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2016-06-10 20:34:45 Post No. 29193549
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2016-06-10 20:34:45
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I wish I were attracted to well-reared corn instead of women.
It would make life so much easier, so much more regular. I could just intelligently sequester a portion of my earnings to buy the best corn stock my budget allows, every year. I could make sure any land that I buy has a nice little space for corn-farming on it. And then I could raise some corn, and fuck it. I could fuck as much as I raised, and if I wanted to fuck more, I'd have to raise more. Here and there I would mess up a season or harvest. Maybe I'd get lazy or overconfident because of a few good years, and overlook something vitally necessary to good high-yield corn farming, and I'd just have to put up with a lousy, sexless season until the next harvest. But the next one would roll around, and, having learned my lesson, I'd be more diligent. Maybe it'd even be a great harvest because of the increased care, and I'd have a whole season of great corn sex. The point is, it would all be in my hands. The responsibility for good corn sex would be mine alone, and not someone else's. I'd get what I give - reap what I sow - and it'd always be fair.
Instead, it's entirely in the hands of capricious women who want to give ALL the "corn" to the two or three guys with absurdly good harvests. Guys who simply lucked out by inheriting nitrogen-hypercharged farmland from their family. Instead of "effort in, corn out" we have a system whereby the few and lucky are rewarded disproportionately every season, and all my corn is confiscated to heap up on Chad's farm. A whole economy, a whole society is heaped up around things like this. Instead of a meritocratic "to each according to his ability" corn economy, it's a zero-sum game. Every year, Chad gets to steal ALL the fucking corn because his corn was the tallest. I don't even mind if he gets the best corn - but why can't I have some corn too?
This first-past-the-post bullshit needs to end. I want cornpussy socialism. Someone has to stop this fucking insanity.
