Describe your feels when you first wake up
>>29197243
"I'M STILL ALIVE? FUCK!!"
>AHHH
>WUHH
>WHAT THE FU-
>Oh I'm here again. Back to business.
>>29197243
>Teeth need brushed
>Butt feels empty
>Cannot fulfill one need without the other
>>29197272
this post right here tbvhwy famicom
>if I kill myself I won't have to wake up
Who here /lewd boy/? I always wake up in a state of total horniness. 100% of the time I wake up with a relatively soft boner, but I still can't stop thinking of sex all the time.
Even if I fap 3 times a day, I'm not satisfied. Yet I try my hardest to fap the least I can because I know that this is absolutely degenerate.
>i feel like shit
>i guess ill go get some food
>theres no food
>i hate my life
>>29197341
I always wake up rock hard when I take trazadone to help me sleep. That stuff works like fucking Viagra.
>>29197341
That's lewd anon, what do you fap to?
htdfhb
>mouth tastes like shit
>sweaty
>smell bad
>can barely remember awesome as hell dream from last night
>where's my phone
>what's on facebook
>what's on twitter
>what's on tumblr
>did someone reply to my post on 4chan last night
>I should do x today (i will not do x today)
>>29197243
>wake up like 2pm
>tfw half the day is gone
>also have not been magically transformed into a cute girl in my sleep
>ohhh, nooo
>another five minutes senpai please
>JUST
>with special guest stars Morning Wood and Lewd Thoughts
>ugh
>gonna play some vidya
>hope make takes me out to eat today
>>29197341
Pretty much this.
I wake up in a flurry of cocks, am hard and horny as hell. Either that or I was having horrible nightmares of my skin getting ripped off and reattached over and over or something.
Tired, feeling bad and scared
Kind of a feeling of nothing really.
Like
>I don't know
Y'know?
Damn I left the tv on
>where's my phone
>did my bf send me any cute messages while i was asleep
>is he awake yet
>lewd things
>check r9k
I feel like total asshole
>>29197243
>check phone
>5 minutes before alarm is supposed to ring
>time to be a wageslave before going to university again
>consider suicide until and during shower
>stop thinking about suicide when getting dressed
>>29197243
>try to process absolutely horrific nightmares of killing people, mutilating their bodies and fucking their corpses
>overwhelming urge to continue doing this
>slowly realize where I am
>remember that I have to go brush my teeth, force-feed myself breakfast, go to my shitty job and continue my miserable existence with no outlet for the urges
>stay under the blankets wanting to die for 20+ minutes until I risk being late for work, and am forced to get up
I hate mornings so fucking much, I wish I never had to sleep.
>Why is my cock so hard, why can't I stop thinking about cocks
>Mild frustration that I'm not quite aroused enough to fap
>I wonder if my bf is online
>Oh, I also have to check Pixiv and Sadpanda for new content
>Guess I'd better check /r9k/ too
>Set alarm for appopriate time to wake up and get ready for work on time
>Snooze for 5 minutes like twice
>Do I have time to fap?
>Already 10 minutes late for work
>Yeah fuck it let's do a quick one
>Damn my dreams are always weird as fuck
>Wonder if my friends are online
>Am I going out anywhere today?
>Time to get ready for the day
>Fuck breakfast
>>29197243
the seroquel is so intense for the first few moments, feels kinda like being held underwater. then it wears off and i'm happy to eat a hot apple just out of the microwavewhen people call me at night when i was sleeping it's so strong. i try to act normal but my mind isn't even open. i wonder if that's what it's like when you have a stroke or dementia. i just repeat things that i say to people like "oh man, i know" "oh rly? that means a lot to me" etc. out of context. at least i can see it happening. i can pass on any other drug.
used to wake up every day to dammit it's the day again
>wake up
>another night I didn't die in my sleep
I contemplate the meaning of my life and what is the point of waking up if I'm just not going to do anything all day? NEET with no friends, hitting the 3 year inside mark soon
>>29197243
I just want to go back to sleep
It's like I want to die, but not really
>>29198837
Imagine doing work all day just to be able to live and then going back home, every day, and having no friends.
That is true hell.
i wish mom would stop bringing guys over
>>29197243
can i get sauce on this pic?
>>29199180
do you get affirmation through work though?
i like it better than the neet life
i switched three months ago
>go into work, do gram and a half of caffeine in the am
>so fucking up on that and skilled that i am hugely successful, achieve more than everyone else on the clock combined
>boss literally pats me on the back, everybody says wow
>afternoon is slow but still feel like a rockstar
>boss and supervisors give me look of pride when i clock out and wish me a good evening
it was extreme today, but every day is similar. work is like a fine video game. though it's a tragic waste of my dying hours, existence is less than hellish, or less hellish than before.
>>29199350
>do you get affirmation through work though?
No. Instead it's slave labor while trying to get a Master's degree and then PhD. I'm ready to just end it all but regret stops me from doing it.
One day I woke up from a dream where a girl called me cute
I then had a shit day because I kept remembering that no one has ever found/told me cute or attractive besides my parents.
>still feel tired
>I could go for a nap
>eat something and get stoned first though
>"Aw, crap. I'm actually awake now. No more blissful sleep/wake limbo feeling. Where am I? What day is it? Fuck. I don't want to get up."
>"Maybe I can just give up altogether and never get up anymore."
>"No, voice in my head, I'm not gonna kill myself."
>"It's only going to be silent a while longer. Better savor it before everything starts up and gets noisy. There's the rooster. There go the coyotes."
>"God, I'm tired. Maybe I'll get more sleep tonight. Probably not."
>"If I don't get up now, I'm going to fall right back asleep and miss class. Fuck, am I horny. My hand smells like balls. Was I touching myself in my sleep?"
>"Do I have any pot? It's either a spliff or a cigarette. Oh, hey, an energy drink I only finished half of. Down the hatch. Another day, another palpitation."
>"It's almost 8. Better wake up my roommate."
>"Time to take a dump. Might as well bring my laptop with me and see if the thread's still up. Wow, it is. Hope anon's still here to read my reply. Sorry I crashed, dude."
>"I feel disgusting. I need a shower. And a shave. Maybe some loud-ass music will wake me up. Maybe I'll just brush my teeth and shave with the water running over me. No need to wash anything more than my ass, pits, and feet."
>"It's breakfast or another cigarette before class. Who needs calories?"
>"Fuck, I feel foggy, even after the shower. Come on, coffee, work."
>"Heart stuttered. That's good. Waking up. Don't worry, buddy, we'll survive today, too."
>"I hope I don't still smell like pot. I probably do. Whatever. I hope I have the right books with me. I do. Thanks, tired me from last night."
>"Fuck, the boner's back."
>>29197341
This. I wake up humping the bed underneath me. Still depressed, but with a raging hard-on and horny.
>>29199350
what do you do? I've heard stories about people who put everything into their work and they always seem the better for it
I used to hate and dread work as an usher at a movie theater for 5 years. Not because the work was hard, it was because I was fat and I had to basically walk for eight hours and I got lazy and sweeped under the seats and felt guilty.
Now I have a four hour a week job and I pretty much robot through it. I feel some satisfaction and very tired afterward even though its easy as fuck and I have a job coach there the whole time.
>>29197243
thirsty, lazy, sometimes afraid
>>29197243
END ME NIGGA
>>29199828
>"It's almost 8. Better wake up my roommate."
I thought you were his imouto for a second. I thought I should lay off the anime then realized that this is the best way to think.
>every part of my body hurts
>mouth tastes like a hobo took a shit in it while I was sleeping
>drenched in sweat
>overslept half an hour and still don't feel like getting up
>stomach hurts but I don't feel like eating
>go back to bed hoping I die in my sleep
>>29197243
i miss dreaming, and than i ask myself where i put my controller and get back to playing video games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-s9LdQPXF4
>Another fucking day
>I hate everyrhing
That's it. I wake up regretting not having gone to sleep earlier last night, since I need to sleep like 11 hours to wake up with energy, otherwise I literally wake up feeling tired and very irritable and unhappy.
But's this is bc I'm ill. Im working on it
WHO'S THE FAGGOT THAT WOKE ME UP
and then proceed to sleep in till 12
Sometimes I wake up forgetting where or who I am, and it is the nicest feeling ever, even more when I've been swept away by a dream. The reality sinks in again, and I waste my day away to sleep again.
Those few seconds of forgetfulness are ignorant bliss of my crippling depression.
"I wonder how many minutes I can postpone getting into the shower"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ehV3o29bLSY
This pretty much sums it up
>>29200459
If it's winter, the fact that I have to get out of my warm comfy bed is horrible, but taking a hot shower motivates me to get up
>>29197243
depends on the day i go 1 day eating and 1 day not to keep enough money for rent so if i just come off a no food day real hungry the other times just really sick
Did it happen? It didn't...
>>29197243
>wake up
>"gotta get in the bathroom before everyone or else Ill have to wait with this awful taste in my mouth"
>brush teeth
>back to bed to fantasize
>wake up again
>"feels bad man"
every day
If work:
>oh great another day of slow, boring part time work
If nothing:
Oh great, another day of watching the same videos and playing the same shit
>O-oh..it was just a dream
>Well I mean of course that makes sense
>Sigh......
>>29197243
either
>relief from a nightmare (i have them every night)
>morning sickness
>or derealization
the last one is the worst. feels like an LSD trip for a few minutes after waking.
>>29199040
exactly this 100% desu
