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Sex Help 2016-06-10 22:05:13 Post No. 29195467
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Sex Help Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:05:13 Post No. 29195467 [Report]

Hello my friends.

I am a 24 year old half-chink virgin who lives at home and doesn't own a car and I want to have sex.

How can I accomplish this. Do any of you live in Ottawa, Canada and have a willing female relative you could lend me?

Also, general women tips.

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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:06:20 Post No.29195497
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:06:20 Post No.29195497 [Report]

>>29195467
just find a prostitute on backpage senpai and ask for a quickstop

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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:07:30 Post No.29195533
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:07:30 Post No.29195533 [Report]

contact, came064 on facebook, she lives where your at, she's a milf that has a thing for yellow cock

i'm 20 now and lost my v to her

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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:10:08 Post No.29195598
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:10:08 Post No.29195598 [Report]

>>29195497
Illegal friend.

>>29195533
I don't have facebook.

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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:16:37 Post No.29195737
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This city is dead.

Literally a sausage fest.

Riding the bus to work easily 80% of the riders are men and the other 20% are old hags. Do women even work?

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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:24:59 Post No.29195899
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:24:59 Post No.29195899 [Report]

Guess I was asking for too much from r9GAY.

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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:29:57 Post No.29195988
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:29:57 Post No.29195988 [Report]

>>29195467
>>29195598

land of the free lol

thank god I live in a third world shithole

I slept with 6 different escorts between December and February ~~and they were all shit sex is overrated as fuck~~

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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:38:29 Post No.29196160
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:38:29 Post No.29196160 [Report]

>>29195988
I'm tired of you normie faggots saying sex is overrated and then partake in it constantly. Fuck off.

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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:41:07 Post No.29196218
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:41:07 Post No.29196218 [Report]

>>29195467
Your best bet is to try to seduce a 16 year old high school girl. I think that's legal in Canada... but they're easy to impress if you're in your 20's.. well you don't have a car so maybe not. Your first step should be getting a driver's license and a car

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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:51:57 Post No.29196431
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:51:57 Post No.29196431 [Report]

>>29196218
I can drive. I just think I'd dry her pussy if I showed up in the family grand caravan.

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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:53:54 Post No.29196472
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:53:54 Post No.29196472 [Report]

>>29195467
I recommend learning how to play the guitar

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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:59:10 Post No.29196593
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 22:59:10 Post No.29196593 [Report]

>>29195598
>I don't have facebook
So fucking make one you fucking child.
>WAAAH WAAAH WAAAH I want a woman to fuck me but I don't want to put forth any effort whatsoever, making a Facebook account is too much work!!

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Anonymous 2016-06-10 23:02:02 Post No.29196653
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 23:02:02 Post No.29196653 [Report]

>>29196593
Oh yeah a zero friend account is going to reel in a metric tonne of pussy.

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Anonymous 2016-06-10 23:09:41 Post No.29196828
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 23:09:41 Post No.29196828 [Report]

lol im from ottawa too, go to montreal and get a hooker its not illegal there

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Anonymous 2016-06-10 23:17:03 Post No.29196979
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 23:17:03 Post No.29196979 [Report]

>>29195467
>Asking for advice on woman on r9k

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