrated drug.
>got called a stoner and made fun of all through middle school because of my voice
How the fuck can i change that?
>you only look good when you straighten your hair
> Oliver does steroids
I like this one tho because it makes me feel fuzzy. Don't do steroids.
> You're not funny
Every time I've heard this they've had a stick up the ass
Honestly. Just get burned by people when I take them off the rotisserie. It doesn't faze me.
>>29206632
Detected for Latino girl with white boy fever
>>29198540
Why are YOU here? / why did you even come? .
>>29202587
Recalling old memories.
It's slightly better now. Slightly.
>smiling
>"why are you making that stupid face, anon? hahah"
>>29199554
M-me too anon. We just need love
>>29198540
>"Sorry but was that meant to be funny?"
>"Were not laughing with you, were laughing AT you"
When another of my friends friends came along
>"You can go home now Anon"
>>29200190
>you're so quiet
What's the difference between being shy and being quiet?
I posted this in another thread a day ago
>Hey Michelle are you parents alcoholic?
Um no Anon
>really, you see I've read a few books and from my knowledge you seem to have fetal alcohol syndrome, you have a weak undeveloped jaw, a proportionally small head, scrunched up nose as well as a flat face, and I know your dad left your Mother, Michelle, you have a feral alcohol syndrome enjoy dying at 50
I said this last week to some bitch who was calling me weird, I also made fun of her teeth.
>>29206994
I think I know who you are
OrigianlCommento
>>29207207
What's my name tho?
![1800[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1VxxcL8.png "1800[1].png")
>>29207221
Original Comment and Original Post #4389634
It wasn't even really painful, but one time I was in the psych ward this girl in her late 20's was just incredibly direct about pointing out that I was clearly an extremely miserable, socially isolated, and shy person, in the context of saying that it seemed like her son was starting to get that way, and she didn't want him to be. Everyone else told her he was too young to tell. I told her that she was right to be worried. Maybe she'll save him from robotdom. Probably not though.
>Honestly, we thought you weregoing to come into work one day and shoot the place up. :)
- from Chad and various other coworkers.
I don't even wear black or play video games that much anymore.
>ugh, why are you always so depressed?
>girls going round table asking each other how far they've got with guys
>listening to music so don't realise
>hear my name so I look up and they're all laughing
>"haha what?"
>"oh we were gonna ask you about if you've even had your first kiss yet but.. haha"
>everyone laughs
tfw still haven't
>She'll NEVER take you back
>He's way better than you'll EVER be
>Fuck off, Anon, We don't want you here
>(laughs with shitty breath) SHE DUMPED YOU AHAHAHAHA
Fuck that stank breath, squirrel-looking nigger.
>>29200385
Probably just because you and your friends are all fucking retards. You can't judge your humor by reactions from the lowest common denominator.
>"stop being quiet and weird"
>"stfu anon"
>*punches me*
>>29200373
>We can do this the easy way or the hard way
He did it the hard way.
>whore co worker listing all the male co workers she'd bang
>got skipped
>Who's the ugly guy?
Bitch I was fabulous back then and I am now and one day you will regret being born.
>>29198540
>can you not
gets me everytime
>>29206261
Why would you say that to him, you're a dick.
>>29199951
kek
>Orignialiaosdnaoisdn,xc lkamsd
I got told I smell in school once and 3 other people agreed. I don't know if they were fucking with me but it still haunts me to this day.
>tfw spend too much money on hygiene
>always wear cologne
>brush teeth obsessively
>wash obsessively
>eat fruit and drink water because internet said it helps
>still feel like I smell bad, self conscious around people
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HAVE TO RUIN ME LIKE THAT
>>29200863
I-I'm 27 and haven't drank ethanol.
I also haven't had sex
Or held someone's hand
Or had a hug in 8 years
My old family disowned me
>>29207641
Exact same thing to me, but to me they said I smelled like poop
>>29207654
I haven't drank ethanol. I've gotten drunk a few times, the most sexual experience I've had is a hand job, and that was when I was 14 with some 16 year old slut, I haven't had a hug nor hand holding in years, and my family is yet to finally accept that I am a failure.
Kill me.
>>29207819
>So I do all things you do + wipe my ass to the point of bleeding
>>29201055
Why do others need to be so douchey to already broken people?
>don't smile, it looks ugly when you do it
>>29207828
>I haven't drank ethanol. I've gotten drunk a few times
I've never had a girlfriend,
I'm failing school,
I have very few friends,
I have strange ideas and opinions (pretty much weird, I don't think I look so bad, work out, not fat).
I've never had Alcohol with people my age,
I've never been hugged by a girl my age,
I've never been kissed by a girl my age,
I've never been with a girl my age alone.
Sit so much at computer my neck is bending permanently
Beat that normies
>>29201298
Nobody cares that you're a girl you fucking nigger whore lol
>>29201938
>Fat tumblr whore detected, don't trigger her to hard she might explode
>>29201298
You ain't alright buddy. See me in the morning.
>sorry anon, I thought you'd be too busy for my party
>>29207837
>be poopbot
>manage to get a nice girl, nothing special, but she's kind and pretty
>stumbled over my words the first few times we talked
>She's forgiving
>Says it's cute and something about honesty
>skip to now
>get home from good date at Pepe's Italiano Cuisine
>awkwardly making out on couch
>eventually somehow make it to the bed
>she moves down poopbot body
>about to unzip poobot's cargo pants
>"hey poopbot..."
>y-yeah?
>"can i eat your ass?"
>allofmywot.png
>under pressure
>s-sure
>she tries not to look surprised and relieved, but her eyes show everything
>she moves down to poopbros butt crack
>suddenly
>"what the fuck why is your asshole all scabby and nasty looking?!"
>b-because some guys said I smell like shit, so I-uhm, clean it really hard
>pepes spaghetti pours out of poopbros butt onto grills face
>she runs away never to be seen again
Never forgetti
>>29207914
I'm probably normie, barely been on r9k. summerfag or something, even though it's winter here in Australia. Isn't ethanol corn based diesel or some shit? I didn't think it was a term for alcohol. Honestly I only ever ended up drinking vodka with coke and coronas
>>29207942
>Sit so much at computer my neck is bending permanently
How do I fix this one?
>>29208284
>>Sit so much at computer my neck is bending permanently
Idk if you really can, you can try to exercise and google on how to sit properly, as well as doing the neck stretch thingy.
Google how to sit properly at computer and how to correct/avoid turtle neck
>>29199695
fucking THIS. There's nothing worse than thinking you're having a good time with friends and someone has to single you out like that and remind everyone you don't belong.
>"Nobody gives a fuck about your video games. Nobody gives a fuck about you. Also, I'm not a lesbian, so you better get your gross mouth out of here."
Said by the only girl I fell in love with (otherwise I'm straight).
It hurt so much because the only thing that made me happy at that time was playing vidyas, so I liked to post about them on Twitter. I didn't want to get any attention on the topic, it was more of me talking to myself on a social platform.
She was also my only friend.
>>29208210
Ethanol is literally the technical name for the chemical producing the intoxicating effect of drinks.
>>29208456
Okay, thank you, my bad.
>>29200926
>ad hominem
>homophobic slur
This isn't fucking reddit you retard. Nobody is impressed by your snide attempts to avoid discussion by pointing out that yes, somebody just insulted you.
"yo stop swinging that yoyo, you almost hit me"
>I hate you my guy, you're a faggot and am gonna murder you.
"okay"
then I told the dean and he got kicked out of the wrestling team.
got you, you fucker.
>haha, anon you must always be high to think up that crazy shit
Why do Normies think every joke needs to be thought up while you're high?
>>29198540
>>29198752
>>29199266
>>29199695
>>29200170
Just ketting everyone know theres nothing wrong with us, the normies are the insane ones
>forced to group up with guy who I knew teased me behind my back
>two of my 'friends' are also in the group
>start shaking uncontrollably when i realize im going to be teased by this guy in front of my friends
>he notices me shaking
>'Jesus christ anon I'm not that scary'
Fuck.
> Tfw normies at least think I'm a funny guy
>"you can always make me laugh anon"
> still no gf
>>29199867
Why do normies get so angsty about spots on other people's faces?
>Minding my own business at school one day
>Ewww anon you have a massive spot on your face!!
>She was right, I'd noticed it that morning, but hadn't thought anything further of it
>"Aren't you gonna pop it? HOW can you not pop it??"
>She's getting more and more agitated, as if it being on my face is causing her physical pain
>Tell her I'll deal with it just to make her shut up
>Don't do anything, spot is still there tomorrow
>Rinse and repeat the conversation, sometimes with entirely different normies
There have been a number of times some normie (males as well as females) have just not shut the fuck up about some spot or pimple. They've made me "promise" to get rid of it and one of them even offered to have his sister come over and squeeze my face to pop the spot.
Why does it bother them so much?
>>29208284
by not being a fucking retard and sitting in a chair properly
>>29201323
that's a fair warning anon
>why do you always look angry?
>you look like a school shooter, haha
>>29200983
>I then went to my seat and the asian girl who I sat next to got angry at me for not properly thanking her after she sarcastically complimented my presentation.
>>29208411
Sorry to say pal, but lesbians don't exist.
>qt says ''she thinks guys with long hair are hot''
>be me- metalhead, long viking mane
>she continues ''except for you anon''
>everybody laughs, me too
>actually feel broken inside
>get that reminded by peers even days later
>>29198540
>You can't do that, it's not normal!
>What the hell are you doing?
>What's wrong with you?
>Don't you have any friends?
>Did you make any friends?
>Got yourself a girlfriend yet?
>>How about a boyfriend?
>Are you looking for a job?
>Nobody likes you
>This is why you don't have any friends
>[Any comment calling attention to visible discomfort around others]
>>29208868
Because it's indecent to go out in public with an enormous blight on your face. It's called basic hygiene.
>>29206898
I get more complements on my tits than any thing else.
>>29200440
I'm glaswegian and i drank in school once or twice desu
>>29207942
edgy 16 year old thinks his life is over because he likes the internet and isn't a social god, i seriously hope this is bait because you have just said the most retarded post i've seen all day. A lot of us had no friends in school and are virgins in our late 20's. I still dont have friends
>>29200942
gz
>ORIGI FUCKING NAL
>>29209986
>>>29207942 (You)
>edgy 16 year old thinks his life is over because he likes the internet and isn't a social god, i seriously hope this is bait because you have just said the most retarded post i've seen all day. A lot of us had no friends in school and are virgins in our late 20's. I still dont have friends
This post was actually really kind :) I would be your friend anon
> Hahahahahahaha, you have such a baby face.
The worst part was, this person didn't even mean anything by it. Normies just have zero filter. I don't even have that much of a baby face, people usually think I'm older than I am.
>>29206261
You sound like an asshole
Original comment wow, someone already posted this
>>29201938
A man can be a slut, too.
Glorifying a thing makes it no less disgusting. I judge guys who fuck around, standards or not, just the same.
I know you're a troll, it's just funny that there are actually people who think like rhat.
There's life beyond next week and having a dick in you only feels good until he cums and it's off to find another dick to fill the void where daddies love should be. Some day you'll understand that this is nothing to take pride in, male or female.
>Why don't you talk when we are having a group talk?
Probably because I am always cut off when I am going to talk. Or nobody pays attention to what I say.
>>>/wsg/1119026
>>29206700
number of woman interested in them =/= number of women that actually like him enough to stay with him
>>29198540
This wasn't said directly to me but it was painful nonetheless. I was walking home with some mates after a night of drinking and we ran into these two chicks who walked with us for a bit. Everything is going well, we're all laughing and having a good time until I hear one of the girls whisper to her friend, "he's so creepy looking", in reference to me. I take it in my stride as I was in a bit of a rush and I didn't exactly put much effort into my appearance before I went out. But then she says it again. And again. They won't even engage in conversation at this point without giving some sort of look of disgust so I said fuck it and left the group. It was such a shame because prior to that, I had built up some confidence and self-esteem which rapidly went down the fucking drain again.
>you are a nice guy anon but i want to be with someone who is good at sex
>I'm with chad now but we can still be friends right ?
>Don't try, you'll just fail anyway.
>Be 16 and out with a buddy, hookah bar, some beers, carfull of people I don't know
>pull into the parking lot of a resort hotel in Fort Myers, 3 HOT sluts hone on on buddies car and start flirting
>putting their numbers in phones, 16 year old me is just in it for the confidence boost, hands over my janky-ass dumbphone
>".. whose phone is this?"
>*shy wave and smile*
>Phone handed back, no number added
>Shoulda bought a fuckin' iphone
The feels
>bruh you're so fuckin' ugly
Every individual wetback beaner says this to me once a day everyday. I don't even talk to them they just say it.
>>29207192
This familorgininal
>>29211805
You should have told her that she was disgusting, and say that if anyone ever loves her it will be because they cant see what kind of sorry filth they are dealing with. People like that make me sick to my stomach.
>>29212023
QUIET IS MY WAIFU
>You're 21 and you don't have your driver's license yet!? You gotta grow up already!
Kinda hard when you wanna put a gun in your mouth every fucking day.
>Men are the worst
"I always thought I was okay"
>Your'e not a real man"
(The Fuck?)
>>29212590
>>Your'e not a real man"
HOLY FUCK BTFO!
>Oh you're referencing the first scene of the third batman movie right?
>The plane one, with the CIA guy and bane and the masks
>I get your reference, but why is it so funny?
>do you mind explaining the logic behind your humor in regards to the plane scene?
simpletons, all of them.
>waiting in line at DMV a few years back for drivers test
>nervous so hands are shaking a little
>woman in the room walks by and sees me
>loudly says "aw don't be so nervous you'll do fine!"
>everyone in the room stares at me
what kind of fucking mental malfunction would make you think it's OK to practically shout something like that to a total stranger?
all the girls were touching another girl's sandwich because the bread had somehow become super coarse and hard and then I touched it too and the girls were like OMG ``clueless!''
>>29198540
>"oh wow are you dating anon"
>"ew no I wouldn't even consider it"
>>29207602
Story time
>I was the nicest one at work to him for the first few weeks he was here because i recognized he probably only got to smile and crack jokes at work.
>He gets shit on pretty much everywhere he goes, so i figured at least at work he should be able to feel welcome and happy.
>I'd even help him finish up in the dish pit almost every night even though it wasn't my job, just to help him get out on time.
> he started demanding that i help all the time. >When i asked him to just ask me nicely if he needed help, he went into beta rage for a week and started crying about how he gets picked on and how i was an absolute dumb shitty human being.
>Kept thinking he was better than all of us, kept telling everyone i was an idiot kid and would go out of his way to pretend he didn't know my name.
>Ignored it for weeks but he kept talking shit, so finally i decided to just ignore him all together. >He does this to other friends at work for various reasons, even accusing one of our most respected cooks of being a thief.
>Knowing I'm not going to talk to him, he grumbles loudly about how he'll get me fired for harassment to the other workers, who all laugh as soon as he walks away.
>doesn't know i can hear everything he's saying
>don't even acknowledge him as a human being anymore, but also don't go out of my way to pick on him.
>Dishes keep coming back dirty as fuck.
>starts making threats about how he picked up his last boss with one arm and threw him against the wall for picking on him
>hilarious because he's a 5'1 skelly manlet i would destroy in one hit
>never to my face
>One day he's talking about how he wants to kill me, didn't know i was right behind him with a pile of dirty dishes that needed rewashing.
>turns around and has the most horrified pussy expression on his face as i confront him.
>Tries to run away but i don't let him, i have him cornered in the dish pit.
>He tells me i'm "no good, stupid boy"
thats when i drop that savage roast.
>>29200170
>because i'm not a monkey, why are you so loud?
Reply to my comment with a image of a badass robot
>>29200517
>Like it or not you're part of our society, even tho it just shits on you, you can't just go on being ignored lol. You have to contribute in some way, slave.
>>29200509
>a rock, why not ice?
>"even ice melts"
i think i was 11 or 12, don't remember the context
>>29200620
You deserve it.
i'm not a normies, i'm not shitposting, you deserved iy. you literally brough it to yourself you fucking autsit. and pokemon IS trash, it was like mlp back in the day
>>29200942
>not posting it
You you selfish newfag cunts do this
>"You're one of my best friends, anon"
>he proceeds to never invite me into any of his parties
Well, what is it, fuckface?
>>29209328
>meloshit
>Didnt bring a gun to work today Anon? Thats good i can go home this time.
>You know you cant go after schoolgirls Anon
>i know you dont have Tinder Anon, the minimum age is 18 so you wouldnt be interested.
>hey Anon, i need something off the dark-web, you can get it for me, right?
>Wow Anon, you're creepy when you laugh.
>You seem like the kind of guy that'd kill someone.
>You dont want a hooker Anon, what are you, gay?
>Why dont you send Derpette a picture of your dick? Shes been quite down today.
I have to admit sometimes i do get nice things said.
>At least you've got Anon to help, get some intelligent conversation for a change.
>Damn Anon, how do you know what to do in your job, it looks so scary and complex.
>Anon you're by far the best at your job on all the shifts.
>Thanks Anon, thats a big help.
>Anons on the ball again, dont know how this place runs without him.
Good at my job, shit at social interaction. At least i get some praise.
>Anon what happened? You used to be cool.
>>29198540
>youve got a big head like jimmy neutron
>lol your teeth make you look like spongebob
>how come ive never seen you with a girlfriend? are you gay?
>>29199392
>victim mentality
>>29201442
should had answered
>Make me, faggot
>>29200202
>autistic child has an outburst
>>29202704
>>Do you reckon he's asexual, or just closeted gay?
why do people keep saying this shit? I'm just focused on school work. Women are the least of my worries.
I don't care for companionship/relationships and sex, but for some reason normies can't fucking comprehend that.
>stop following us
fuck those fucking normies
>>29201700
>Hahaha, he doesn't really talk much, but he's cool.
>but he's cool
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY I DON'T TALK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM NOT COOL REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
anon you are fucking stupid
>>29206261
That was fucking painful to read. Fuck you, you jackass.
>>29201654
>the way they always interrupt and talk over me. I just wish people cared what I had to say.
UNDERRATED COMMENT
normies have no manners, i always call them on that, ask if their father* gave them no education, if they shrug it off or something i call them monkeys, they get mad but never say anything as I am fit manlet with very deep voice and normies are huge cowards.
*you just know they where raised by single mothers, mentioning how they ahd no father hurts them
>Youre not the type of guy a girl could ever love
I just never bothered with woman anymore after that, this was 6 years ago
>>29199695
>you laugh like a baby
This left me dumbfounded for a reason
>try to buy something at a store
>chad at the counter calls me "buddy"
I don't know whats worse, this, or hearing them all laugh once I walk away.
>>29201804
>triple knee combo
wat
>>29201876
it really is, at least stop shuttering/talking with your nose you fucking faggot
>>29201930
take a shower/use deodorant you dumb cunt
What, you don't tell people that they stink when they are too close?
